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Default Re: 10 reasons why god hates Denmark - 09-14-2011, 02:59 AM

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So what u are telling me is that u take away peoples freedom of speech? And the possibility to discuss a case of mis information? And then claim to fight for a free world and the freedom of speach in Afganistan and Iraq? How does that fit together Pls. enlighten me!

And you allow people to post lies and made up fiction about a whole people here and backing em up even if a simple google search will tell u otherwise? And we who ARE danish and def. know our history very well can tell u diffrent?
First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

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Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: 10 reasons why god hates Denmark - 09-29-2011, 12:20 PM

I'm Danish. I'm not a Christian, thou i believe a part of me is, since i was raised in a country build on Christian qualities. I drink alcohol, i take drugs and i have sex outside a marriage. And i am proud to be Danish. And most importantly, i am lucky to not live in such ignorance as many of you do. Danish people are highly educated, which i believe is one of the reasons why we don't believe in a creator. And yes. You believe in intelligent design. The first screwed up thing. I couldn't help noticing another thread about how we cant be monkeys since we don't have tails.. well.. applause! You figured that out, didn't you. This is where EVOLUTION comes in. Your bodies must be shaking every time you hear that word, cause that's one of the strongest contradicts to god ever! Did you know that all life on earth actually comes from the sun? and that we are not different from the snake, the cow or the owl besides our self-awareness? - which also comes from evolution. But don't get me wrong. I have nothing against Christianity as such, (it helps many people through the day) the thing that makes me frustrated, is that fact the you people brainwash your kids, like the fooking crap about Danmark, minecraft and so. But you can't help it, can you. Cause your parents brainwashed you as well.
I guess most of you in here seek salvation, but honestly.. you wont find it in a book writting so many years ago by some greedy monks trying to keep order among the people. You will find it by looking elsewhere. I'm not talking about putting your faith in science. I just hope the youngest of you true christians will realize some important things before it's too late. for example realizing the fact that we create our own destiny. Everything comes down to the choices we make. The paths we choose to follow. We shape our own lives, which i believe is a wonderful thing. This doesn't mean that good and evil no longer exists. But the thing you call hell is a fairytale as much as H.C. Andersons stories. I actually heard something about a place in the bible where jesus walks into a cave where a dragon lives. (my friend, who is becoming a theologian, told me that) How the h can you rely on something that tells such a story? So you are openminded to the possibility that dragons once lived? I hate to say it, but the only dragons on this planet are called Dinosaurs, but how will you explain them, Adam?

Now.... you're sending people to war in gods name. Soldiers die in gods name, the man who made you massacre a whole continent of innocent native americans, and the man who made our ancestors gather and slaughter every man who did not believe in god. They would call themselves good christians and the whole thing was knowns as a crusade. A word that makes me puke! and the worst thing is, that a crusade is happening right now. Not fought with swords, but with machine-guns and bombs.

So pastor something-with-a-lot-of-fancy-marks-under-your-name, im sad, and i need an answer to all of this madness! Can you give me an answer? A reason not to hate Christians? So that we one day can live in harmony? WITHOUT WAR IN SOME GODS NAME, WETHER HE EXISTS OR NOT! (:


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Default Re: 10 reasons why god hates Denmark - 09-29-2011, 01:09 PM

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Blah - I drink alcohol, i take drugs and i have sex outside a marriage. - Blah - Did you know that all life on earth actually comes from the sun? - Blah - So you are openminded to the possibility that dragons once lived?
Let's get the dragons thing out of the way right now.

Jeremiah 49:33 And Hazor shall be a dwelling for dragons, and a desolation for ever: there shall no man abide there, nor any son of man dwell in it.

OK moving on to all life coming from the sun. Are you seriously suggesting that because God doesn't specifically say that all life does not come from the sun therefore it does? Are you insane? Life just moved from the sun to the Earth because it looked cooler and there was more chance of getting a drink? Even scientists don't try that one because it's just made up and bonkers - unlike dragons for which we have actual evidence.

It's nice to see you are proud of your life of sin and proud to be among sinners. I'm sure Satan wil be very interested in your opinion on why it's all been a big mistake when he entertains you in Hell.



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I'm Danish. I'm not a Christian, thou i believe a part of me is, since i was raised in a country build on Christian qualities. I drink alcohol, i take drugs and i have sex outside a marriage. And i am proud to be Danish. And most importantly, i am lucky to not live in such ignorance as many of you do. Danish people are highly educated, which i believe is one of the reasons why we don't believe in a creator. And yes. You believe in intelligent design. The first screwed up thing. I couldn't help noticing another thread about how we cant be monkeys since we don't have tails.. well.. applause! You figured that out, didn't you. This is where EVOLUTION comes in. Your bodies must be shaking every time you hear that word, cause that's one of the strongest contradicts to god ever! Did you know that all life on earth actually comes from the sun? and that we are not different from the snake, the cow or the owl besides our self-awareness? - which also comes from evolution. But don't get me wrong. I have nothing against Christianity as such, (it helps many people through the day) the thing that makes me frustrated, is that fact the you people brainwash your kids, like the fooking crap about Danmark, minecraft and so. But you can't help it, can you. Cause your parents brainwashed you as well.
I guess most of you in here seek salvation, but honestly.. you wont find it in a book writting so many years ago by some greedy monks trying to keep order among the people. You will find it by looking elsewhere. I'm not talking about putting your faith in science. I just hope the youngest of you true christians will realize some important things before it's too late. for example realizing the fact that we create our own destiny. Everything comes down to the choices we make. The paths we choose to follow. We shape our own lives, which i believe is a wonderful thing. This doesn't mean that good and evil no longer exists. But the thing you call hell is a fairytale as much as H.C. Andersons stories. I actually heard something about a place in the bible where jesus walks into a cave where a dragon lives. (my friend, who is becoming a theologian, told me that) How the h can you rely on something that tells such a story? So you are openminded to the possibility that dragons once lived? I hate to say it, but the only dragons on this planet are called Dinosaurs, but how will you explain them, Adam?

Now.... you're sending people to war in gods name. Soldiers die in gods name, the man who made you massacre a whole continent of innocent native americans, and the man who made our ancestors gather and slaughter every man who did not believe in god. They would call themselves good christians and the whole thing was knowns as a crusade. A word that makes me puke! and the worst thing is, that a crusade is happening right now. Not fought with swords, but with machine-guns and bombs.

So pastor something-with-a-lot-of-fancy-marks-under-your-name, im sad, and i need an answer to all of this madness! Can you give me an answer? A reason not to hate Christians? So that we one day can live in harmony? WITHOUT WAR IN SOME GODS NAME, WETHER HE EXISTS OR NOT! (:


And what kind of smiley is this?!?!?

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You do realize that evolution is a theory don't you? Christians have documented evidence of Creation. You have theory. And what's wrong with the smileys here? Now you're just getting nit-pickey.


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So pastor something-with-a-lot-of-fancy-marks-under-your-name, im sad, and i need an answer to all of this madness! Can you give me an answer? A reason not to hate Christians? So that we one day can live in harmony? WITHOUT WAR IN SOME GODS NAME, WETHER HE EXISTS OR NOT! (:
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