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  • Vatican Wafer Sale

    Bergoglio's apostasy has become a feature of his popacy, but when you catch him red handed on video it's time for another episode of pope watch.

    Landover Baptist's have long been a critic of the cathylick hoax of "transubstantiation", even going so far as to suggest that some sort of modern DNA testing be conducted to finally put an end to any controversy.

    Cathylick doctrine says that no one conscious of mortal sin should approach the Holy Eucharist without a sacramental confession. Indeed, if Jesus were really in that transubstantiated wafer we would expect to see something like that face melt scene in the movie "Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark" when consumed by an egregious sinner.

    The Vatican must have vast quantities of wafers approaching their sell by dates for them to be handing them out to sodomites, baby killers, and concubines.

    Concubinist and Abortionist Argentina President Receives Communion in Vatican (Video)

    A smiling Francis welcomed Argentina President Alberto Fernández to the Vatican on January 31.

    Their conversation lasted twice as long as that with Fernández’s predecessor, Maurizio Marci, in 2016.

    A Vatican statement listed among the topics of discussion an unspecific “protection of life from conception.” However, Fernández said later that he and Francis had “not discussed” the question of abortion. The Vatican has a history of misleading the public.

    On December 31, Fernández has announced his intention to send an abortion bill to Congress. He used as a pretext the myth that he doesn't want "more people to die" because of clandestine abortions as if “legal” abortions would spare the lives of the children.

    Before the audience, Fernández and his delegation attended Mass at the tomb of St. Peter.

    Argentine-born Archbishop Sánchez Sorondo presided a Eucharist at which Fernández, 60, and his second concubine Fabiola Yáñez, 39, committed a sacrilege by receiving Holy Communion.


    A smiling Francis welcomed Argentina President Alberto Fernández to the Vatican on January 31. Their conversation lasted twice as long as that with Fernández’s predecessor, Maurizio Marci, in 2016. A Vatican statement listed among the topics of discussion an unspecific “protection of life from conception.” However, Fernández said later that he and Francis had “not discussed” the question of abortion. The Vatican has a history of misleading the public. On December 31, Fernández has announced his intention to send an abortion bill to Congress. He used as a pretext the myth that he doesn't want "more people to die" because of clandestine abortions as if “legal” abortions would spare the lives of the children. Before the audience, Fernández and his delegation attended Mass at the tomb of St. Peter. Argentine-born Archbishop Sánchez Sorondo presided a Eucharist at which Fernández, 60, and his second concubine Fabiola Yáñez, 39, committed a sacrilege by receiving Holy Communion. #newsUwfbwzecqq
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    Re: Vatican Wafer Sale

    Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post
    Bergoglio's apostasy has become a feature of his popacy, but when you catch him red handed on video it's time for another episode of pope watch.

    The Vatican must have vast quantities of wafers approaching their sell by dates for them to be handing them out to sodomites, baby killers, and concubines.
    I've always wondered what happens to those "pieces of Jesus" when they are no longer tasty. Good detective work, Brother Bryan, by noting the Pope just digs up the dregs of society and feeds them crackers.
    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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      Is there anything this pope won't do?

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        The Vatican is mostly just a library of pillaged pagan literature, secondarily a front for child trafficking, and last a blasphemy of pseudo Christian heresy. Transubstantiation touches all three of these bullet points. It is cannibalistic black magic necromancy thinly veiled by a pedophilic lust for the flesh of baby Jesus, neither of which should be tolerated by the allied forces of Christendom.

        I pray that Godly Donald Trump spares no expense bombing them back to Hell where their dark master is imprisoned.
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          Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
          The Vatican is mostly just a library of pillaged pagan literature, secondarily a front for child trafficking, and last a blasphemy of pseudo Christian heresy. Transubstantiation touches all three of these bullet points. It is cannibalistic black magic necromancy thinly veiled by a pedophilic lust for the flesh of baby Jesus, neither of which should be tolerated by the allied forces of Christendom.

          I pray that Godly Donald Trump spares no expense bombing them back to Hell where their dark master is imprisoned.
          Oh, how true this is, dear Brother Jenkins, and I do thank you for raising these points. Why else would the Almighty send a ravaging fire to the cathedral in Paris, other than to try to get those Cathyolicks to listen to , after centuries of their disobedience? For years, those Mary-worshipers have been ignoring the -given truth as revealed within the blessed pages of the , such as:
          Exodus 20:4 "Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth."

          But, even with that commandment being as plain as the day is long, those Cathyolicks continually act like they can do whatever they want. In the following photo of Cologne Cathedral, you will see how they use those graven images to entice people into the jaws of their bound church! It's like the jaws of Satan are opening and swallowing the people as they enter, taking them to eternal damnation!



          And why they call it "Cologne" Cathedral is beyond me. It's just an obvious, although poor, attempt to cover up another Cathyolick tradition -- the use of incense.

          Isaiah 1:13 "Bring no more vain oblations; incense is an abomination unto me; the new moons and sabbaths, the calling of assemblies, I cannot away with; it is iniquity, even the solemn meeting."

          Why, at Notre Dame Cathedral in Paris, they even erected a statue of the devil, up on the very roof that destroyed! If that doesn't prove their religion is false, then I don't know what will.


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            Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post

            I pray that Godly Donald Trump spares no expense bombing them back to Hell where their dark master is imprisoned.

            Amen, Brother. You are a man after my own heart, but sadly, good old fashioned carpet bombing seems to be a thing of the past. The spectacle of the Vatican erupting along with a goodly part of Rome would be a fine sight to see and remember, but it seems that everyone is using those sneaky drones and cruise missiles these days. I suppose we must keep up with the modern times though. I think President Trump should let off a barrage of that weaponry this very day and not just on Rome. There are many who defy God and are in need of punishment.
            God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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              Clearly nothing involved here has anything to do with the God of Abraham, Isaac or Jacob.
              Matthew 22:32 I am the God of Abraham, and the God of Isaac, and the God of Jacob? God is not the God of the dead, but of the living.


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                Re: Vatican Wafer Sale

                Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post
                Bergoglio's apostasy has become a feature of his popacy, but when you catch him red handed on video it's time for another episode of pope watch.
                Argentina President Alberto Fernández is a complex character.

                His despicable act:
                He is happy to see the destruction of the most innocent of unborn lives.

                His neutral act:
                He has a concubine – a perfectly Biblical and Godly possession. (Ge:25:6: But unto the sons of the concubines, which Abraham had, Abraham gave gifts, and sent them away from Isaac his son, while he yet lived, eastward, unto the east country.)

                And then what the Pope sees as a sin:
                Taking the Eucharist with his concubine. Given the neutrality of the state of having a concubine, and, for all I know each could have partaken in the Eucharist separately, I can hardly see that the pope has much to be upset about.

                However, this does bring in to question the real reason why the Catholic Church (or “Social Club for the Deluded” as I like to call it). The real reason follows.

                http://w2.vatican.va/content/paul-vi...mysterium.html

                PaulVI Encyclical

                MYSTERIUM FIDEI
                ENCYCLICAL OF POPE PAUL VI
                ON THE HOLY EUCHARIST

                SEPTEMBER 3, 1965

                False and Disturbing Opinions
                10. For We can see that some of those who are dealing with this Most Holy Mystery in speech and writing are disseminating opinions on Masses celebrated in private or on the dogma of transubstantiation that are disturbing the minds of the faithful and causing them no small measure of confusion about matters of faith, just as if it were all right for someone to take doctrine that has already been defined by the Church and consign it to oblivion or else interpret it in such a way as to weaken the genuine meaning of the words or the recognized force of the concepts involved.

                [Edit EB: this can be summarized as “Stop telling me I’m an idiot.”]
                15. First of all, We want to recall something that you know very well but that is absolutely necessary if the virus of every kind of rationalism is to be repelled; it is something that many illustrious martyrs have witnessed to with their blood, something that celebrated fathers and Doctors of the Church have constantly professed and taught.

                [Edit EB: this can be summarized as “Stop thinking and be idiots.”]
                48. "Instructed as you are in these matters," says St. Cyril of Jerusalem, at the end of a sermon on the mysteries of the faith, "and filled with an unshakeable faith that what seems to be bread is not bread—though it tastes like it—but rather the Body of Christ; and that what seems to be wine is not wine—even though it too tastes like it—but rather the Blood of Christ . . . draw strength from receiving this bread as spiritual food and your soul will rejoice."
                [Edit EB: this can be summarized as “Yes, I know, and you know, but pretend we don’t”.]

                From this we can see that the “sin” is “thinking for oneself” and “failing to obey those who promote delusion."

                I suspect this would be a good time for Pastor Zeke to take a trip (in newly refurbished "Landover One") to Argentina (after all possible medical precautions and prayers have been conducted) and to explain to “El Presidente” that Landover understands more of his position and, indeed, reflects the majority of it.

                I suggest that President Alberto Fernández distances himself from the Abortion bill, much in the manner of Pontius Pilate, and hands the job to the opposition, so that no opprobrium might fall on him. (Finer details can be discussed later.)
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                  It is commendable that you read through forty-eight paragraphs of that babble (although I noticed there's seventy-six altogether with eighty-two parallel texts to wade through in direct contravention of Scripture) to help us understand the error involved.

                  Proverbs 30:3-6 I neither learned wisdom, nor have the knowledge of the holy. Who hath ascended up into heaven, or descended? who hath gathered the wind in his fists? who hath bound the waters in a garment? who hath established all the ends of the earth? what is his name, and what is his son's name, if thou canst tell? Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him. Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.


                  When I first heard about the doctrine of transubstantiation (around the age where you start looking up words like antidisestablishmentarianism and floccinaucinihilipilification, strangely both relevant in the present context) I'd thought to myself, having learned that speaking to adults was pointless, it could signify a process..otherwise known as digestion..whereby the food one ate became absorbed into the vital tissues very much along the lines of I Corinthians chapter 12.

                  I Corinthians 12: 12-14, 26-27 For as the body is one, and hath many members, and all the members of that one body, being many, are one body: so also is Christ. For by one Spirit are we all baptized into one body, whether we be Jews or Gentiles, whether we be bond or free; and have been all made to drink into one Spirit. For the body is not one member, but many..And whether one member suffer, all the members suffer with it; or one member be honoured, all the members rejoice with it. Now ye are the body of Christ, and members in particular.


                  It turned out that they were instead using utter crackpottery in a context devoid of meaning for anyone who'd read The Bible (as I had) or had not been indoctrinated into their hocus-pocus.




                  OK, that was my understanding as a child. In that encyclical the point of indoctrination is explicit, from paragraph 31:


                  31. But there is something else that We would like to add that is very helpful in shedding light on the mystery of the Church; We mean the fact that the whole Church plays the role of priest and victim along with Christ, offering the Sacrifice of the Mass and itself completely offered in it. The Fathers of the Church taught this wondrous doctrine. (24) A few years ago Our predecessor of happy memory, Pius XII, explained it. (25) And only recently the Second Vatican Council reiterated it in its Constitution on the Church, in dealing with the people of God. (26) To be sure, the distinction between the universal priesthood and the hierarchical priesthood is something essential and not just a matter of degree, and it has to be maintained in a proper way. (27) Yet We cannot help being filled with an earnest desire to see this teaching explained over and over until it takes deep root in the hearts of the faithful. For it is a most effective means of fostering devotion to the Eucharist, of extolling the dignity of all the faithful, and of spurring them on to reach the heights of sanctity, which means the total and generous offering of oneself to the service of the Divine Majesty.

                  (24) Cf. St. Augustine, City ot God, X, 6; PL 42.284.

                  (25) Cf. Encyclical letter Mediator Dei; AAS XXXIX (1947), 552.

                  (26) Cf. Dogmatic Constitution on the Church, c. 2, 11; AAS LVII (1965), 15 [Cf. TPS v. 10, p. 366.].

                  (27) Cf. ibid., c. 2, n. 10; AAS LVII (1965), 14 [Cf. TPS v. 10, p. 365-366.].


                  There is a whole lot of other nonsense probably only intelligible to people who've had it rammed lifelong down their throats (as per the portion I've highlighted in paragraph 31) and without wishing to dwell on blatant heresy I'll simply include paragraph 49, highlighting the salient clause.

                  49. St. John Chrysostom insists upon the same point with these words: "It is not man who makes what is put before him the Body and Blood of Christ, but Christ Himself who was crucified for us. The priest standing there in the place of Christ says these words, but their power and grace are from God. This is my Body, he says, and these words transform what lies before him." (53)

                  (53) Homily on Judas' betrayal, 1.6; PG 49.380; cf. Homily on Matthew 82.5; PG 58.744.



                  This is what enables us to infer the origins of Romish and all similar cults. The idea of "priests" standing in for whatever they think they're worshipping is a continuation of what went before in assorted temples of classical deities previously existing. The central tenet of Christianity is that no such function is necessary, an idea as challenging to priests of Zeus and Aphrodite as it was to the Pharisees and Sadducees – all of whom were lined up at the gravy train, trotters in the trough and little tails a-wiggling. That challenge is explicitly set out in The New Testament together with the idea that no such function should exist in the future. It's even referred to in the hocus-pocus of paragraph 31, albeit in such a way as to negate the Christian message and preserve a rôle for bogus priests to reinforce their deceptions by indoctrination and lies.

                  Just as they always had.

                  But in that case, everything a Christian ate would become the Body of Christ. He paid the price once, not temporarily, as The Bible explains. All that's necessary is to read it.

                  Hebrews 10:11-14 And every priest standeth daily ministering and offering oftentimes the same sacrifices, which can never take away sins: but this man, after he had offered one sacrifice for sins for ever, sat down on the right hand of God; from henceforth expecting till his enemies be made his footstool. For by one offering he hath perfected for ever them that are sanctified.

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                  • #10
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                    Wafers? No thanks. Are Catholics on a diet? When I became head of the youth sector at our church, communion means cockout, I'd be firing up the grill, the Body of Christ is represented by baby back ribs with honeysuckle marinade drizzled with AA prime hot sauce. The blood of Christ is represented by the rare excess juices drizzled off in a siphon mixed with raspberry vingette. Our church is awesome. Everyone comes for Christ, but leaves well fed. :cook:

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                    • #11
                      Re: Vatican Wafer Sale

                      Originally posted by phucker67 View Post
                      I'd be firing up the grill, the Body of Christ is represented by baby back ribs
                      Where does that transubstantiation nonsense come from? Are you some sort of a Catholic?

                      Please spare us the details. We True Christians(tm) are not cannibals, you know.
                      God created fossils to test our faith.

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