Pope Summons Bishops for a Feb. "Everybody Does it" Conference

[Johny Joe Hold]

Pope Francis has decided the sex abuse stories had gotten so bad he needs to call a conference to deal with it. The Conference will be in Rome and is called the "Everybody Does It" gathering. At the Conference the Pope will pray for victims and point out that there are sex criminals in every profession. The Plenary Session address will be, "Why are They Picking on Us?"

If you want more information you can find more about it here:

https://religionnews.com/2018/09/12/pope-summons-bishops-for-february-abuse-prevention-summit/

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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The Conference will be in Rome and is called the "Everybody Does It" gathering.

I don't! And slandering me isn't going make me want to send my grandsons to the arms of some frocked pervert.


Rumor has it that the Conference will have two parts - one public at which everyone will go out onto the verandah and say they're sorry and then go back inside howling with laughter, and a second, secret meeting that will be headed by the Jesuits and Jew lawyers working out how to sue choirboys for tempting priests into shameful behaviour.

[BibleReader2231]

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I believe in God. I believe in Jesus. I swear without a doubt in my mind that I haven't EVER sexually assaulted anyone, especially a female. Being gay is a sin duh. If the Pope thinks he can try to give ME a bad name by saying "everybody does it" then he's got a nice defamation suit going. Also, I haven't been raped or sexually assaulted either. If I was close I would just blow on my Bill Clinton Rape Whistle my Pa bought me from the Infowars website for my 15th birthday. If you're dumb enough to let yourself get raped, odds are you probably enjoyed it and going to hell by slandering your husband you are supposed to be devoted to for the Lord. And if a baby comes out of your rape, praise Jesus and raise it to be Christian!

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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If there's one thing that proves that the cathylick church is run by a bunch of perverts it is their fascination and obsession with Jesus' Holy Tallywhacker - and more directly His Holy Foreskin.

The Bible (KJV1611) tells us that after arising from temporarily dying for our sins, He was transported directly into Heaven - and no doubt took His Holy Foreskin with Him.

The Holy Foreskin

Of all the holy relics that circulated throughout medieval Europe, relics associated with Jesus Christ — anything he supposedly touched or used during his life — were the most prized. By this measure, no relic was more valuable than the Holy Foreskin since it was an actual body part of Christ. In fact, the foreskin is the only body part the Bible specifically mentions being removed from Christ during his life (eight days after his birth) and which presumably stayed behind on Earth after he ascended into Heaven.

The circumcision of Christ was a popular subject in religious art during the Late Medieval and Early Modern periods. Below are just a few examples, selected at random from the numerous depictions of the scene that were made.

But the Holy Foreskin didn't appear only in art. The actual physical artifact — or what people claimed was the real thing — was a popular object of veneration.

The Holy Foreskin first made an appearance in medieval Europe around 800 ad, when King Charlemagne presented it as a gift to Pope Leo III. Charlemagne said it had been given to him by an angel.

However, rival foreskins soon began to pop up all over Europe. All told, twenty-one different churches claimed to have the Holy Foreskin, often at the same time. Various miraculous powers were attributed to these foreskins. In particular, they were supposed to be able to protect women during childbirth.

Given the glut of Holy Foreskins, churches made efforts to have their foreskin authenticated by Church leaders as the sole genuine article. In the early 12th century, the monks of San Giovanni in Laterano, Rome asked Pope Innocent III to rule on the authenticity of their foreskin, but he declined to do so. Later, the monks of Charroux claimed their foreskin to be the only real one, pointing out that it apparently yielded drops of blood. This convinced Pope Clement VII (1523-1534) who declared theirs to be the authentic thing.

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http://hoaxes.org/archive/permalink/the_holy_foreskin

[Basilissa]

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Catholics in Poland celebrated the beginning of the summit yesterday in a surprisingly appropriate way:

Hours before Pope Francis convened a four-day sexual abuse prevention summit in Vatican on Thursday morning, Polish activists protesting molestation of minors by Catholic clergymen took matters into their own hands. Around 3 a.m., three men quietly toppled the statue of the legendary priest Father Henryk Jankowski in the northern city of Gdansk. They also placed children’s underwear and a white, lace altar boy garment on the statue to symbolize the suffering of children Jankowski allegedly molested.

Jankowski made history for his support of the anticommunist Solidarity movement in Poland in the 1980s. He was close to the movement’s leader, Lech Walesa, who later became Poland’s first president. World leaders including George H.W. Bush and Margaret Thatcher visited Jankowski’s church to honor his anticommunist activities. Jankowski was investigated in the 1990s on suspicion of child sexual abuse but not convicted. Long after his death in 2010, new allegations emerged. At the time, Walesa publicly defended Jankowski’s reputation.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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I've heard some Bishops are leaving. There is some muttering, "They are taking all of the fun out of this job."

[Des]

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Maybe every catlick and democrat 'does it'. Maybe the Poop joined Billary Clinton on the Lolita Express and went to an island to molest little girls, but we REAL CHRISTIANS certainly don't do sick things like that.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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The Pope spoke to Bishops using the strongest of terms. He told the Bishops, "Everybody Does It."

The pope made the case that pedophilia also existed outside the church and was often perpetrated by parents, teachers, coaches and husbands of child brides. He touched on statistics that showed that online pornography increasingly exploited children, as did the sex tourism industry, and noted that abuse often occurred at home.

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/02/24/world/europe/pope-vatican-sexual-abuse.html

[Basilissa]

Re: Pope Summons Bishops for a Feb. "Everybody Does it" Conference

The Pope spoke to Bishops using the strongest of terms. He told the Bishops, "Everybody Does It."

The pope made the case that pedophilia also existed outside the church and was often perpetrated by parents, teachers, coaches and husbands of child brides. He touched on statistics that showed that online pornography increasingly exploited children, as did the sex tourism industry, and noted that abuse often occurred at home.

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/02/24/w...ual-abuse.html

From a pervert's point of view, that makes perfect sense, I suppose. There's a lot of identity theft going on, so that should justify Catholic priests participating in that, too. There are plenty of serial killers around, so that should justify Catholic priests joining the ranks of serial killers, as well.

On a related note, I want to add something to this story:

Catholics in Poland celebrated the beginning of the summit yesterday in a surprisingly appropriate way:

Father Henryk Jankowski was accused of raping boys in 2003, and there was a trial in a Polish court. Jankowski was cleared of all charges based on the testimony of a Polish sexologist, Zbigniew Lew-Starowicz. Below is my translation (as this news did not make it to American-speaking media) of part of his testimony, translated verbatim from this article (caution! the link is in foreign gibberish!).

"Behavior which includes kissing in the mouth, touching buttocks, grabbing, hugging, and simultaneously pressing upon one's chest and caressing the face, had a public character. These aforementioned behaviors by priests towards boys are quite frequently encountered and in many cases have no sexual character, but are just a form of expressing familiarity."

Now, the funny thing is that the judge fell for this and cleared Jankowski of all charges - which, I suppose, tells you that such behaviors are common not only among Polish priests but also judges. Which, following the Pope's logic, normalizes them, because it cannot be so bad if everybody does it, right?