Maybe this disappoints some of our wonderful Freehold citizens, but I am closing down any city wide or neighborhood clothing drive for Houston.
Why am I doing this? Let's start with Freehold's mission to remain a True Christian™ city. This is not as easy standard to maintain and requires us to conduct ourselves in ways superior to what one finds in other places.
Then, remember that God sent Hurricane Harvey to Houston for a reason. This reason is its sinful ways. It had a lesbian Mayor. I always sat on the other side of the room from her at Mayor's meetings. On top of this, Houston brags about having the largest homer organization in Texas.
If we send clothing, bib overalls will be worn by lesbians. Men's slacks will be tailored in the butt area.
I hope this provides an explanation for my decision. It is an honor to serve the citizens of Freehold as your Mayor.
Why am I doing this? Let's start with Freehold's mission to remain a True Christian™ city. This is not as easy standard to maintain and requires us to conduct ourselves in ways superior to what one finds in other places.
Then, remember that God sent Hurricane Harvey to Houston for a reason. This reason is its sinful ways. It had a lesbian Mayor. I always sat on the other side of the room from her at Mayor's meetings. On top of this, Houston brags about having the largest homer organization in Texas.
If we send clothing, bib overalls will be worn by lesbians. Men's slacks will be tailored in the butt area.
I hope this provides an explanation for my decision. It is an honor to serve the citizens of Freehold as your Mayor.
in the White House who did not polish a shoe, I never thought I'd see the day).
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