[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Originally Posted by Philemon

I am confused now. Again.

It's perfectly simple to a person of normal intelligence. What the Mayor said was "Moving to Freehold is a possibility." It is, for True Christians™. What he did not say was that moving to Freehold is a possibility for you and Unsaved Trash like you. It is not.

I hope that is helpful. And stop pretending that you are tithing. As Sister Basilissa says, we neither need nor want your money. Do you think we are shameless beggars like the Cathlicks or the Salvation Army?

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey

It's perfectly simple to a person of normal intelligence. What the Mayor said was "Moving to Freehold is a possibility." It is, for True Christians™. What he did not say was that moving to Freehold is a possibility for you and Unsaved Trash like you. It is not.

I hope that is helpful. And stop pretending that you are tithing. As Sister Basilissa says, we neither need nor want your money. Do you think we are shameless beggars like the Cathlicks or the Salvation Army?

Mrs. Lytton-Vasey, it is so simple that even the trash usually understand first time. However, in my experience that line "I am confused" is almost always a pretext for an attack on Christian values rather than an admission of intellectual inferiority. Liberals - following their Lord and Master Satan - can only pervert God's perfect language not create meaningful sentences. They play victim to get your sympathy and BAM! they attack. I fear that Mr. Emon here is using this strategy. Another one: "I'm sorry but" never actually means they're sorry.

[WWJDnow]

Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey

What he did not say was that moving to Freehold is a possibility for you and Unsaved Trash like you. It is not.

If Philemon doesn't mind living among the negroes, he could try moving to the shacks outside the city on the road to the landfill. That wouldn't be a long-term solution, though, since President Trump has agreed to help us clear them out. Nobody knows how to keep black folks off of your property than does our President.

[Philemon]

Originally Posted by WWJDnow

If Philemon doesn't mind living among the negroes

I do not. Negroes are needed. They can do many good things.
And I can too. I may be confused, but i know what I want.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Originally Posted by Philemon

I may be confused, but i know what I want.

Would you care to be more specific? It's been a long week and I, for one, am in need of light relief.

[Philemon]

Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey

Would you care to be more specific? It's been a long week and I, for one, am in need of light relief.

I want to move to Freehold if possible.

[Philemon]

Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey

Would you care to be more specific? It's been a long week and I, for one, am in need of light relief.

And if that is not possible Psalm 18:13

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Originally Posted by Philemon

I want to move to Freehold if possible.

Thank you, dear. You never fail to be unsurprising. As to your subsequent post, I am baffled but not sufficiently interested to seek clarification.

I wish you a pleasant morning/afternoon/evening, whichever it is in the imaginary country of Belgium.

[Philemon]

Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey

Thank you, dear. You never fail to be unsurprising. As to your subsequent post, I am baffled but not sufficiently interested to seek clarification.

I wish you a pleasant morning/afternoon/evening, whichever it is in the imaginary country of Belgium.

Provebs 17:17

[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by Philemon

I want to move to Freehold if possible.

Yes, of course you do. Everyone does. But you see Freehold is a gated community that exists to support God through supporting Landover Baptist Church, through our esteemed Pastor Zeke. Landover Baptist Church has been named "Most Select Church In America" by U.S. News and World Report, "Now Harder To Get Into Than Harvard." Our Holy Church is modeled after Heaven, and if you thought it was that was hard to get into (Matthew 7:21), you've never encountered Sister Cookie in the Office.


Rather than complaining, you should be glorifying the Lord Jesus Christ and sharing the Good News that He is going to send every single person on Earth who doesn't believe in Him straight to Hell.

[Dana723]

Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey

Thank you, dear. You never fail to be unsurprising. As to your subsequent post, I am baffled but not sufficiently interested to seek clarification.

I wish you a pleasant morning/afternoon/evening, whichever it is in the imaginary country of Belgium.

Belgium is a country? I thought quite sure I read it someplace that it was the rudest word in the universe?

[WWJDnow]

Originally Posted by Dana723

Belgium is a country?

It is. But it is a country in the grips of Satan. We sent one of our pastors, Brother W-O, there a few years ago on mission. The last report I heard, he turned his back on the Church to lead a life of sin and rock-and-roll music. DO NOT VISIT BELGIUM!

[handmaiden]

Now the Lamestream Media is claiming that more people have died from Coronavirus in this country than died in World War II.

What a dumb point to make. First of all, we have more people in this country than we did during WWII, so, of course, a larger number will be dying. Second, our American soldiers were the superior fighters, so, naturally, we did not lose that many during the war.

We lost so few of our fine young men during that conflict because God was on our side. Considering the paltry number of deaths, it would be easy for any event or circumstance to beat that number. It doesn't mean that the event or circumstance is particularly significant, it just means that it killed more people (our people, that is) than a bunch of godless national socialists.

Remember: God protected us during World War II and He will protect us during the Coronavirus.

[Philemon]

Originally Posted by WWJDnow

DO NOT VISIT BELGIUM!

Originally Posted by handmaiden

Remember: God protected us during World War II and He will protect us during the Coronavirus.

Thanks to us, the Belgians, you were protected during WWII. We may be confused and from a frictional country, but that is just a façade.




Yic,


Phil

[Basilissa]

Originally Posted by Philemon

Thanks to us, the Belgians, you were protected during WWII.

Belgium won the WWII? That's certainly news to me.

Anyway, back on topic. Being a feeble minded female, I have trouble understanding the first/second wave business. I can't see a dip in American cases significant enough to actually mark the end of the first wave. Can somebody please show it to me? All that charts and numbers stuff is so complicated for me.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Originally Posted by Basilissa

Belgium won the WWII? That's certainly news to me.

I assume that was before they collaborated and surrendered, or after they were liberated and taken over by the French and the Dutch. The embarrassment of having their capital city (which is named after a vegetable noted for causing flatulence) liberated by the Welsh is presumably why they lie to their children.

In Britain, a sarcastic country, Belgium is always referred to as "plucky little Belgium".

Originally Posted by Basilissa

I have trouble understanding the first/second wave business. I can't see a dip in American cases significant enough to actually mark the end of the first wave.

Nor can I, Sister. It looks as though a wave came in, began to recede but was then overtaken by another wave coming in. It looks more like the tide coming in.

[WWJDnow]

Great news! There is a new miracle cure for COVID! Oleandrin has been shown in laboratory cultures of monkey cells to inhibit the virus. As soon as President Trump can order the FDA to skip the pesky and unnecessary animal and human clinical trials and approve oleandrin for emergency use, we can start wiping out the minimal amount of this virus that's still left in the United States.

You'll probably hear scientists on the left-wing media like ABC and NBC tell you that it's still in early stages and that oleandrin is toxic to the heart. Well, don't believe them. This is going to be just as great a cure for COVID as hydroxychloroquine and Alex Jones's colloidal toothpaste have been. A tremendous, tremendous cure!