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Mary Etheldreda 03-25-2014 01:46 AM

Re: The Christian guide to TORTURING your children
 
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Originally Posted by YOURSOSTUPID (Post 1076148)
Interesting so you think that the only way to teach a child is to beat them?

Hi 'STUPID, and welcome to our friendly forums! Clearly beating isn't the ONLY way to teach a child, but it is enormously effective, and for the Really Big Things (like Salvation), we don't want to take any chances.

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Originally Posted by YOURSOSTUPID (Post 1076148)
Okay so since harming another person i think is a sin in your messed up world surely you're just contradicting what you believe in.

Dear, this sentence doesn't make any sense. Are you all hopped up on the marijuhanna?

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Originally Posted by YOURSOSTUPID (Post 1076148)
So if i see say you beat you're child i should beat you too correct?? i mean its a bad thing right the only way to teach you is to harm you maybe rape you? And humiliate you?

Are you my mummy?

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Originally Posted by YOURSOSTUPID (Post 1076148)
Why don't you go jump in a fire and if you're fairy god really is there you wont die.

If He commanded me to, I WOULD!

And I would praise His Sweet Lovin' Name while He protected me from the flames!

\o/

MitzaLizalor 03-25-2014 07:37 AM

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Originally Posted by I'MSOSTUPID (Post 1076148)
Interesting so you think that the only way to teach a child is to beat them? Okay so since harming another person i think is a sin in your messed up world surely you're just contradicting what you believe in.

So if i see say you beat you're child i should beat you too correct?? i mean its a bad thing right the only way to teach you is to harm you maybe rape you? And humiliate you?

Most of the points you raise have already been addressed with supporting Scripture in post #132, perhaps you missed it?

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Why don't you go jump in a fire and if you're fairy god really is there you wont die.
Satan used a similar tactic against Jesus:
LUKE 4
9
And he brought him to Jerusalem, and set him on a pinnacle of the temple, and said unto him, If thou be the Son of God, cast thyself down from hence:
10 For it is written, He shall give his angels charge over thee, to keep thee:
11 And in their hands they shall bear thee up, lest at any time thou dash thy foot against a stone.
12 And Jesus answering said unto him, It is said, Thou shalt not tempt the Lord thy God.
KJV .. look up verse 12 . context

ciel phantomhive 04-02-2014 10:31 AM

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If I see this kind of thing again I am doxxing you and calling the cops. This is illegal and it IS child abuse.

Cranky Old Man 04-02-2014 11:07 AM

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Originally Posted by ciel phantomhive (Post 1078193)
If I see this kind of thing again I am doxxing you and calling the cops. This is illegal and it IS child abuse.

The real child abuse is ignoring the Bible and dooming innocent children to the eternal fires of Hell!

ciel phantomhive 04-02-2014 11:27 AM

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Yeah no, have fun talking to the police tomorrow when I get my own laptop returned to me.

Cranky Old Man 04-02-2014 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by ciel phantomhive (Post 1078203)
Yeah no, have fun talking to the police tomorrow when I get my own laptop returned to me.

Liars don't scare me. Enjoy Hell! :sinner: :haha:

Didymus Much 04-02-2014 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by ciel phantomhive (Post 1078193)
If I see this kind of thing again I am doxxing you and calling the cops. This is illegal...

Let's see how this is going to work:

Case 1 (where you actually have hacking skills beyond those necessary for escape from a wet paper bag): you gain unauthorized access to a secured computer system, get the information you want, and go to the police who promptly arrest YOU for unauthorized access to a secured computer system, and toss your "evidence" in the trash as it was illegally obtained and of absolutely no use to them, whatsoever.

Result: you in jail, Landover still on the air.

Case 2 (reality, where the most advanced computer function you are able to operate is iTunes): you futilely attempt to gain access to Landover's servers (in itself, a crime), get absolutely nowhere, and just show the world how lame and ignorant you really are.

Result: you crying in your pillow, Landover still on the air.

But your mom will still think you're cool. :thumbsup:

Nobar King 04-02-2014 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Didymus Much (Post 1078227)
, and toss your "evidence" in the trash as it was illegally obtained and of absolutely no use to them, whatsoever.

I learned on Law and Order that evidence is only useless if the police have illegally obtained it. Evidence that is submitted by a citizen conforms to a lesser standard.

Didymus Much 04-02-2014 06:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Nobar King (Post 1078232)
I learned on Law and Order that evidence is only useless if the police have illegally obtained it. Evidence that is submitted by a citizen conforms to a lesser standard.

And TV shows never distort/ignore reality for dramatic effect? ;)

Never mind the fact that our local hero has to show that there was an actual crime committed. Wait, he's already done that! HE SAW IT ON THE INTERNETZ!!!11!!one :rofl:

rolledupboob 04-29-2014 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by lukasekman (Post 1042796)
Great guide!
Cold is an underestimated tool in parenting, and I have good experience with cold showers, cold baths and putting children outside in cold weather in troubled situations.
Nakedness is also very handy when dealing with kids in their lower teens who got ADHD or Oppositional Defiant Disorder as a result of liberal parenting. Why drugging kids with Ritalin when the mere threat of nakedness in front of the class makes the kid behave. Nakedness is all natural - no side effects.
Nakedness might not work as good on boys as it does on girls, but forcing boys to wear girl's clothes in public have great results too.

Did your daddy make you wear women's clothes?

LeAtheist 04-30-2014 11:01 AM

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This does not sound very healthy for your children :wacko:

Mary Thompson 04-30-2014 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by LeAtheist (Post 1085258)
This does not sound very healthy for your children :wacko:

In what way would it not sound unhealthy for children:wacko:? You are saving them from Hell. And what's that gibberish that's your username. I can't read Japanese.

LeAtheist 04-30-2014 12:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Mary Thompson (Post 1085265)
In what way would it not sound unhealthy for children:wacko:?

You are using a double negative, so are you saying that there's nothing healthy about this guide too? :boredom:

Zechariah Smyth 04-30-2014 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by LeAtheist (Post 1085271)
You are using a double negative, so are you saying that there's nothing healthy about this guide too? :boredom:

Who are you, Socrates? Answering questions with questions? You know he was a queer pedophile, right?

:thumbdown:

LeAtheist 04-30-2014 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Zechariah Smyth (Post 1085284)
Who are you, Socrates? Answering questions with questions? You know he was a queer pedophile, right?

:thumbdown:

No I was just confused, and yes I am aware he was a filthy pedophile! :nono:

Mary Thompson 05-01-2014 06:06 AM

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Originally Posted by LeAtheist (Post 1085271)
You are using a double negative, so are you saying that there's nothing healthy about this guide too? :boredom:

Double-negative? What? I'm a woman, Maths is not my place. Surely you understood the question...

LeAtheist 05-01-2014 08:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Mary Thompson (Post 1085484)
Double-negative? What? I'm a woman, Maths is not my place. Surely you understood the question...

As I matter of fact, I did not understand the question. And as a woman you should not talk back to me, a man :nono:

Or would you like me to give you a beating?:whoopin:

Mary Thompson 05-01-2014 09:22 AM

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Originally Posted by LeAtheist (Post 1085495)
As I matter of fact, I did not understand the question. And as a woman you should not talk back to me, a man :nono:

Or would you like me to give you a beating?:whoopin:

What are your ulterior motives, you sinful lustful man:nono:? If you didn't want me to respond to a question then why did you ask one? I think you are just trying to steer clear of answering my questions.
True Christian men never give their wives a choice nor do they ask if they'd enjoy a beating. And since when couldn't I rebuke sinners? Or even ask a mere question to a man. State which Bible verse forbids me from. Book, chapter and verse.

MitzaLizalor 05-01-2014 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Mary Thompson (Post 1085518)
What are your ulterior motives, you sinful lustful man…? If you didn't want me to respond to a question then why did you ask one? I think you are just trying to steer clear of answering my questions.
True Christian men never give their wives a choice nor do they ask if they'd enjoy a beating. And since when couldn't I rebuke sinners? Or even ask a mere question to a man. State which Bible verse forbids me from. Book, chapter and verse.

I asked him if he'd managed to harpoon a wife and he started trying it on. And I'm appalled he's enticing you into the acid nightmare which has so obviously ..um ..I've forgotton what I was going to say. Asking questions is always good. No informed adult was never foolish youth, and that really is a double negative. Opaque to some of course. And that's why I'm here. To learn (if only I could work out how to switch this spellcheckthing on) :read:

LeAtheist 05-01-2014 09:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Mary Thompson (Post 1085518)
What are your ulterior motives, you sinful lustful man:nono:? If you didn't want me to respond to a question then why did you ask one? I think you are just trying to steer clear of answering my questions.
True Christian men never give their wives a choice nor do they ask if they'd enjoy a beating. And since when couldn't I rebuke sinners? Or even ask a mere question to a man. State which Bible verse forbids me from. Book, chapter and verse.

I was simply stating the fact that a women should never question a man's intentions!


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