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  • #1051
    Re: God Hates Iceland!

    Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
    Even though Dan Brown is a hellbound papist who comes up with some bizarre ideas (the thought of Jesus fornicating with that whore Mary Magdelene for example), one thing he is correct on is that CERN is in Switzerland.

    Tell me then, if CERN is not in Switzerland, then where is it?
    good sir, i was not referring to the fact that cern is in switzerland, i was objecting to the fact that CERN created the internet , that is false.

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    • #1052
      Re: God Hates Iceland!

      Originally posted by Captain Oblivious View Post
      good sir, i was not referring to the fact that cern is in switzerland, i was objecting to the fact that CERN created the internet , that is false.
      You are clueless. Look at this, my friend.
      Sweet Lord Jesus,
      I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
      Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
      Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
      Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
      Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
      Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
      Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

      Amen.

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      • #1053
        Re: God Hates Iceland!

        Originally posted by Captain Oblivious View Post
        Jón Páll Sigmarsson he won the worlds strongest man 4 times, Magnum Ver did the same. A feat that no american has ever done.
        You mean those men's pharmacists won it for them. If anyone injects enough drugs, they are going to get stronger.
        Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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        • #1054
          Re: God Hates Iceland!

          oh ye of little faith, here is proof that some of you are of Icelandic descent(by that i refer not to the fact that vikings found america long before Christofer Columbus) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Icelandic_Americans

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          • #1055
            Re: God Hates Iceland!

            Originally posted by Captain Oblivious View Post
            here is proof... wikipedia link
            You definitely have a sense of humor. Kudos to you!

            But in the hypothetical case that you were actually serious: "some of you" can mean pretty much anything if you talk about a population of 300 million people. It's not like icelend where everyone is related to eachother to some degree due to inbreeding.
            I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

            Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
            Matthew 7:22             Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
            Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

            Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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            • #1056
              Re: God Hates Iceland!

              I am very pleased to see someone bringing this up to the surface. As a Christian Icelander I have watched my country sinking deeper and deeper into the pits of hell by every year. Homosexuality, atheism and satanic practices are a growing problem and I am very ashamed of my fellow Icelanders here on this forum with their blasphemous posts, praising their false-gods and mocking our savior, Jesus Christ. It is pretty obvious where they are going and I shall pray for them, hoping they will be saved.
              PROOF: America in the Bible!
              8 REASONS WHY GOD HATES THE FAROE ISLANDS!



               The wicked shall be turned into hell, and all the nations that forget God.
              (Psalm 9:17)

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              • #1057
                Re: God Hates Iceland!

                Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
                It's not like icelend where everyone is related to eachother to some degree due to inbreeding.

                This is a sad fact, but a true one. This has caused lots of problems such as mental retardation but about 54 percent of the population here has an IQ below 80. This is just another example of God's anger towards the Icelandic nation.
                PROOF: America in the Bible!
                8 REASONS WHY GOD HATES THE FAROE ISLANDS!



                 The wicked shall be turned into hell, and all the nations that forget God.
                (Psalm 9:17)

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                • #1058
                  Re: God Hates Iceland!

                  You shall not make for yourself an idol, whether in the form of anything that is in heaven above, or that is on the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.
                  You shall not bow down to them or worship them; for I the Lord your God am a jealous God, punishing children for the iniquity of parents, to the third and the fourth generation of those who reject me.
                  You shall not make wrongful use of the name of the Lord your God, for the Lord will not acquit anyone who misuses his name.
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                  • #1059
                    Re: God Hates Iceland!

                    Originally posted by Alexander Jonsson View Post
                    I am very pleased to see someone bringing this up to the surface. As a Christian Icelander I have watched my country sinking deeper and deeper into the pits of hell by every year. Homosexuality, atheism and satanic practices are a growing problem and I am very ashamed of my fellow Icelanders here on this forum with their blasphemous posts, praising their false-gods and mocking our savior, Jesus Christ. It is pretty obvious where they are going and I shall pray for them, hoping they will be saved.
                    Hello, friend. You seem to have a good head on your shoulders. Why not head over to The introduction forum and give us your testimony?
                    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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                    • #1060
                      Re: God Hates Iceland!

                      [QUOTE=Rev. Jim Osborne;472494]
                      GOD HATES ICELAND!



                      Jim Osborn when did your “God” tell you that he hated Iceland, was it in your fantasy dream or of eating magic mushrooms or do you have more than one persona that talks to you in time to time, you can go to some therapist I think if you are seeing lot of unearthly thinks


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                      • #1061
                        Re: God Hates Iceland!

                        What game?

                        What you posted is common knowledge, especially to those that live in Freehold. I was going to move there this summer but now that the raprture is less than a week away, there is no point in making those kinds of plans.
                        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                        • #1062
                          Re: God Hates Iceland!

                          What are you trying to say exactly?

                          How about just letting us worship God in peace?
                          I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                          Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                          Matthew 7:22                           Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                          Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                          Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                          • #1063
                            Re: God Hates Iceland!

                            Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                            What game?

                            but now that the raprture is less than a week away, there is no point in making those kinds of plans.
                            dude if you really love christ why not honor him by sharing his torment?

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                            • #1064
                              Re: God Hates Iceland!

                              Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
                              What are you trying to say exactly?

                              How about just letting us worship God in peace?


                              That is right all humans suld have their rights to worship any “God” and any imagination he wants

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                              • #1065
                                Re: God Hates Iceland!

                                Originally posted by Captain Oblivious
                                and the game is up guys
                                I don't get it, what are you trying to say my friend?
                                PROOF: America in the Bible!
                                8 REASONS WHY GOD HATES THE FAROE ISLANDS!



                                 The wicked shall be turned into hell, and all the nations that forget God.
                                (Psalm 9:17)

                                                                 Add me on                                 Facebook!

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