Re: Greetings from the depths of Hell

Greetings!

I see that none of the white people have gotten around to replying to your introduction yet. I believe it may be because they do not like you already and they are praying for guidance before they rebuke you. These are Baptist people here and they are my good friends but they will not allow me to be a member of the forum because I am a Black man. They know that I wish to study them so they tolerate me and for that I am grateful. My advice is to behave yourself and prepare for a stern lecture.

Jah Guide!
Trevor

Re: Greetings from the depths of Hell

Re: Greetings from the depths of Hell

Appreciated!

That's a proper shame, though. You know... Satan is accepting of those of all colours and origins. But hey. You do you, Baptists.

Nothing I'm not already used to, my friend. I do not wish to cause much trouble and am here for similar reasons, to convert-, I mean, to observe and to talk!

Re: Greetings from the depths of Hell

I prefer to call you Bernie. I hope that is ok with you.



I guess I can translate that to "obese boy with no real friends"



You still can be saved, only you don't know why.


Please put quotes on "art", so you don't insult real artists.




Counts for what?


KJV only, Bernie.


No comments, this is below stupid.



Only this is not a conversation forum, Bernie.

Re: Greetings from the depths of Hell

We could talk about why a True Satanist™ would never register at Landover (except by specific, personal invitation from Pastor Zeke himself)...

Re: Greetings from the depths of Hell

Hello Mr. Beast. I'm very sad to hear that you choose to follow what a book written by a Joo who didn't even believed in it, instead of following the truth. By the way, you said that you live in a village. Does that mean that your connection is very lame? But that's not what matters. The important thing is that you are here and you can be saved if the Church of your village is a Catholic one. Otherwise, you can still ask a missionary priest to baptize you, if you see one. You have not to worry: like Satan, God himself wants in his faith people from every race. So much that we have an Our Lady of every races. Here we have some of them:





European Virgin Mary






African Virgin Mary (Not to be confused with Black Madonnas)





Indian Virgin Mary






Native American Virgin Mary






Chinese Virgin Mary





Japanese Virgin Mary (or i think that she is)





Haitian Virgin Mary


And there are many more of them. You just need to pick one and you will be saved. I pray that it will happen very soon.

Re: Greetings from the depths of Hell

I would find that quite an honour, why thank you.

You are practically oozing with originality. But no, I need to keep an average profile to fit into my leather pants.


Oh please, enlighten me and show me the way then, father.


Art lies in the eyes of the beholder.
Either way, it pays bloody well.


Should specify that, then.


I am aware and it's quite sad, as J.C. will probably never be found due to the improbability of his physical existence.
I do still hope to acquire a human specimen someday, though.


Then what do you call what we are doing here right now?

Re: Greetings from the depths of Hell


Greetings!

As you can see this is another picture of Jesus which was not destroyed by the white people and it shows the truth which is that Jesus was a Black man. Jesus was a popular celebrity long ago and there are as many pictures of him as there are of Randolph Scott who is a white man and a movie star in Babylon and in Jamaica. It will never be possible for the white people to find all the pictures and destroy them and so the truth is getting out at long last.

Jah Guide!
Trevor

Re: Greetings from the depths of Hell

Dear Miss Veiled-and-Blind-to-Truth:

I will extend to you the customary welcome that I like to give to all of our newcomers, even though I have a feeling that it will be lost on you. However, that is not for me to judge, I suppose. You, obviously, have your views on various matters that you know, full well, are not in line with what the blessed teaches. But, that is your business.

If you wish to ignore the Grace and Salvation that is offered by our , , then that is your choice. Why you would want to be imprisoned in a dungeon of unending, extreme torture (aka ) for ALL of eternity, with no choice of making an escape, is beyond me. But, this is your choice, once again.

It is my hope and prayer that you will realize the importance of your words and think carefully about this, for a start:

Jude 1:7 "just as Sodom and Gomorrah and the surrounding cities, which likewise indulged in sexual immorality and pursued unnatural desire, serve as an example by undergoing a punishment of eternal fire."

Romans 6:23 "For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord."

Sincerely, Isabella W.

Re: Greetings from the depths of Hell

Indeed. Seriously, satanists need a more believable ideology. Like, something along the Zoroastrian line of thought, with Satanists declaring themselves the supporters of Aryman rather than Ahura Mazda.

Do not confuse this poor soul, you hellbound heathen!!!!

Oh my Lord...! Is that... a transvestite Buddha?!?

Hey, maybe you can answer a question I've had for some time now. I've seen once parishioners of a St. Mary of Perpetual Help get very excited because an image of St. Mary of Częstochowa was coming to visit, and somehow the idea that one St. Mary could visit another St. Mary even though they are supposed to be the same St. Mary did not blow out their minds. Can you explain to me the logic behind this? Aside from the obvious idolatry (believing that the images are somehow substitute for one dead woman).

Ah, and by the way - welcome to our forum, Bernie. I pray that one day you will grow up and realize that our church is the only way to Salvation™!

Re: Greetings from the depths of Hell

Discussing the word of the Lord, which is why this forum was created.


And no, I will not enlighten you. You see, that is part of the problem. God has written a book, and instead of actually read it, you want people to teach it to you.


Why should you read a book allegedly written by a God who chose a tribe of goat herders 3000 years ago?


Well, for us, is the only true God, so reading it is unavoidable. For you, it really does not get you interested reading the most influential book for every culture in the western hemisphere EVER?


The Bible has had more impact that anything, not only another book. It has, and still is, guided morally, legally and socially all our societies. If you keep your atheism after reading it, at least you will know the origins of much of the rules that you are forced to follow by the secular world, that are still rooted in religion.


No, it is not a waste of time. Reading a Satanist book is. Zero influence and impact, only a toy for people pretending to oppose something they don't know. Why should we be shocked by a Satanist in our forum, after we had Obama as Satan's tool in the White House for eight long years? And we have survived that.


By the way, Satan gets to keep most of the souls created by God, because of a rule created by God as He tell us in the Bible. God creates evil, so it is not surprising he has created Satanism as well.


Next time you want to shock us, think a little bit more, Bernie. We have read that a brother had to rape his sister in law after his brother died, ordered by God and punished for not doing so, and we are ok with it. We could kill our children if God told us so and that wasn't against the law (because God also tells us to abide the law) We could kill an enemy population including pregnant women, children and old people at God's orders. We could kill a person for being gay, and will not matter that God himself created gay and then forbade being gay. God tell us to abide the law, so we refrain from doing all the other things the Bible says, but a Biblical government is possible. Hey, would you had bet on a Trump presidency 10 years ago? What if the Bible becomes the rule? How many people in your country, village or whatever will agree with that? It is more than you think. Biblical law is stricter than the Sharia, and we and tons of groups like us fight for it every day.


I will be praying for Biblical law tonight. You are invited to join us.

Re: Greetings from the depths of Hell


Well, according to various sources, he/she is a virgin who comes in help of Buddhists who chant a prayer dedicated to her boss (another Buddha). Japanese Catholics used her statue and pretended it was Mary, because he/she shares some of the similarities (and it is not the only similarity we share with the various Buddhist schools in the East).




Well, it is hard to explain to people who don't believe in a Catholic "idolatry". But let's say that we Catholics know that Mary is one. However we also know that she appears in different forms (that i will not list because there are too many of them). As for the lack of use of dead bodies, don't worry, we haven't forgotten them, we still have some bones of our Saints in their Cathedrals, not to always to public eyes tought.

Re: Greetings from the depths of Hell

Well, nobody questions the fact that there were some mutual plagiarisms between these two false cults.




And what if a parish of Our Lady of Częstochowa is visited by another image of Our Lady of Częstochowa, but the visiting one is actually coming from the place where the original Our Lady of Częstochowa is hosted? Mind this - it is not the original image that is doing the visiting (that one never leaves the church), but one copy visits another copy?





I can feel a migraine coming.


(That's "her" on the right, by the way)

Protip: you need to do more to hide these atrocities.

Below is a photo I took in an old church (architecture ca AD 1300, but the interior has been vigorously updated several times over the centuries, so it's hard to tell how old that part of a corpse is).

CAUTION: not for the squeamish - scroll down at your own risk!




.




.




.




.




.

Re: Greetings from the depths of Hell

I have thought that the Travelling Freak Show has been due for a comeback for a few years now.

I suspect that it fell into decline as there was no "moral aspect" to it - simply people gawking and going away laughing nervously.

I was thinking of various exhibits that gave the ungodly and weak of faith a chance to see what denying The Lord does for a person.

I have a few phone calls to make before I get back to you, so give me a while and think of having a steady and useful job.
For the time being, I'd be obliged if you made no attempts to change, other than to make yourself worse - that is in the sense of "more abominable."