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  • #31
    Re: 10 Reasons why God hates France!

    Originally posted by Stringy Bean View Post
    Thank you Buttercup, for re-posting Brother Templeton's wonderfull and informative sermon on why God hates the French. Such authorative works deserve a second airing as there is so much in them of value that needs to be digested.

    But also Buttercup, I detect a certain amount of defiance and resistance in your post, this certainly isn't a French characteristic. So what motivates you to mascarade as one of those vile and disgusting frog eatters?
    I fear that our visitor may be of some hot blooded Spanish descent - with a screen name that translates to "hell spawn". No doubt he is one of Satan's minions dispatched directly from the Vatican to defend the cathylicks - just like the French.
    Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
    brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
    ...and get off my lawn
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    • #32
      Re: 10 Reasons why God hates France!

      Having being unfortunately many times in France I concluded that it is really very difficult country, the Frenchman are too nationalist, too socialist, too liberal, too atheist. It is something wrong there, most abhorrent is, that if you ask for the right way in non-French language you either receive no answer or a wrong direction.
      Proverbs 1:7 King James Version (KJV)
      The fear of the Lord is the beginning of knowledge: but fools despise wisdom and instruction.

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      • #33
        Re: 10 Reasons why God hates France!

        Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
        11. They're proud of their sinful ways
        12. They're racist.
        13. From Felicity, they lack proper hygene
        14. They're destroying Canada and stopping it from becoming a True Christian™ nation.
        À chaque chanson, faut y mettre, faut y mettre,
        À chaque chanson, faut y mettre son canon.
        Santé,
        Bonheur,
        Prospérité,
        Fornications,
        Sodomisation,
        Et… fellation !
        Vive m******* L*** S** !
        A***** libre !

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        • #34
          Re: 10 Reasons why God hates France!

          Oh Dear Lord! We have got an Italian now! This is ruining my New Year's Eve.
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          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

          Author of such illuminating essays as,
          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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          • #35
            Re: 10 Reasons why God hates France!

            Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
            Oh Dear Lord! We have got an Italian now! This is ruining my New Year's Eve.
            That’s French… :|

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            • #36
              Re: 10 Reasons why God hates France!

              I don't think I'd believe anything a Frenchman said.
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              “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

              Author of such illuminating essays as,
              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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              • #37
                Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!

                Why is the Eiffel Tower the new babel tower? It was build during the international exposition in 1889, many nations (including America) build an new kind of architecture, something innovating. Nothing about god-mocking fags that are trying to be better than God. And they found it so nice that they decided to keep it as their symbol, so the eiffel-tower is internationallly known.

                Just try to not to confuse other people with lies, it's just a high building, there are many buildings much higher and more impressive than the Eiffel-tower, The french are not that bad.

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                • #38
                  Re: 10 Reasons why God hates France!

                  Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                  I don't think I'd believe anything a Frenchman said.
                  Neither do I. :]

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                  • #39
                    Re: 10 Reasons why God hates France!

                    Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                    11. They're proud of their sinful ways
                    12. They're racist.
                    13. From Felicity, they lack proper hygene
                    14. They're destroying Canada and stopping it from becoming a True Christian™ nation.
                    Been to France a few times myself (Married one) So as for,
                    #11/ Thier sinful ways are GREAT!
                    #12/ I have to disagree,they call porch monkeys "Exotics".
                    #13/ Refer to #11. I luv dirty girls.
                    #14/ Who gives a ratos culo bout "Canukistan"
                    The big problem I found with the Franchute is they cant make a potable BEER!
                    Wrestling with Demons.
                    Apostle at LARGE to the Heathen Latin Chicas.
                    LBCs Token compliance to NAFTA

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                    • #40
                      Re: 10 Reasons why God hates France!

                      Originally posted by BaronOB View Post
                      Having being unfortunately many times in France
                      I can't blame you. Legal prostitution (sure you had a great time right there alone), champagne & wines (sure you had a great time right there as well), rillette, nougat, ham, you name it...It sure changes from the fatty hamburgers and fried squirrels...

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                      • #41
                        Re: 10 Reasons why God hates France!

                        Originally posted by The Belgian Dude View Post
                        I can't blame you. Legal prostitution (sure you had a great time right there alone), champagne & wines (sure you had a great time right there as well), rillette, nougat, ham, you name it...It sure changes from the fatty hamburgers and fried squirrels...
                        You elite, arrogant eurotrash snobs really burn me up. God loves America and has Blessed us above all other nations, and you're just jealous.

                        Besides, what's wrong with fried squirrel?
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • #42
                          Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!

                          Well, this time i got to say something. I'm french, an agnostic one, i allready tried to speak about religion (not to say that it's bad or something else) but this time it's not the point.

                          The fact that you are showing are a little bit to much to be true.
                          First about snails frogs and also, France was the world eater before the second world war and shortly after. After it, France wasn't really the leader, more ex aequo with the other european countrys or asiatic ones (Asia is taking the world leader place, it's not catholic or baptist at all but it works, why is God allowing this? just a question.)

                          For the catholics, there are more Atheists than catholics, something like 40% catholics. Of course it's against you're version of the holy bible, but try to have real facts, the same for joan of arc, still today we don't know if the hermaphrodite history wasn't just to take her reputation down or not, it's still not justified.

                          For the buildings, well buildings are like that, but in america there are buildings much more higher with no more importance, so what's the matter?
                          A fool's lips enter into contention, and his mouth calleth for strokes. Proverbs 18:6

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                          • #43
                            Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!

                            Originally posted by Kokopali View Post
                            I'm french, an agnostic one...
                            Wrong. There is no such thing as an "agnostic."
                            Yours In Christ,

                            Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

                            Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

                            Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
                            Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
                            The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
                            Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
                            How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
                            20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
                            God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
                            Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
                            Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
                            Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
                            There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
                            Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

                            Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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                            • #44
                              Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!

                              Originally posted by Kokopali View Post
                              Well, this time i got to say something. I'm french, an agnostic one, i allready tried to ....blahblahblah.....
                              Sodomites are not welcome here.
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • #45
                                Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!

                                Originally posted by Kokopali View Post
                                I'm French
                                Well, I suppose admitting you have a serious problem is the first step towards a solution. Is your home near the Colosseum?
                                5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                                To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                                James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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