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    Achmadinedschad - A charming, intelligent, religious men next victim of Obama?

    Obama is a bad muslim? We might see the answer in the next weeks.
    After murdering Lybias President Gaddafi and his family in cold blood,
    we might see the next brutal war organised by Obama.

    For many years now Obama is the leader of God's favorite Nation: The U.S.A.
    While the Bible tells us that Obama is the Antichrist, many Nations taking part of this bloody organised plan by Obama.
    But if there is any Nation to blaim for helping Obama, it is France. France has a very important role in the doings of Obama, and
    the biblical Truth is that all people of France go to Hell for helping the antichrist.

    Now we see the next man who might get a target of Obama. His name is Mahmud Ahmadinedschad, leader of the Iran Republic.
    A hellbound muslim of course, but in times of growing atheism i respect all kind of fundamental believes. And Ahmadinedschad is in fact
    a man that would stone a girl to death if she had sex before marriage.

    The question is, why would Obama kill Ahmadinedschad? Of course he killed Gaddafi because he was jealous of his lifestyle,
    the money Gaddafi had and because he was a good chess player.

    Maybe Obama sees his chance to fullfil his role as the Antichrist? Maybe part of Obamas plan is not only to kill Ahmadinedschad,
    more important to destroy Isreal?We might see the answer in the next months. I got my Bible and im not afraid of what will happen.

    The doors of Heaven are open for us Christians, we can watch and wait what happens.
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  • #2
    Re: Achmadinedschad - A charming, intelligent, religious men next victim of Obama?

    What's an Ahmadinedschad?
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • #3
      Re: Achmadinedschad - A charming, intelligent, religious men next victim of Obama?

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      What's an Ahmadinedschad?

      I think I heard that once in a Volkswagen commercial.
      The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

      "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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      • #4
        Re: Achmadinedschad - A charming, intelligent, religious men next victim of Obama?

        Originally posted by HTannor View Post
        I think I heard that once in a Volkswagen commercial.
        That's interesting, Judge Tannor. It may well have found its way into such a commercial.

        The word's actual origin is the Middle East where it is said just after one sneezes, "achmadinedschad". It's similar to our "Bless You".
        Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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        • #5
          Re: Achmadinedschad - A charming, intelligent, religious men next victim of Obama?

          uhhh, achmadinedschad, or whatever the original posting was about, is actually Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, and he's the muslim president of iran who may want to nuke you in the future
          just trying to clear it up
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          • #6
            Re: Achmadinedschad - A charming, intelligent, religious men next victim of Obama?

            Originally posted by Frigid North View Post
            uhhh, achmadinedschad, or whatever the original posting was about, is actually Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, and he's the muslim president of iran who may want to nuke you in the future
            just trying to clear it up
            I hope he do. Because i go to Heaven then.
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            -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
            -Holocaust Jokes
            -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
            -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
            -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
            -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
            -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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            • #7
              Re: Achmadinedschad - A charming, intelligent, religious men next victim of Obama?

              Originally posted by Frigid North View Post
              uhhh, achmadinedschad, or whatever the original posting was about, is actually Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, and he's the muslim president of iran who may want to nuke you in the future
              just trying to clear it up
              Then why is Obama not trying to Liberate Iran like Bush did with Iraq?

              This is cold blooded murder like with Haiti, Kadaffi and ben Ladin. Obama just likes to see people die.

              Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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              Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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              • #8
                Re: Achmadinedschad - A charming, intelligent, religious men next victim of Obama?

                Originally posted by Frigid North View Post
                uhhh, achmadinedschad, or whatever the original posting was about, is actually Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, and he's the muslim president of iran who may want to nuke you in the future
                just trying to clear it up
                Are you sure, sounds like something a Muslim might cough up right before the Rapture?

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                • #9
                  Re: Achmadinedschad - A charming, intelligent, religious men next victim of Obama?

                  If Obama tries to mess with mah dinner, he'll have a fight on his hands, that's for sure!
                  O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                  God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Achmadinedschad - A charming, intelligent, religious men next victim of Obama?

                    I feel sorry for Ackmahdinnerjacket, he has established a theocracy filled with people who will follow the words of a book as interpreted by deeply convinced priests; priests who will ensure that the Words of the book are kept by the masses. You might think that this is some sort of success, but we only need look at Gideon and the slaughter of the prophets of Baal to know that he has backed the wrong camel.

                    I ask you to not see Iran as an example, as they follow a false god and deny Jesus but as an awful warning. However, just imagine if all the things that Ayatollah Ackmahdinnerjacket does in Iran could somehow be imported to the USA but under True Christianity™ - how could that fail? How could any citizen be unhappy?

                    The hanging, stoning, the breaking up of couples beset by lustful thoughts, the utter suppression of homerism, the return of the wife (or wives) to the house and kitchen; surely no one who calls themselves Christian could see these things as other than the path to Paradise?
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