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  • Re: God Hates Iceland!

    Originally posted by icelandic_boy View Post
    nah thats why he always sends floods and tornados and twisters to America. NOT TO MENTION TOTAL JERKOFFS LIKE YOU
    A few natural hardships to test the Christian faith are nothing compared to the hardship that will be in your face once you reach your final destination.

    May you burn for all eternity.

    Matthew 13:41-43 The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity; And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth. Then shall the righteous shine forth as the sun in the kingdom of their Father. Who hath ears to hear, let him hear.

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    • Re: God Hates Iceland!

      Originally posted by Talitha View Post
      Son, God in His great Wisdom made sure that the wind blows straight over Europe and Russia.
      After all, He wouldn't want to spoil America, His favorite country.
      Just a question, why is America his favorite country?

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      • Re: God Hates Iceland!

        Originally posted by BGD1986 View Post
        Just a question, why is America his favorite country?
        Yes I would like to know that too Didint u guys came from europe? And invaded that country from its native inhabitants? + if America is Gods favourite country why didint Jesus live there?

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        • Re: God Hates Iceland!

          Originally posted by Fat Rooster View Post
          Yes I would like to know that too Didint u guys came from europe? And invaded that country from its native inhabitants? + if America is Gods favourite country why didint Jesus live there?
          The answer to your question should be obvious. Our Holy Savior would not waste His precious time with a land that was infested with Injuns. We changed that, and if you paid any attention in History class you would know that this great nation has stomped out any foe that has come after them.

          God's chosen people left Europe, and that's why there is no one left over there except homosexuals and Muslims.

          Matthew 13:41-43 The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity; And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth. Then shall the righteous shine forth as the sun in the kingdom of their Father. Who hath ears to hear, let him hear.

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          • Re: God Hates Iceland!

            Originally posted by Youth Pastor Marty View Post
            The answer to your question should be obvious. Our Holy Savior would not waste His precious time with a land that was infested with Injuns. We changed that, and if you paid any attention in History class you would know that this great nation has stomped out any foe that has come after them.

            God's chosen people left Europe, and that's why there is no one left over there except homosexuals and Muslims.
            Holy fuck you really are out of your mind :O Europe has 1 country where majority religion is muslm, in case you didint know USA has more homosexuals than europe has and that is a fact + Europe has millions and millios of people who believe in god so please get your facts straight before you start to talk about "obvious" answers...

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            • Re: God Hates Iceland!

              Originally posted by Fat Rooster View Post
              Holy piffle you really are out of your mind :O Europe has 1 country where majority religion is muslm, in case you didint know USA has more homosexuals than europe has and that is a fact + Europe has millions and millios of people who believe in god so please get your facts straight before you start to talk about "obvious" answers...
              Facts you say? Our queers have mostly been corralled into San Fransisco simply because the Liberals have ensured it is illegal to deport them. No worries. God will use the San Andreas fault to take care of that problem.

              Europe on the other hand is infested with limp wristed Sodomites that will be blown to bits by the Moon-worshipping murderers that they try so hard to show so much tolerance and compassion.

              Matthew 13:41-43 The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity; And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth. Then shall the righteous shine forth as the sun in the kingdom of their Father. Who hath ears to hear, let him hear.

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              • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                Jesus were born in Betlehem and lived there his whole life and never visited America, but still his favourite country is suddenly America? You guys are really starting to piss me off.

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                • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                  Originally posted by Enator View Post
                  Jesus were born in Betlehem and lived there his whole life and never visited America, but still his favourite country is suddenly America? You guys are really starting to piss me off.
                  The United States is His favorite country and is quite frankly the ONLY country along with Israel. The rest of the world can only wish to fly the Red White and Blue. Shout Glory!

                  Matthew 13:41-43 The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity; And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth. Then shall the righteous shine forth as the sun in the kingdom of their Father. Who hath ears to hear, let him hear.

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                  • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                    Originally posted by Fat Rooster View Post
                    Holy piffle [...] in case you didint know USA has more homosexuals than europe has and that is a fact [...]
                    Interesting! Have you some facts to back that up? It appears to me that the US has about 300 Million people and Europe, being an overcrowded cess-pit, has 600 million.

                    If being queer were genetic, as lying liebrals try and tell us, we would expect to see an equal percentage in both 'camps'. However, you say that the less populous US has more queers. This indicates that being a homer is a lifestyle choice and agrees with Landover's (and God's) stand on this matter.

                    As a matter of fact, I conducted a survey in Landover 2 years ago. I asked 2000 men, in and around the area, "Do you lust after male flesh?" I am pleased to say I only received on positive reply and that turned out to be from a particularly repulsive looking woman whom I had mistaken for a man. So there are no queers in Landover.
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                    • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                      Originally posted by Youth Pastor Marty View Post
                      The United States is His favorite country and is quite frankly the ONLY country. The rest of the only world can only wish to fly the Red White and Blue. Shout Glory!
                      That's what you keep saying, but _why_ is that country whose people kill innocent people his favourite country?

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                      • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                        Originally posted by Enator View Post
                        That's what you keep saying, but _why_ is that country whose people kill innocent people his favourite country?
                        If you consider war mongering Injuns, Red Communists, Nazis and towel-headed butchers innocent then I propose we wipe out every innocent on the face of the Earth.

                        This is God's chosen nation because the Landover Baptist Church to make it so. End of story.

                        Matthew 13:41-43 The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity; And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth. Then shall the righteous shine forth as the sun in the kingdom of their Father. Who hath ears to hear, let him hear.

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                        • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                          Originally posted by Youth Pastor Marty View Post
                          The United States is His favorite country and is quite frankly the ONLY country along with Israel. The rest of the world can only wish to fly the Red White and Blue. Shout Glory!
                          How can it be his favourite country when he never visited america.

                          And that is what bullcrap america does to it's people, it makes them beleive in anything there leaders say. Although the majority of your country doesn't trust it's goverment the few who do believe what ever it says
                          The movie ran through me, The glamour subdued me, The tabloid untied me,
                          I'm empty please fill me, Mister anchor assure me, That Baghdad is burning,
                          Your voice it is so soothing, That cunning mantra of killing,I need you my witness,
                          To dress this up so bloodless, To numb me and purge me now, Of thoughts of blaming you,

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                          • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                            Originally posted by Youth Pastor Marty View Post
                            If you consider war mongering Injuns, Red Communists, Nazis and towel-headed butchers innocent then I propose we wipe out every innocent on the face of the Earth.

                            This is God's chosen nation because the Landover Baptist Church to make it so. End of story.
                            Can you support this with scripture?

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                            • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                              Originally posted by BGD1986 View Post
                              Can you support this with scripture?
                              Deuteronomy 13:6 If thy brother, the son of thy mother, or thy son, or thy daughter, or the wife of thy bosom, or thy friend, which is as thine own soul, entice thee secretly, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which thou hast not known, thou, nor thy fathers;
                              7 Namely, of the gods of the people which are round about you, nigh unto thee, or far off from thee, from the one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth;
                              8 Thou shalt not consent unto him, nor hearken unto him; neither shall thine eye pity him, neither shalt thou spare, neither shalt thou conceal him:
                              9 But thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall be first upon him to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people.

                              Matthew 13:41-43 The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity; And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth. Then shall the righteous shine forth as the sun in the kingdom of their Father. Who hath ears to hear, let him hear.

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                              • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                                Originally posted by Enator View Post
                                Jesus were born in Betlehem and lived there his whole life and never visited America, but still his favourite country is suddenly America?
                                It's correct that Jesus did not visit America 2000 years ago. No one is contesting that. However, Jesus Christ is still alive and He has migrated to America.

                                Jesus Christ is an American, not a European or anything else. American.

                                He is, what we call, a supernatural born citizen of the USA.
                                I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                                Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                                Matthew 7:22
                                Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                                Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                                Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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