[James Hutchins]

Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

Australian not austrian srsly some 1 give these fools an atlas

What devil abo speak are you using? What is a 'srsly'?
Does the head nurse at the retard hospital know you are diddling her kindle?

[Wooblah]

Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

Dear Wooblah,

You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forum.

Reason: Gargling With Feces
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Gargling With Feces
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This infraction is worth 1000 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire

really james thats ur reason not trolling ,trying to be a jerk but Gargling With Feces. and then a comment like "was it a roo" .

to be honest this thread gave me the biggest LoL's of this week and really goes to show how badly educated you hicks are.

"What devil abo speak are you using? What is a 'srsly'?
Does the head nurse at the retard hospital know you are diddling her kindle?"

this makes u feel better as a man of christ and seeing he "could" see all, do u really think he'd be proud of you.?

i dont and its good to see u southern rednecks live up to to ur reputation as racist rednecks >.0

[James Hutchins]

Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

Dear Wooblah,

You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forum.

Reason: Gargling With Feces
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Gargling With Feces
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This infraction is worth 1000 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire

really james thats ur reason not trolling ,trying to be a jerk but Gargling With Feces. and then a comment like "was it a roo" .

to be honest this thread gave me the biggest LoL's of this week and really goes to show how badly educated you hicks are.

"What devil abo speak are you using? What is a 'srsly'?
Does the head nurse at the retard hospital know you are diddling her kindle?"

this makes u feel better as a man of christ and seeing he "could" see all, do u really think he'd be proud of you.?

i dont and its good to see u southern rednecks live up to to ur reputation as racist rednecks >.0

Friend, complaining about a well earned infraction will probably result in another infraction.
Here on Gods Favorite Forum, we speak, in a strong voice, clear ungarbled American (Gods Favorite Language).
Now, if you find it impossible to keep a civil tong and feel compelled to use devil speak, then perhaps the apple did not fall from the tree and a few more years in lock is called for.
If I am so poorly educated as you claim, why then, am I able to communicate in a clear and indecisive manner, ensuring all that read my thoughts have little doubt regarding my intentions.

Why is all you people from Austria hate God? Id it the criminal blood coursing through your veins like heroin does to a junkie?

[Wooblah]

Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

never said i hated god in fact im one of his flock

i just find this thread offensive and ignorant. because it is offensive and ignorant. so lacking in truth and so full of misstruth that u defending this sort infomation goes to show just how far the member of ur church have strayed.

fair enuff i was trolling before but now if u like ill be serious. just how can u defend this sort of thing considering by your profile you are actuly educated (which i doubt).

[James Hutchins]

Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

Friend, I can still barely understand a word of what your are saying. Perhaps you can get a woman to help you communicate.

If you really loved God, you would speak in the manner in which he has graced decent people and not speak like a truck stop Homer with a mouth full of male genitalia. I seriously doubt you are in any position to make an accurate quantified judgment on a persons educational background.

I have noticed, there is often a black sheep in every flock, you per chance?

[Wooblah]

Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

as i have noticed in all of this thread.... whenever someone has posted a serious question or asked any type of serious question u have all responded with more misstruth or defelcted the question with a smartarse comment.

this is my last post its obvious ur all just what my 1st impressions told me a pack of self inflated bible bashing fools with no grasp of reality.

good luck to u all and may you find the ability to accept the world u live in without needing deaths embrace to take u home.

ps: aye i am the black sheep yet god knows me and keeps me well

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

as i have noticed in all of this thread.... whenever someone has posted a serious question or asked any type of serious question u have all responded with more misstruth or defelcted the question with a smartarse comment.

this is my last post its obvious ur all just what my 1st impressions told me a pack of self inflated bible bashing fools with no grasp of reality.

good luck to u all and may you find the ability to accept the world u live in without needing deaths embrace to take u home.

ps: aye i am the black sheep yet god knows me and keeps me well

What magic power has God blessed you with to decide which bits of the Bible are true and which bits to ignore?

[James Hutchins]

Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

Friend, you know little of what you attempt (and miserably fail) to speak. A lot of gibberish and unintelligible words. God only helps those that help themselves.

I find it interesting that an obviously poorly bred and uneducated person would have the audacity to attempt to smear our good character. Friend, I have a larger grasp on reality than your abo hands ever will. God has anointed me with the title of True Christian(tm) and empowered me with all the benefits and honors befitting such a grand position.

[TheLordSavedMe]

Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

as i have noticed in all of this thread.... whenever someone has posted a serious question or asked any type of serious question u have all responded with more misstruth or defelcted the question with a smartarse comment.

this is my last post its obvious ur all just what my 1st impressions told me a pack of self inflated bible bashing fools with no grasp of reality.

good luck to u all and may you find the ability to accept the world u live in without needing deaths embrace to take u home.

ps: aye i am the black sheep yet god knows me and keeps me well

Hi Wooblah!

Uhm, you better try and get SAVED for reals or GOD will send you to HELL and the DEVIL will burn you up over and over again forever and ever!

Also, do you have any Koala bears? I think they are like sssssoooooooooo cute!









Tammi

[HandyMandy]

Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

Don't worry, God will soon show his fist and take no more from godless Australia, lets just hope we can find all true christians there if there are any left and bring them home to America, God's favourite country

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

Friend, I can still barely understand a word of what your are saying. Perhaps you can get a woman to help you communicate.

I think the place was populated exclusively by black sheep ejected by England. Many of them were Scottish. So all families are 100% black sheep. I am rather busy at present but could attempt translation if anyone's interested for a fee (which would need to exceed whatever I'm likely to get paid from the pending junket) & I'll consider any offer from Wooblah.

srsly: isn't that a Mercedes Benz?

And Irish.

..and Welsh

[Nigel!]

Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

Ah, i love the ignorance in the original post. i know it's old but i don't care.

1. Laws do not "Actively promote" gay behaviour, and i have no idea where you pulled that one out of. There's a difference between allow and promote. Yes Australian cities have a small districts or places for the gay community, but most cities do.

2. http://www.johnstonsarchive.net/poli...wrjp334pd.html, http://data.un.org/Data.aspx?d=GenderStat&f=inID%3A12, http://www.top5ofanything.com/index.php?h=292947b6, http://www.guttmacher.org/graphics/i...sb_0599_fd.gif.
I could keep going on, but you should try googling it.

3. What relevance this has to god hating us for not knowing the extent of the country or what might lie inside the country is beyond me, but i don't blame them for not knowing what to expect in the centre of it.

4. Again, blatantly made up facts. you could have atleast put some thought into this one. http://www.divorcerate.org/divorce-rates-in-australia.html, http://www.mydivorce.com.au/divorcea...-australia.htm and again, i could go on.

5. If "Abortions are as common as barbecues" as you say, why are there even kids up for adoption? Only in 3 states allow same sex couples adopt. Even then, those laws were put in in 2002, 2004, and 2010 for each state. Same applies to America, there are quite a few states which allow same sex adoption.

6. Again, a load of bollocks. I don't even know what to say about this one. And what's wrong with being good at sports? Americans seem to love baseball, which by your description is pretty much the same thing, hitting a ball with a bat.

7. Ok yeah, there's no denying it, prostitution is legal in some states. However on the streets, it is illegal for them to be around churches, schools, and playgrounds or something like that. And when have we ever burnt down churches for it? And "Has become such a common habit they have even made music about it". This, my mind cannot comprehend. 1 persons song does not reflect an entire nation. And if you looked hard enough (Which isn't very hard mind you) There will be a lot more american songs about similar things.

But then again i highly doubt you will read or take on board any of what i've written because that's just the way you are.

[James Hutchins]

Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

Ah, i love the............tl:dr.............the way you are.

Well friend, I can see you certainly want to promote you Homer Agenda. In the US of A Secular law states we must allow you people to live. Heck, I even personally know some of you people. A few are really terrific guys. But I love God more than anything (Right back at you, Big Guy) and I follow the simple rules He prescribed. God hates you people, plain and simple. Every time you ejaculate on the anus of your male lover, Jesus weeps. 1,000's of little squirmy babies, dying in a sticky mass above the portal to Satanic lust. Sorry friend, but I cannot see how you people can justify this. God even gave you people the AIDS to gently attempt a deterrent. Yet you continue to defile rectums.

[Roberta]

Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

I have always thought Austrian men were masculine and sexy. I mean like, can you imagine a hunk like Steve Irwin getting brokeback by an outback?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

I have always thought Austrian men were masculine and sexy. I mean like, can you imagine a hunk like Steve Irwin getting brokeback by an outback?

I was quite taken with several of the Austrians I met when we had our Mission to Australia down there a few years ago.