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GOOD NEWS! Hurricane Irene is now HERE!
Yes, Friends! The True Good News™ is that, still yet August, CHRISTMAS TREE SHOPS ARE NOW OPEN FOR BUSINESS!!! GLORY!!!
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You will all die in a fiery pit of molten lava for your hatred for your fellow man!! God LOVES ALL HIS CHILDREN, NO MATER WHAT THEY DO. The book you read and devote your lives to was written by man and therefor is NOT the word of GOD.
He IS watching and reading the things you say on these forums and will punish those who spew such hatred for fellow men for WHATEVER REASON.
Do you really think God would punish a young woman for being raped? If you have that amount of hatred in your heart that you say yes, then you are EVIL. But God will forgive you and love you, FOR HE LOVES ALL HIS CHILDREN, no matter what they do.
You are worshiping a false god, created by man to control the masses and to gain wealth and power over his fellow man.A fool's lips enter into contention, and his mouth calleth for strokes. Proverbs 18:6 -
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Hello Hambone!Originally posted by sonofham View Post
Can you provide some biblical basis for your claim that God loves everyone? Please include specific references to homos, fornicators, liars, and dwarves.
Yours in Christ,
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Explain how you found out about God, please.Originally posted by sonofham View Postsigpic
Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.
John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?
Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
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Huh? Breathes there yet a Man with Soul so Dead, that he has never once even said.....Originally posted by sonofham View Post
IT'S TIME TO CHRISTMAS SHOP!!!Comment
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Bless you for trying to bring joy in Christ to this humourless sinner, Sister.Originally posted by SUV View Postsigpic
Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.
John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?
Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
The truth about volcanos
Sex and debauchery in public schools
Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.Comment
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Thank you so much, Sister. HugsOriginally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
But perhaps, too, it's time to counteract even the JOY of the opening of the Christmas Season, as it might be a Good idea to first call these sinners Home to Jesus before they begin to Shop....
So! Is it some sort of mere coincidence that God has begun unleashing His Mighty Fury at a place called "Kill Devil Hills"? Here is Evidence Straight from the mouth of the Great Satan itself, the Jew York Times. (Perhaps North Carolina is not attempting to Kill its devils quickly enough to satisfy the Lord.):
Hurricane Irene Hits, Raising Fears of Storm Surge
Jim Lo Scalzo/European Pressphoto Agency
Waves crashed into Avalon Pier as Hurricane Irene struck the Outer Banks in Kill Devil Hills, N.C., on Saturday. More Photos »
God reminds unruly Wives to Repent now, also:
"Shortly after daybreak in Nags Head, on the Outer Banks of North Carolina, surging waves ate away at the dunes, while winds peeled the siding from vacated beach houses — as if to challenge the National Hurricane Center’s early morning decision to downgrade Irene to a Category 1 hurricane"
Well, GOD does not "downgrade," sinners!
PRAISE HIS HOLY NAME and REPENT!!!
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Still, I Wish they'd stop posting these boring things and let us get on with The Season:
Storm Kills 3 in North Carolina
Hurricane Irene only made landfall just a few hours ago, but the storm has already killed three people in North Carolina, according to the state's Division of Emergency Management.
The first victim died of a heart attack on Friday while boarding up his home in preparation for the storm. The second victim was driving his car in Pitt County Saturday when it hydroplaned, ran off the shoulder and hit a tree. The third victim, a man in Nash County, stepped outside his home and was hit by a tree limb.Comment
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You have some strange ideas about what we believe. We agree with you on your two main points. God does love all of his children, no matter what they do. After all, the Bible tells us that God is Love. Nevertheless, He has no problem sending sinners off to a fiery pit of molten lava. He loves them enough to punish them properly for the crimes that they commit.Originally posted by sonofham View Post
Anyway, it stikes me that you're the one who has hatred for his fellow man, not us.The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!Comment
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Bless you, Brother. Let us Pray that GOD BLOWS His Wind over to sinners like this and leaves us Good Christmas Shopping folk aloneOriginally posted by WWJDnow View Post
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Does anyone know how many sinners God smited with Irene so far? I really hope my ex-neighbor Mrs. Johnson, who moved to New York, is one of them. Her lawyers just wont stop bothering me with ridiculous claims.5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
- Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!
- Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)
- Down syndrome is a lifestyle choice!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."Comment
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Brother Cranky, I'm saddened to say there have only been five so far, and all of them in North Carolina...Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
where they put cole slaw on top of their Barbeque
But it is working its way up the Eastern Seaboard, fixin' to finally end up at the tip of Iceland. So there is Hope yet for many more Deaths
PS Ooh! Ooh! Brother Cranky! I just stumbled across a picture of the Governor of New York. Could God possibly Wish to miss this?
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LISTEN!!!!11!!! DOES NO ONE READ ANYTHING???? AN ANGEL TOLD ME ALL THISON TUESDAY!!! IT IS COME TRUE!!! JUST WHAT HE TOLD ME!!!!
LOOK AT THE DATE!sigpic
Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.Comment
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Terrible news! My Christ-Centered computer recently blinked off then came back on. (All the way here in....Iowa?)
Now someone may get ahead of ME for all the Christmas Shopping bidding I planned for today on eBay! Lord Have Mercy!
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