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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 04-13-2010, 07:59 PM

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Also, there are no brown skittles. Might want to check up on your facts a bit more before posting ignorant candy rants.
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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 04-15-2010, 03:54 AM

First off I would like to say this, the Rant about the Skittles is originally posted when the original flavors were brought out, so at the time, there were no brown ones, but since the recent addition of the chocolate skittles it has become clear, so in addition to it, what about the other colors that are added from the other flavors that are out there? is there nothing for them or is it just so many that nothing can be mentioned about them.

Second, the comment of having women being disciplined properly, what makes it proper? is it traditions that run in the life, or in the word, or is it what people believe to be proper today, as women now a days can and do proudly serve in the military, treated as equal with men, who are in superiority positions over them, not, to claim that is correct in any manner, but it is extremely acceptable. Women like Men can be in the dominating portion of a relationship, just like Men can be in one as well, now before you try and discredit my posting, or my rant, or myself personally, I'll give you a little history of myself.

I'm 25, born in MI, I'm Prior Military myself, my wife who is also 25, born in CA, she is currently in the military, and proud of it. Her position is placing her in higher rank over the males she is in charge of, does it mean that’s wrong? Not one bit, I have my stances on things and views of life, you have yours, and they have theirs, who says what is wrong and what is right, a book that does not have everything published in it, like say the Bible, which is accurate as from its original translations words are changed since their is not a direct word that would correspond with the translation, and the missing chapters that are on the dead sea scrolls, or some one's belief and interpretation of what is right or wrong. Which is more harmful to an economy, to a faith, to a religion, or even to human beings for that matter.

People see what they see because some need to find something wrong with it, and help point it out to others, however in actuality all they are doing is spreading it around to those who don't know about it, and then go looking for it themselves and then also indulging in it, which means in theory the people who are pointing it out are spreading the evil that they seek to cease.

Now mind you if you believe any points of what I said are wrong, please indulge, but yet no need to insult ones way of thinking, or the persons life. Treat others as you want to be treated, and from what I have read on the Forum thread here, its not very well on the churches end to the others that have simply asked, or made comments to make a point.
Since people like quoting verses at others, at least from what I'm seen, or at least making references to things in the Bible that we all should just pick up right off the tops of our heads. I have a couple to go along with this posting.
Matthew 7:1 - 7:5; 7:9 - 7:12
7:1 Judge not, that ye be not judged.
7:2 For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again.
7:3 And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?
7:4 Or how wilt thou say to thy brother, Let me pull out the mote out of thine eye; and, behold, a beam [is] in thine own eye?
7:5 Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother's eye.
7:9 Or what man is there of you, whom if his son ask bread, will he give him a stone?
7:10 Or if he ask a fish, will he give him a serpent?
7:11 If ye then, being evil, know how to give good gifts unto your children, how much more shall your Father which is in heaven give good things to them that ask him?
7:12 Therefore all things whatsoever ye would that men should do to you, do ye even so to them: for this is the law and the prophets.
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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 04-15-2010, 04:00 AM

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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 04-15-2010, 06:09 PM

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Her position is placing her in higher rank over the males she is in charge of, does it mean that’s wrong?
Yes: 1 Timothy 2:11-12 "Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence."


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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 04-15-2010, 07:57 PM

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I'm 25, born in MI, I'm Prior Military myself, my wife who is also 25, born in CA, she is currently in the military, and proud of it. Her position is placing her in higher rank over the males she is in charge of, does it mean that’s wrong?
Yes, for reasons Cranky Old Man has already highlighted. Giving a woman authority in the military is just a bad idea. In fact, involving women with guns in any way is a bad idea.



Also, we are commanded to judge:

Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment. -John 7:24

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Exclamation Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 06-10-2010, 11:49 PM

This is outrageous! Candy does not turn people gay... I feel sorry for your children. You people are crazy and RELIGIOUS, You have no relationship with God at all. In the bible it says to LOVE everyone, GOD says to love gays. Even HE said that he LOVES the sinner but just HATES the sin, and we are all sinners! You CANNOT GO AROUND THINKING YOU PEOPLE ARE BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE, stop being so prejudice. There was another article about countries that were going to hell for sure, THAT IS A BUNCH OF LIES... WHERE IN THE BIBLE DOES IT SAY THAT? YOU PEOPLE LISTEN TO WHAT MAN SAYS NOT WHAT GOD SAYS, AND IF YOU HAVE "VISIONS" OR "ENCOUNTERS" FROM GOD, THEY ARE NOT FROM GOD. GOD WOULD NEVER TELL US TO HATE A CERTAIN PERSON OR COUNTRY, GOD IS LOVING AND MERCIFUL AND COMPASSIONATE. HE'S NOT THE BLOOD SUCKING ASS HOLE YOU PEOPLE MAKE HIM OUT TO BE. GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT. DAMNING PEOPLE WHO ARE DIFFERENT TO HELL IS WRONG, IT IS NOT YOUR JOB. DO YOU THINK GOD, OUR LORD, LIKES SENDING PEOPLE TO HELL?! HE LOVES US ALL!! IF HE WANTED TO, HE WOULD'VE STOPPED ADAM AND EVE FROM EATING THE FORBIDDEN FRUIT BUT HE DIDN'T BECAUSE HE WANTED US ALL TO HAVE FREE WILL. YOU SO-CALLED "CHRISTIANS" ARE THE REASON WHY WE OTHER CHRISTIANS GET LOOKED DOWN ON BY SOCIETY NOW DAYS, YOU PEOPLE BELIEVE ANYTHING! We all deserve to go to hell, but God knows our hearts. i doubt God would let you hypocrites go to heaven if you don't even practice christianity. May i remind you that the JEWS are the chosen ones, they're safe, but all of us, we have to earn our place in heaven, and being prejudice is NOT helping you people out one bit. You all will be in my prayers, Always. till the day i die, i will continue to bless everyone and accept everyone. GOD BLESS YOU
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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 06-11-2010, 12:00 AM

First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

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Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 06-11-2010, 12:58 AM

okay? basically everyone in this forum site. Look at your flaws before pointing out others
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okay? basically everyone in this forum site. Look at your flaws before pointing out others
Why would we want to do that? We judge others with the full permission of the Lord because we are True Christians and not filthy sinners like you.
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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 06-11-2010, 03:43 AM

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GOD says to love gays.
Wrong.

Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination. -Leviticus 18:22

And of course, kill them:

If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them. -Leviticus 20:13

Does that sound like love to you?

If you had bothered to read anything we have to say, you would have already known this.

Other things GOD hates:

These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.

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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 06-11-2010, 03:50 AM

Ahhh Brother Bog4God some of these misguided filthy sinners just don't get it do they?

Satan is one that says to love gays you filthy fag....
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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 06-11-2010, 07:27 AM

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Ahhh Brother Bog4God some of these misguided filthy sinners just don't get it do they?

Satan is one that says to love gays you filthy fag....

hahaha all this, realllyyy amuses me.
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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 06-11-2010, 07:33 AM

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hahaha all this, realllyyy amuses me.
What is it that you find funny, friend? You are possessed?

Ecclesiastes 2:2 I said of laughter, It is mad: and of mirth, What doeth it?


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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 06-12-2010, 12:27 AM

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Wrong.

Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination. -Leviticus 18:22

And of course, kill them:

If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them. -Leviticus 20:13

Does that sound like love to you?
'As I live,' says the Lord God,'I have no pleasure in the death of the wicked , but that the wicked turn from his way and live. Turn, turn from your evil ways! - Ezekiel 33:11 NKJV
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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 06-12-2010, 12:34 AM

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Why would we want to do that? We judge others with the full permission of the Lord because we are True Christians and not filthy sinners like you.
“Judge not, that you be not judged. For with the judgment you pronounce you will be judged, and with the measure you use it will be measured to you. Why do you see the speck that is in your brother's eye, but do not notice the log that is in your own eye? Or how can you say to your brother, ‘Let me take the speck out of your eye,’ when there is the log in your own eye? You hypocrite, first take the log out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to take the speck out of your brother's eye."Matthew 7:1-5

"Do not speak evil against one another, brothers. The one who speaks against a brother or judges his brother, speaks evil against the law and judges the law. But if you judge the law, you are not a doer of the law but a judge. There is only one lawgiver and judge, he who is able to save and to destroy. But who are you to judge your neighbor?"
James 4:11-12

"As for the one who is weak in faith, welcome him, but not to quarrel over opinions. One person believes he may eat anything, while the weak person eats only vegetables. Let not the one who eats despise the one who abstains, and let not the one who abstains pass judgment on the one who eats, for God has welcomed him. Who are you to pass judgment on the servant of another? It is before his own master that he stands or falls. And he will be upheld, for the Lord is able to make him stand. One person esteems one day as better than another, while another esteems all days alike. Each one should be fully convinced in his own mind. ... "
Romans 14:1-13

"And as they continued to ask him, he stood up and said to them, “Let him who is without sin among you be the first to throw a stone at her.”
John 8:7
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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 06-12-2010, 12:42 AM

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What is it that you find funny, friend? You are possessed?

Ecclesiastes 2:2 I said of laughter, It is mad: and of mirth, What doeth it?
ECCLESIASTES 3:4
A time to weep, and a time to laugh; a time to mourn, and a time to dance.

ECCLESIASTES 8:15
Then I commended mirth, because a man hath no better thing under the
sun, than to eat, and to drink, and to be merry: for that shall abide
with him of his labour the days of his life, which God giveth him
under the sun.

ECCLESIASTES 9:7
Go thy way, eat thy bread with joy, and drink thy wine with a merry
heart; for God now accepteth thy works.
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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 06-12-2010, 12:56 AM

Most religious people agree that God hates sin. Over and over, the Bible stresses the fact that God despises iniquity. God told the prophet Jeremiah to speak to the Israelites about their sin, saying: “Oh, do not do this abominable thing that I hate!” (44:4). The Proverbs writer listed seven sins the Lord hates (6:16-19). The prophet Zechariah declared that God hates a false oath and evil done to one’s neighbor (8:17). Jesus Himself said that He hated the deeds of the Nicolaitans (Revelation 2:6). The Bible emphasizes that the Lord hates sin.
Some have suggested that God takes His hatred one step further. They believe that God hates the sinner as well as the sin he or she commits. It has been suggested that God loves those who obey Him, and hates all who disobey. Those who teach this idea use various Bible verses to “prove” their case. For instance, Psalm 5:5 says that God hates “all workers of iniquity.” Proverbs 6:18-19 says that God hates “a false witness who speaks lies, and one who sows discord among brethren.” Is it true that God hates sinners and their sin?
Any person who has read the Bible understands that one of its greatest themes is love. The Bible says that God is love (1 John 4:8). It also explains that God showed His love to us while we were still sinners:
For when we were still without strength, in due time Christ died for the ungodly. For scarcely for a righteous man will one die; yet perhaps for a good man someone would even dare to die. But God demonstrates His own love toward us, in that while we were still sinners, Christ died for us (Romans 5:6-8).
An interesting aspect of this passage is that it stresses that lost sinners were not “righteous” or “good” when Christ demonstrated His love for them.
In the narrative of the rich young ruler, Jesus explained that the young man lacked something necessary to be pleasing to God. Yet even though the young man was lacking and lost, the Bible says that Jesus “loved him” (Mark 10:21). When Jesus mourned over lost Jerusalem, He cried:
O Jerusalem, Jerusalem, the one who kills the prophets and stones those who are sent to her! How often I wanted to gather your children together, as a hen gathers her chicks under her wings, but you were not willing! (Matthew 23:37).
Jesus said His affection for the lost inhabitants of Jerusalem was like a mother hen’s affection for her chicks. Such a statement obviously denotes love for the sinners in Jerusalem.
In one of the most well-known “love” verses in the Bible, Jesus said: “For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him should not perish but have everlasting life” (John 3:16). God’s love for the lost world was shown before the lost believed in Jesus. John further explained this when he wrote: “In this is love, not that we loved God, but that He loved us and sent His Son to be the propitiation for our sins” (1 John 4:10). From these verses it is clear that God loves lost sinners, and proved that love by sending Jesus.
How, then, can one reconcile the verses that seem to suggest that God hates sinners, but loves them at the same time? One of the most plausible solutions is that the Bible writers are using a figure of speech called metonymy when they write that God hates sinners. Metonymy is defined as: “A figure by which one name or noun is used instead of another, to which it stands in a certain relation” (Bullinger, 1898, p. 538). Bullinger further explains that metonymy can be “of cause,” when the person acting can be put in place of the thing that is done (p. 539). For instance, in Luke 16:29, the text says: “They have Moses and the prophets, let them hear them.” In reality, they did not have “Moses” or the “prophets,” but they did have their writings. The name Moses is a metonymy that stood for his writings, since he was the cause of the writings. In modern times, that would be like saying, “I hate Shakespeare.” Would the person who said that mean that he hated Shakespeare’s personality? No. We understand he would be saying he does not like the writings of Shakespeare, with no comment on the playwright’s personality.
If we apply that same figure of speech to the passages about God “hating sinners,” we can see that the sinner is put in place of the sin. Thus, when God says He hates “a false witness who speaks lies” (Proverbs 6:19), if metonymy is being used, then God hates the lies, and the one who is doing the lying (the cause) is put in place of the lies (the effect). It is interesting to see how clear this feature can be in other contexts. For instance, Proverbs 6:17 says that God hates “a lying tongue.” Does that mean that God hates a physical tongue, made of muscle and body tissue? No. It means God hates the sin that a tongue can perform. In the same context, we learn that God hates “feet that are swift in running to evil” (6:18). Again, does that mean that God hates physical feet? No. It simply means that God hates the sin that those feet can perform. It is interesting that while few, if any, would suggest that God hates physical tongues or actual feet, they would insist that God hates actual sinners and not the sin done by them.
When studying the Bible, it is very important to keep in mind that the Bible writers often used figures of speech. When we look at the idea that God hates sin, but loves sinners, the figure of speech known as metonymy clears up the confusion. Just as God does not hate physical feet or tongues, He does not hate sinners. These nouns are put in the place of the things they cause—sin.
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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 06-12-2010, 02:57 AM

Don't you have an original idea in your eskimo noggin?

Cut and paste pablum from some atheistic website doesn't impress anyone.

Stop derailing this thread. The issue is Skittles being the favorite candy of queers.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 06-12-2010, 03:06 AM

first of all, i never said that last post was mine, i never took credit
for it, I AM A WOMAN By the way!
BORN AGAIN!
SAVED BY THE GRACE BY THE LORD JESUS CHRIST!
AND USING THE INTERNET!
It's incredible how you are insulting me, and you have nothing to say about the original subject at hand...
And you know why you didn't say anything about my posts, because it
wasn't me speaking, It was God himself speaking the word through me.
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you have nothing to say about the original subject at hand...
Little boy, this thread is over a year and a half old. Your protests are not original.


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