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  • Dumb Cossack girl ignores God and damns self to Hell when given chance to go to Heaven in bear attack

    God doesn't often send a young person a cast iron chance to go to Heaven, let alone one that is almost directly from the pages of the good book!

    http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/...g-me-girl-told-

    2 Kings 2:24 And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.

    Any good Christian girl would know that God is sending a pretty stern rebuke at the point when a bear attacks if they'd read their scripture. I guess we'll never know what sin this girl had committed with her father, as he had already been killed by the bear, but do you think she prayed to God?

    No, like any godless teenage slut she phones her mother and starts whining about it and expecting her mother to be able to thwart God's will. I suppose her mother intervened to stop her father beating some sense into her as well.

    So she phones her mother three times in total to whine about being eaten by the bears. You'd have thought she'd have got the message after the first call didn't work and got down on her knees and prayed to the Lord, but no! Her last message to her mother was
    “Mum, it’s not hurting anymore. I don’t feel the pain. Forgive me for everything, I love you so much.”
    which begs the question of why she hadn't begged God for forgiveness for sinning against her mother in the first place and then she wouldn't have needed the wake up call from the bears. And still she didn't get it. How much more does God have to put Himself out in order to warn people?

    But once again secularists will shake their heads and wonder how a caring God lets this sort of thing happen and fail to realise she brought it on herself with her sinning against her mother.
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    Re: Dumb Cossack girl ignores God and damns self to Hell when given chance to go to Heaven in bear attack

    Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
    No, like any godless teenage slut she phones her mother and starts whining about it and expecting her mother to be able to thwart God's will.
    When I read this, it was awful. I mean...to be eaten alive over a whole hour and not once pray to Little Baby Jesus for forgiveness? Senseless! Plus she used up a ton of her Mother's cell phone minutes. Youth are so rude.
    Yours In Christ,

    Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

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      Re: Dumb Cossack girl ignores God and damns self to Hell when given chance to go to Heaven in bear attack

      Typical papist. Wasting her last breath asking her mother for forgiveness instead of Jesus.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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