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  • IllSeeYouIn2012
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    • Apr 2010
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    #1681
    Re: God Hates Iceland!

    prays the lord!

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    • Brother Enoch
      The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
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      • Jun 2008
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      #1682
      Re: God Hates Iceland!

      Originally posted by IllSeeYouIn2012 View Post
      prays the lord!
      Thank you for your non-contribution to this thread. Now go to the Introduction forum and introduce yourself properly.

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      • IllSeeYouIn2012
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        #1683
        Re: God Hates Iceland!

        Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
        GOD HATES ICELAND!



        The Icelandic Flag mocks the cross by turning it sideways. Satanists mock Jesus by turning a cross upside down. This is very similar. This is proof that Iceland hates Jesus!
        1. Iceland promotes sorcery and witchcraft. They worship Satan and perform rituals that animate trolls and ogres and other demons to do their bidding. They even have a museum dedicated to their Satan worship!


        hahaha we have a penis museum too, prehaps you ex masturbaturs want to take a wack at that!

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        • James Dewitt
          #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
          • Jan 2010
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          #1684
          Re: God Hates Iceland!

          Pervert.Just what we need, another Icelandick pervert.

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          • IllSeeYouIn2012
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            #1685
            Re: God Hates Iceland!

            hahaha is there no freedom of speech in your baptist church ?

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            • Mrs. Rogers
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              • Sep 2006
              • 2692

              #1686
              Re: God Hates Iceland!

              Originally posted by IllSeeYouIn2012 View Post
              hahaha is there no freedom of speech in your baptist church ?
              No, not for non-Baptists and ladies anyway. Why would there be?
              True Christians are Perfect!

              Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.

              Persecution You Have Endured for CHRIST: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger in Christ.

              For True Christians™ only: please send me Project Habakkuk updates at gertruderogers@landoverbaptist.net. Thank you.

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              • Cranky Old Man
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                You kids get off his lawn!
                 
                • Jan 2010
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                #1687
                Re: God Hates Iceland!

                Originally posted by IllSeeYouIn2012 View Post
                hahaha we have a penis museum too
                Yes, we are aware of your "get your magnification glass at the entrance" museum.
                5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                • FjandinnSjalfur!
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                  • Apr 2010
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                  #1688
                  Re: God Hates Iceland!

                  They are Godless. Most Icelanders are atheists or worship pagan Viking gods. The few Christians are Lutherans, who are hellbound anyways. There is not a single Baptist church in Iceland!

                  Because we're Smarter than that

                  God cursed this land with geography. Iceland is mostly ice, hence the name "Iceland". There is also a lot of volcanic and geyser activity, due to the close proximity of Hell. We know for a fact that Hell is underneath the Earth, and Iceland is one of the closest places on the surface to Hell. You can look at Iceland as a gateway between Hell and Earth.

                  So Satan will get us first and we will honor his presence with metal and awesomeness!

                  God punished their economy by bankrupting them. While they were once successful, the Lord sought to destroy them economically. But do they learn from their punishments? No.

                  That was not a punishment by god but it happened because I made Satan my Bitch and commanded him to do it

                  The most famous Icelander is Bjork, who is a disgusting race-mixing harlot who dresses up in strange apparel (Zeph 1:8) and fornicates with negroes (Ezra 9:2). She is a national folk hero.

                  Björk sucks ass, like maybe 10% of icelandic people actually like her. Other just find her annoying.

                  They elect women as prime ministers even though the Bible specifically forbids women from ruling over men! 1st Timothy 2:12But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.

                  Oh Satan how much i hate that prime minister bitch of mine

                  They are weak pacifists and don't have an army. They have universal health care. In other words, it's Obama's utopia.

                  Obama is the antichrist. Of course it's his utopia. This is the mouth of hell!


                  Iceland wants to destroy the traditional family so they've legalized gay marriage! They create laws to mock God! Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

                  Again, satan working for me.

                  Iceland promotes sorcery and witchcraft. They worship Satan and perform rituals that animate trolls and ogres and other demons to do their bidding. They even have a museum dedicated to their Satan worship!

                  Unfortunately that is not dedicated to my bitch satan but just any old magicks.

                  But not even that museum could offend the decency of True Christians™ like the National Penis Museum. Yes, Iceland has erected a building glorifying the penis! What a sick sex-obsessed heathen society.

                  Come on, don't you just want to come inside and see the penises of many different creatures, including the allpowerful satan!

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                  • Cranky Old Man
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                    You kids get off his lawn!
                     
                    • Jan 2010
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                    #1689
                    Re: God Hates Iceland!

                    Originally posted by FjandinnSjalfur! View Post
                    and see the penises of many different creatures, including the allpowerful satan!
                    You will feel that in your ass for all eternity in hell my friend .
                    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                    • Husky_whisperer
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                      • Mar 2010
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                      #1690
                      Re: God Hates Iceland!

                      Due to the volcanoes my friend is making around $2,000 a day exporting Americans to watch it! Should I stop talking to him? This is very confusing for me, I thought this was a suffering for Iceland's sins?
                      LUK 8:13 Those on the rock are the ones who receive the word with joy when they hear it, but they have no root. They believe for a while, but in the time of testing they fall away.

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                      • darknessdevours
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                        #1691
                        Re: God Hates Iceland!

                        im a satanist...

                        And we do not mock anyone. We just believe that satan is the true creator of humanity. and believe in individualism and free will. We are not out to ruin or mislead anyone of any religion. We do not try to convert. and satan loves everyone. I don't know if anyone noticed. But its you who mock and ruin satanists. While we do nothing.

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                        • Levi Jones
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                          • Jul 2009
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                          #1692
                          Re: God Hates Iceland!

                          Originally posted by darknessdevours View Post
                          im a satanist...

                          And we do not mock anyone. We just believe that satan is the true creator of humanity. and believe in individualism and free will. We are not out to ruin or mislead anyone of any religion. We do not try to convert. and satan loves everyone. I don't know if anyone noticed. But its you who mock and ruin satanists. While we do nothing.

                          Wait, what? To believe in satan, one has to believe in God. To believe in God, one has to believe in the Bible. The Bible says God created the heavens and the earth. Therefore, there's no way even you could believe what you posted.
                          Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                          • Husky_whisperer
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                            #1693
                            Re: God Hates Iceland!

                            Maybe we're all angels? Who are we to judge each other?
                            LUK 8:13 Those on the rock are the ones who receive the word with joy when they hear it, but they have no root. They believe for a while, but in the time of testing they fall away.

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                            • Bobby-Joe
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                              • Sep 2006
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                              #1694
                              Re: God Hates Iceland!

                              Originally posted by Husky_whisperer View Post
                              Maybe we're all angels? Who are we to judge each other?
                              Were do we judge each other friend? Jesus judges us and we good and TRUE Christians(white, Republican Baptist) listen Him in our hearts of hearts.

                              this is whole Christians can't judge thing is coming across as racists to me.

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                              • Brother Enoch
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                                • Jun 2008
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                                #1695
                                Re: God Hates Iceland!

                                Originally posted by Husky_whisperer View Post
                                Due to the volcanoes my friend is making around $2,000 a day exporting Americans to watch it! Should I stop talking to him? This is very confusing for me, I thought this was a suffering for Iceland's sins?
                                I'd pay a lot more than $2000 to watch Icelandicans being engulfed by volcanic flows.

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