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  • #1

    Where's Brother Wash O'Hanley? It's

    9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11
    Last edited by SUV; 09-09-2011, 11:07 PM.
    Tags: 911 changed everything, lessons of 9/11(tm)
  • #2
    Re: Where's Brother Wash O'Hanley? It's almost

    Well, indeed, where is he?

    The last time I saw Brother Wash was in San Francisco some months ago.

    He and I linked up during that tumultuous time when I was attending a Bar Association conference and Wash was there to save queers during SF's Gay Pride Festival.

    My last sight of him was on Market Street when he had a long line of fags waiting to "Pray the Gay Away" and I was on my way to Chinatown for my "Make All Your Slanty Lines Straight for Jesus" crusade.

    I hope he is well and has now joined Rick Santorum's campaign for the Presidency.
    The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

    "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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    • #3
      Re: Where's Brother Wash O'Hanley? It's almost

      Originally posted by HTannor View Post
      The last time I saw Brother Wash was in San Francisco some months ago.

      He and I linked up during that tumultuous time when I was attending a Bar Association conference and Wash was there to save queers during SF's Gay Pride Festival.
      Dear, Dear Brother Wash. So then he must be so very frustrated.

      My own Dear Pastor Kenneth left Home some ten years ago Vowing to not return until he personally Laid Hands on every homer! there.

      Being that he's still not back, there must be very few left for Brother Wash

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      • #4
        Re: Where's Brother Wash O'Hanley? It's almost

        I can't wait to hear Brother Wash's touching 9/11 memorial speech: Firebombing Civilians Keeps Us Free. I think this is a point of view which is not encouraged enough in the media.

        Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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        • #5
          Re: Where's Brother Wash O'Hanley? It's almost

          Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
          I can't wait to hear Brother Wash's touching 9/11 memorial speech: Firebombing Civilians Keeps Us Free. I think this is a point of view which is not encouraged enough in the media.
          It's certainly more efficient both financially and in terms of time expended than machine guns and laser-guided bombs.
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          Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

          John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

          Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
          The truth about volcanos
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          Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
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            Re: Where's Brother Wash O'Hanley? It's almost

            9/11 was a faith-based initiative.
            This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture only. --ADMIN

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            • #7
              Re: Where's Brother Wash O'Hanley? It's almost

              Originally posted by Oliver Brendan Hayve View Post
              9/11 was a faith-based initiative.
              You Know, for a "God mocking gayboy" you have a lot of potential

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              • #8
                Re: Where's Brother Wash O'Hanley? It's

                With mere hours to go, Brother Wash still has not returned to his warm Church boosom and I'm getting ants

                What if he doesn't return in time to lead us all in a nice Media-sponsored Prayer on 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11
                Last edited by SUV; 09-10-2011, 03:04 PM.

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                • #9
                  Re: Where's Brother Wash O'Hanley? It's

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                  May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Where's Brother Wash O'Hanley? It's

                    9/11?

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                    • #11
                      Re: Where's Brother Wash O'Hanley? It's

                      Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                      9/11?
                      9/11.
                      II Thessalonians 1:7-9
                      And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
                      In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
                      Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
                      The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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                      • #12
                        Re: Where's Brother Wash O'Hanley? It's

                        9/11!
                        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                        • #13
                          Re: Where's Brother Wash O'Hanley? It's

                          Habukkuk 9/11
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                          • #14
                            Re: Where's Brother Wash O'Hanley? It's

                            Thank you all for keeping me in your hearts and minds during my sojourn.

                            Without going into too great of detail, let's just say a certain deposed Super-King/Fashion Icon of a certain North-African mega-kingdom called in a favor of me and before I knew it I was shooting anti-aircraft missiles off the back of a WWII-era Jeep Bantam at brown-skinned people wearing Mickey Mouse t-shirts and Jamarcus Russel Oakland Raiders jerseys they got from the salvation army. Long story short, getting through customs at JFK was a bitch, but I'm back. Now let's just hope a certain dictator/performance artist from Venezuela never calls up any favors from me...

                            Also, as far as political pundits go, I'm pretty sure I now have the highest confirmed kill-count (suck it, Rachel Maddow).

                            I promise that in the coming days I will provide the kind of sober treatment this most sacred of days deserves; I'm thinking something like we'll have two really ugly twins participate in a wet t-shirt contest and see how long it takes for our towers to fall (if you know what I mean, guys).
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                            • #15
                              Re: Where's Brother Wash O'Hanley? It's

                              Originally posted by Wash O'Hanley View Post
                              I promise that in the coming days I will provide the kind of sober treatment this most sacred of days deserves; I'm thinking something like we'll have two really ugly twins participate in a wet t-shirt contest and see how long it takes for our towers to fall (if you know what I mean, guys).
                              Bless You, Brother! I Knew we could count on you

                              PS I'm not a guys, so what did that mean?

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