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    DA PHAT NEW GOP IS IN YO FACE, HOMIE!

    Who down with G.O.P.?
    Yeah you know me!
    Who down with G.O.P.?
    Yeah you know me!
    Who down with G.O.P.?
    Every last honkey!

    Friends,

    Say goodbye to the Grand Old Party. It has been replaced by a very different party, the Ghetto Ohgee Pimpmassah groove, diggit?
    Washington Post: Newly elected Republican National Committee Chairman Michael S. Steele plans an “off the hook” public relations offensive to attract younger voters, especially blacks and Hispanics, by applying the party's principles to “urban-suburban hip-hop settings...we need to uptick our image with everyone, including one-armed midgets.”
    Unlike the old GOP, which believed in creating massive debts with upper class tax cuts and starting optional wars, the new GOP is fically responsible, and will oppose generational theft by using tried and true debt-reducers like upper class tax cuts and starting optional wars.

    But the big change that is leaving the democrats in the dust is our innovative 21st century decision to use brown spokespeople who use unprofessional language. Needless to say, the effect will be revolutionary.

    Check out our pimpin new spokesperson, kewl katz and dawgs:

    "I love it. (inaudible)...some slum love out to my buddy, gov. Bobby Jindal is doing a friggin' awesome job in his state." -RNC Chairman Michael Steele

    "Michael Steele! You be da man!" -Michelle Bachmann, Conservative Political Action Conference moderator

    Still don't believe the GOP can rap? Listen to the attached phat track from MC Pastor Deacon Fred and his Funky Crewed Posse's upcoming debut album:




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    Re: DA PHAT NEW GOP IS IN YO FACE, HOMIE!

    Check and mate. Whatever cynical, superficial P.R. move the democrats make, we're always one step ahead of them. They run a woman for president, we run a woman for vice-president. They give America a black president, we give our party a black spokesperson. Sinners invent rap, and only 30 years later we're starting to reverse-engineer it. In 2020 the democrats will probably try running a half-japanese-half-australian-aborigional albino, but we'll hit them with our one-armed midget card. SMACK! AWW YEYEAYAH!

    Oh, and by the way, Jindal may be Steele's slum-homey, but the master of hip-hopping has always been Mit Romney.

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    • #3
      Re: DA PHAT NEW GOP IS IN YO FACE, HOMIE!

      Should Michele Bachman even BE in the congress? Isn't that a man's job?
      I think that's the problem here. Same thing with Gov. Sarah Palin. Sure, she's highly intelligent, well spoken, and has remarkable vision (literally as well as figuratively...seeing Russia the way that she does.....)...but shouldn't she just be in the kitchen cleaning and cooking?
      Maybe I'm old fashioned, but I don't think it's right for women folk to be so uppity. They probably both need a good spanking.
      As far as Bobby Jingles and Steele, they are both colored! I know Jingles is from some distant heathenland, but nigra is nigra. Do we really want them to be the face of God's favorite Republican Party?
      Just my opinion.
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      • #4
        Re: DA PHAT NEW GOP IS IN YO FACE, HOMIE!

        That was "dope".

        This sure seems like a "def" way to reach out to young urban folks. Now I have an idea for a sermon about how sin is "whack" but being saved is "fly".

        "Word".

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        • #5
          Re: DA PHAT NEW GOP IS IN YO FACE, HOMIE!

          Originally posted by Pastor Billy-Reuben View Post
          That was "dope".

          This sure seems like a "def" way to reach out to young urban folks. Now I have an idea for a sermon about how sin is "whack" but being saved is "fly".

          "Word".

          Pastor Billy-Reuben
          Father,
          In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, I plead the precious uncorruptable blood of Jesus over Pastor Billy-Reuben and everything that belongs to him. I ask for giant warrior Angels to be loosed from Heaven to surround and protect Pastor Billy-Reuben. As your war club and weapons of war I break down, undamn, and blow up all walls of protection around all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, and the like, and I break the power of all curses, hexes, vexes, spells, charms, fetishes, physic prayers, physic thought, all witchcraft, sorcery, magic, voodoo, all mind control, jinxes, potions, bewitchments, death, destruction, sickness, pain, torment, physic power, physic warfare, prayer chains, and everything else being sent my way or my family members way, and I return it and the demons to the senders right now!, SEVENFOLD, and I BIND it to Pastor Billy-Reuben by the Blood of Jesus!

          Father, I pray that these demons infesting Pastor Billy-Reuben will find the light of your son Jesus.. Their own snares and traps have been set against themselves.. In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth I now loose them from all mindcontrol of satan!.. Father I also ask that you Bind the Holy Spirit to there hearts as a guide to your son Jesus.. So Pastor Billy-Reuben may be set free from the bondages of satan.

          In Jesus name I pray..
          Amen
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          • #6
            Re: DA PHAT NEW GOP IS IN YO FACE, HOMIE!

            Originally posted by Mrs. Robert Roberts View Post
            As far as Bobby Jingles and Steele, they are both colored! I know Jingles is from some distant heathenland, but nigra is nigra.
            Actually, Jingles isn't one of them African types. He's an Injun. I don't know what he's doing in politics - he should be running a casino, or selling tomahawks at a souvenir shop.

            Praise Jesus,
            Buford
            yours in Christ,
            Brother Buford

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            • #7
              Re: DA PHAT NEW GOP IS IN YO FACE, HOMIE!

              Yo bros, I am quite jiggy about this.
              So why don't you young people just kick it with us cool Christians and do a big shout out.
              Word.

              Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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              • #8
                Re: DA PHAT NEW GOP IS IN YO FACE, HOMIE!

                Nephew Zebulun came by earlier, I showed him this thread and he said that he's email me a copy of an early prototype GOP poster. He's done that now - I think that if they'd just had the confidence and run with the theme, that mudslime fellow wouldn't be messing up the country.
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                • #9
                  Re: DA PHAT NEW GOP IS IN YO FACE, HOMIE!

                  There's a picture of me breakdancing, somewhere.
                  May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                  • #10
                    Re: DA PHAT NEW GOP IS IN YO FACE, HOMIE!

                    Originally posted by Jeb Thurmond View Post
                    I've decided to put this edition of MAILBAG right in this thread because it's related.

                    We sent the following question to members of our Email list:

                    "The new spokesperson for the Republican Party, Michael Steele, is black. Do you aprove of choice of spokesperson or dissaprove?" Answers:

                    54 "Disaprove"
                    41 "No"
                    23 "Nope"
                    4 unpublished due to threats/illegal content.
                    I can't see the point of Steele; it's merely copying the Token theme; we have our own Token in Jindal - an even better Token because there are fewer of his type. If Jindal weren't an ex-dot-head catlick, he'd be perfect, as it is, he'll just about do.
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                    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                    Author of such illuminating essays as,
                    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                    • #11
                      Re: DA PHAT NEW GOP IS IN YO FACE, HOMIE!

                      Friends, stop the press... ehm... server.

                      All this rap will bring America down!

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                      It preaches self-reliance for black people within an Islamic framework.
                      Prepare for negras shouting "Allah'u Akhbar" whilst stealing your pies.

                      My whole thing is not about really trying to push my thing on you.
                      Yeah, right.

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                      • #12
                        Re: DA PHAT NEW GOP IS IN YO FACE, HOMIE!

                        I have no idea what "rap" is. My suggestion is that Republicans use a tried and true method of attracting "minority" voters: Disco music.

                        I read somewhere that disco record sales were up 400% for the year ending 1976. Now I don't have any more recent data, but if this trends continues, we could capture the entire market! The minorities will boogie down to the voting booth and vote for the straight Republican ticket!

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                        • #13
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                          I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

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                          • #14
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                            "Yo", "LL Cool Larry", that "shit" was "wicked" "fresh", "yo". But my favorite "rap" "artist" is still "MC Rove".



                            Isn't talking like this "wicked" "stupid", you "crunk" "bitches"? I can't wait until the Republican party "gets" "all" "up" in the White House again so I can stop pretending to like black people and their "culture".
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                            • #15
                              Re: DA PHAT NEW GOP IS IN YO FACE, HOMIE!

                              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                              Father,
                              In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, I plead the precious uncorruptable blood of Jesus over Pastor Billy-Reuben and everything that belongs to him. I ask for giant warrior Angels to be loosed from Heaven to surround and protect Pastor Billy-Reuben. As your war club and weapons of war I break down, undamn, and blow up all walls of protection around all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, and the like, and I break the power of all curses, hexes, vexes, spells, charms, fetishes, physic prayers, physic thought, all witchcraft, sorcery, magic, voodoo, all mind control, jinxes, potions, bewitchments, death, destruction, sickness, pain, torment, physic power, physic warfare, prayer chains, and everything else being sent my way or my family members way, and I return it and the demons to the senders right now!, SEVENFOLD, and I BIND it to Pastor Billy-Reuben by the Blood of Jesus!

                              Father, I pray that these demons infesting Pastor Billy-Reuben will find the light of your son Jesus.. Their own snares and traps have been set against themselves.. In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth I now loose them from all mindcontrol of satan!.. Father I also ask that you Bind the Holy Spirit to there hearts as a guide to your son Jesus.. So Pastor Billy-Reuben may be set free from the bondages of satan.

                              In Jesus name I pray..
                              Amen
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