Aleppo couldn't be less relevant.

[Cranky Old Man]

Don't get me wrong, Gary Johnson is an incompetent idiot who will burn in Hell for all eternity for ignoring God's commandments (James 2:10). However, the attacks of Hillary Clinton's MSNBC because Gary Johnson doesn't know what "Aleppo" is are completely idiotic.

No one here knows what Aleppo is either. I had to look it up. It turns out to be some desert where unbelievers kill each other because they hate Jesus Christ. So clearly they all get what they deserve there. I am certain, after arresting all MSNBC journalists for hating America, president Trump will nuke that region to kill all unbelievers there as God commands in 2nd Chronicles 15:13.

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Aleppo couldn't be less relevant.

That fat communist idiot said, "What would you do about Aleppo?". I say leave it right where it is. They neither worship nor glorify Jesus over there. Let the Arabs keep it.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Aleppo couldn't be less relevant.

That's a fight I wish both sides would lose. The LIE-bertarian Party has been fag-enabling continuously since 1971, but MSDNC is a bunch of shills for Hitlery.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: Aleppo couldn't be less relevant.

Well it's all very well if you see it written down, but what I heard the fat guy say was "What would you do about a leppo?" Now I don't know what a leppo is either - possibly some sort of Italian rodent.

If he wants to be on the TV, he should learn to speak more clearly.

[Titus Templeton]

Re: Aleppo couldn't be less relevant.

I bet the real name of the city is something completly different. But since no one can or wants to understand arabic and no one likes muslims we give it a short and stupid name like aleppo. But it probably still sounds better then the arabic one.

[handmaiden]

Re: Aleppo couldn't be less relevant.

Well, I didn't know what Aleppo was, either. And now that I do know, all I can do is pray to Jesus to help any Christians that might be holding on over there.


The others will just have to fend for themselves. . . or pray to their own "gods".


A lot of good that will do them.


Lovingly Yours,


Handmaiden

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Aleppo couldn't be less relevant.

That fat communist idiot said, "What would you do about Aleppo?". I say leave it right where it is. They neither worship nor glorify Jesus over there. Let the Arabs keep it.

A very enlightened perspective Brother Moss, and for once I would echo the words of Obama - "If you like your Aleppo you can keep your Aleppo". As with just about anywhere in the camel jockey / sand nigra Middle East, you have the fundamental problems with the Moohamheadean Mooselimbs, in this case Syria.

So to recount here, all these Mooselimbs would like to kill us but often seem to get distracted in their quest by wanting to kill each other first.

Mooselimb A: Sunnis
Mooselimb B: Sufis
Mooselimb C: Shias
Mooselimb D: Alawites
Mooselimb E: Mershdis
Mooselimb F: Twelvers
Mooselimb G: Ismailis
Mooselimb H: Druze


As is often pointed out, a broken clock is right twice a day and, as Hitlery Clinton is fond of saying - "at this point what difference does it make". Indeed, a smart leader would simply send arms to them all and then sit back and see what happens - proving once again that none of these candidates know anything about foreign policy (including the MSM).

[Basilissa]

Re: Aleppo couldn't be less relevant.

Indeed, a smart leader would simply send arms to them all and then sit back and see what happens

Brother, I might be mistaken, but I thought that this is what we had the military industrial complex for? They sell the weapons to all possible sides of a conflict, they pay some taxes so they give scraps back to the American citizens, and they also give hefty money for both major party candidates political campaigns (so whoever wins, they can keep doing whatever they are doing). Win-win-win, and somehow the US government manages to keep its hands clean in all of that!

[handmaiden]

Re: Aleppo couldn't be less relevant.

Brother, I might be mistaken, but I thought that this is what we had the military industrial complex for? They sell the weapons to all possible sides of a conflict, they pay some taxes so they give scraps back to the American citizens, and they also give hefty money for both major party candidates political campaigns (so whoever wins, they can keep doing whatever they are doing). Win-win-win, and somehow the US government manages to keep its hands clean in all of that!

Okay, that was brilliant. Concise and correct. But where is the fourth "win" for Jesus? Could you explain how He benefits in that arrangement? Besides the obvious, of course.


Romans 8:28


And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to His purpose.



Expectantly Yours,


Handmaiden

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: Aleppo couldn't be less relevant.

Indeed, a smart leader would simply send arms to them all and then sit back and see what happens - proving once again that none of these candidates know anything about foreign policy (including the MSM).

Brother, my dear husband Matthew says that in the meantime, i.e. pending the election of Mr Trump, this sort of thing remains in the hands of private enterprise - which (he adds) is where it belongs. It certainly enables him to tithe in whatever currency suits Pastor Zeke in any particular month.

Oh, and Brother Titus, Matthew also says you are absolutely right and they don't call it Aleppo in Aleppo, or at least they didn't last week. They called it something that sounded a bit like Halab, but with a sort of choking, throat-clearing noise at the beginning. This may be something to do with their barbaric language, or may be caused by the dust thrown up by the shelling, who knows? He says if you have funds to invest, respirator manufacturers are worth a punt.

[Basilissa]

Re: Aleppo couldn't be less relevant.

Okay, that was brilliant. Concise and correct. But where is the fourth "win" for Jesus? Could you explain how He benefits in that arrangement?

Oh, that's easy:

Less Muslims on Earth, more Muslims in .

Jesus WINS.

[Nobar King]

Re: Aleppo couldn't be less relevant.

My drinking buddy, Al Leppo, still thinks he's relevant.