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Default Re: There is No Second Wave of Coronavirus - 08-06-2020, 01:44 PM

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I am confused now. Again.
It's perfectly simple to a person of normal intelligence. What the Mayor said was "Moving to Freehold is a possibility." It is, for True Christians™. What he did not say was that moving to Freehold is a possibility for you and Unsaved Trash like you. It is not.

I hope that is helpful. And stop pretending that you are tithing. As Sister Basilissa says, we neither need nor want your money. Do you think we are shameless beggars like the Cathlicks or the Salvation Army?


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But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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Default Re: There is No Second Wave of Coronavirus - 08-06-2020, 02:48 PM

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It's perfectly simple to a person of normal intelligence. What the Mayor said was "Moving to Freehold is a possibility." It is, for True Christians™. What he did not say was that moving to Freehold is a possibility for you and Unsaved Trash like you. It is not.

I hope that is helpful. And stop pretending that you are tithing. As Sister Basilissa says, we neither need nor want your money. Do you think we are shameless beggars like the Cathlicks or the Salvation Army?
Mrs. Lytton-Vasey, it is so simple that even the trash usually understand first time. However, in my experience that line "I am confused" is almost always a pretext for an attack on Christian values rather than an admission of intellectual inferiority. Liberals - following their Lord and Master Satan - can only pervert God's perfect language not create meaningful sentences. They play victim to get your sympathy and BAM! they attack. I fear that Mr. Emon here is using this strategy. Another one: "I'm sorry but" never actually means they're sorry.


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Default Re: There is No Second Wave of Coronavirus - 08-07-2020, 12:05 PM

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What he did not say was that moving to Freehold is a possibility for you and Unsaved Trash like you. It is not.
If Philemon doesn't mind living among the negroes, he could try moving to the shacks outside the city on the road to the landfill. That wouldn't be a long-term solution, though, since President Trump has agreed to help us clear them out. Nobody knows how to keep black folks off of your property than does our President.


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Default Re: There is No Second Wave of Coronavirus - 08-07-2020, 08:39 PM

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If Philemon doesn't mind living among the negroes


I do not. Negroes are needed. They can do many good things.
And I can too. I may be confused, but i know what I want.


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Default Re: There is No Second Wave of Coronavirus - 08-07-2020, 08:42 PM

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I may be confused, but i know what I want.
Would you care to be more specific? It's been a long week and I, for one, am in need of light relief.


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Default Re: There is No Second Wave of Coronavirus - 08-07-2020, 08:50 PM

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Would you care to be more specific? It's been a long week and I, for one, am in need of light relief.
I want to move to Freehold if possible.


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Default Re: There is No Second Wave of Coronavirus - 08-07-2020, 08:57 PM

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Would you care to be more specific? It's been a long week and I, for one, am in need of light relief.
And if that is not possible Psalm 18:13


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Default Re: There is No Second Wave of Coronavirus - 08-07-2020, 08:58 PM

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I want to move to Freehold if possible.
Thank you, dear. You never fail to be unsurprising. As to your subsequent post, I am baffled but not sufficiently interested to seek clarification.

I wish you a pleasant morning/afternoon/evening, whichever it is in the imaginary country of Belgium.


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But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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Default Re: There is No Second Wave of Coronavirus - 08-07-2020, 09:04 PM

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Thank you, dear. You never fail to be unsurprising. As to your subsequent post, I am baffled but not sufficiently interested to seek clarification.

I wish you a pleasant morning/afternoon/evening, whichever it is in the imaginary country of Belgium.
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Default Re: There is No Second Wave of Coronavirus - 08-07-2020, 10:21 PM

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I want to move to Freehold if possible.
Yes, of course you do. Everyone does. But you see Freehold is a gated community that exists to support God through supporting Landover Baptist Church, through our esteemed Pastor Zeke. Landover Baptist Church has been named "Most Select Church In America" by U.S. News and World Report, "Now Harder To Get Into Than Harvard." Our Holy Church is modeled after Heaven, and if you thought it was that was hard to get into (Matthew 7:21), you've never encountered Sister Cookie in the Office.


Rather than complaining, you should be glorifying the Lord Jesus Christ and sharing the Good News that He is going to send every single person on Earth who doesn't believe in Him straight to Hell.


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: There is No Second Wave of Coronavirus - 08-08-2020, 03:11 AM

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Thank you, dear. You never fail to be unsurprising. As to your subsequent post, I am baffled but not sufficiently interested to seek clarification.

I wish you a pleasant morning/afternoon/evening, whichever it is in the imaginary country of Belgium.
Belgium is a country? I thought quite sure I read it someplace that it was the rudest word in the universe?


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Belgium is a country?
It is. But it is a country in the grips of Satan. We sent one of our pastors, Brother W-O, there a few years ago on mission. The last report I heard, he turned his back on the Church to lead a life of sin and rock-and-roll music. DO NOT VISIT BELGIUM!


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Default Re: There is No Second Wave of Coronavirus - 08-08-2020, 11:07 AM

Now the Lamestream Media is claiming that more people have died from Coronavirus in this country than died in World War II.

What a dumb point to make. First of all, we have more people in this country than we did during WWII, so, of course, a larger number will be dying. Second, our American soldiers were the superior fighters, so, naturally, we did not lose that many during the war.

We lost so few of our fine young men during that conflict because God was on our side. Considering the paltry number of deaths, it would be easy for any event or circumstance to beat that number. It doesn't mean that the event or circumstance is particularly significant, it just means that it killed more people (our people, that is) than a bunch of godless national socialists.

Remember: God protected us during World War II and He will protect us during the Coronavirus.


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Default Re: There is No Second Wave of Coronavirus - 08-11-2020, 03:39 PM

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Remember: God protected us during World War II and He will protect us during the Coronavirus.
Thanks to us, the Belgians, you were protected during WWII. We may be confused and from a frictional country, but that is just a façade.




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Default Re: There is No Second Wave of Coronavirus - 08-11-2020, 04:40 PM

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Thanks to us, the Belgians, you were protected during WWII.
Belgium won the WWII? That's certainly news to me.

Anyway, back on topic. Being a feeble minded female, I have trouble understanding the first/second wave business. I can't see a dip in American cases significant enough to actually mark the end of the first wave. Can somebody please show it to me? All that charts and numbers stuff is so complicated for me.

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Belgium won the WWII? That's certainly news to me.
I assume that was before they collaborated and surrendered, or after they were liberated and taken over by the French and the Dutch. The embarrassment of having their capital city (which is named after a vegetable noted for causing flatulence) liberated by the Welsh is presumably why they lie to their children.

In Britain, a sarcastic country, Belgium is always referred to as "plucky little Belgium".

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I have trouble understanding the first/second wave business. I can't see a dip in American cases significant enough to actually mark the end of the first wave.
Nor can I, Sister. It looks as though a wave came in, began to recede but was then overtaken by another wave coming in. It looks more like the tide coming in.


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Default Re: There is No Second Wave of Coronavirus - 08-18-2020, 11:45 PM

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