Primer on the laughable creation myths of the Native American Indian savage

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

According to Native American creation mythology, there were five main gods in the world. The leader of the gods was the Great Hare. The other four gods were the winds from each corner of the earth.

One day the Great Hare created people. He wasn't sure what to do with them so he put them into a bag while he made a place for them to live. He made the forests, rivers, and lakes. The other four gods, however, weren't happy.

He then let the people out of the bag and spread them around the forest to live together with the deer.

Fun Facts about the Navajo Indians

• In 1864, around 9,000 Navajo were forced by soldiers on a march from Arizona to New Mexico. The relocation was poorly planned and unsuccessful. Four years later the Navajo were allowed to return to their homeland.
• Despite all the hardships of the 450 mile removal and hard life, their way of life, their religion and the Navajo traditions did not change much during their 4 1/2 year stay in New Mexico.
• This question of their way of life would be an issue in years to come. White Americans would teach Navajo children to live the white American way and the Navajos would resist the change.
• The Navajos did not gain a sense of unity from their experiences. The tribe now shared a few things in common except the ugly memories of difficult times.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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According to Native American creation mythology, there were five main gods in the world. The leader of the gods was the Great Hare. The other four gods were the winds from each corner of the earth.

That really is funny, Dr. Toole.

Here is another thing that annoys me about the Indians, their "claim" to lands. Especially it's annoying when they refer to "sacred land." Just yesterday a liberal Federal judge ordered a big pipeline shut down. This pipeline was pumping cheap North Dakota oil down here to Iowa where I need it for my SUV. The judge ordered to shut down because it crossed "sacred Native land."

The Indians never showed us their gods, no pictures or appearances. They never showed us deeds or cancelled checks proving they actually bought that land. My SUV uses a lot of gasoline. Now I have to pay more because of some fake gods.

Stopping oil through the pipeline is another affront to our great President. Oil companies were ready to build the pipeline when Obama was President. Obama claimed there were unanswered questions about the pipeline's safety plus the Indian's claims. He stopped its construction. When Trump became President he ordered construction full speed ahead and it was finished and was moving cheap oil. Now this!!

https://www.desmoinesregister.com/story/news/2020/07/06/dakota-access-pipeline-shut-down-pending-environmental-review/5383272002/

[Phil Ander]

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Indians (apparently now known as "Native Americans") should just stick to what they are good at...running trinket stores, casinos and brothels. They have no experience in the wholesale oil business. Maybe some have retail lube stores. We'll see what happens.

Phil

[Basilissa]

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The Indians are funny. While all other nations at least agree on a single creation myth, here each tiny tribe made up a different story.

This one is probably the most ridiculous:

Earthmaker made the world with trees and fields, with rivers, lakes, and springs, and with hills and valleys. It was beautiful. However, there weren't any humans, and so one day he decided to make some.
He scooped out a hole in a stream bank and lined the hole with stones to make a hearth, and he built a fire there. Then he took some clay and made a small figure that he put in the hearth. While it baked, he took some twigs and made tongs. When he pulled the figure out of the fire and had let it cool, he moved its limbs and breathed life into it, and it walked away. Earthmaker nonetheless realized that it was only half-baked. That figure became the white people.
Earthmaker decided to try again, and so he made another figure and put it on the hearth. This time he took a nap under a tree while the figure baked, and he slept longer than he intended. When he pulled the second figure out of the fire and had let it cool, he moved its limbs and breathed life into it, and it walked away. Earthmaker realized that this figure was overbaked, and it became the black people.
Earthmaker decided to try one more time. He cleaned the ashes out of the hearth and built a new fire. Then he scooped up some clay and cleaned it of any twigs or leaves, so that it was pure. He made a little figure and put it on the hearth, and this time he sat by the hearth and watched carefully as the figure baked. When this figure was done, he pulled it out of the fire and let it cool. Then he moved its limbs and breathed life into it, and it walked away. This figure was baked just right, and it became the red people.

Can you imagine that?! Describing white people as half-baked! Oh the audacity...!

[WWJDnow]

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A rabbit god??? Hahahahaha!

The Chinese have a rabbit god, too. He's their god of homosexual sodomy. Maybe the Great Hare is a sodomite, too! Now we know what those Indians do with their peace pipes and tomahawks.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

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The Chinese have a rabbit god, too. He's their god of homosexual sodomy.

Sounds like we might need a primer on that

[Bjorn Jensen]

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Can't they all just go back to where they came from instead of complaining all the time? Does anyone really think they actually are from America? So far they haven't been able to prove it. They certainly don't look very American to me.

[MitzaLizalor]

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Can't they all just go back to where they came from instead of complaining all the time? Does anyone really think they actually are from America? So far they haven't been able to prove it. They certainly don't look very American to me.

I thought they came from Siberia. The evolutionists (who after all are the ones promoting mythology) keep going on about it, Manchuria? The lost continent of Beringia? They lived there for 10,000 years then transferred their Clovis culture into America taking another 10,000 years to do so and completing their migration 15,000 years ago. Or 11,000 or anywhere in between; they wouldn't seem to have very advanced transport in that case. Perhaps I've got it wrong? But wherever they came from it certainly wasn't America.

The Indians are funny. While all other nations at least agree on a single creation myth, here each tiny tribe made up a different story.

This one is probably the most ridiculous:

Earthmaker made the world with trees and fields, with rivers, lakes, and springs, and with hills and valleys. It was beautiful. However, there weren't any humans, and so one day he decided to make some.
He scooped out a hole in a stream bank and lined the hole with stones to make a hearth, and he built a fire there. Then he took some clay and made a small figure that he put in the hearth. While it baked, he took some twigs and made tongs. When he pulled the figure out of the fire and had let it cool, he moved its limbs and breathed life into it, and it walked away. Earthmaker nonetheless realized that it was only half-baked. That figure became the white people.
Earthmaker decided to try again, and so he made another figure and put it on the hearth. This time he took a nap under a tree while the figure baked, and he slept longer than he intended. When he pulled the second figure out of the fire and had let it cool, he moved its limbs and breathed life into it, and it walked away. Earthmaker realized that this figure was overbaked, and it became the black people.
Earthmaker decided to try one more time. He cleaned the ashes out of the hearth and built a new fire. Then he scooped up some clay and cleaned it of any twigs or leaves, so that it was pure. He made a little figure and put it on the hearth, and this time he sat by the hearth and watched carefully as the figure baked. When this figure was done, he pulled it out of the fire and let it cool. Then he moved its limbs and breathed life into it, and it walked away. This figure was baked just right, and it became the red people.

Honestly, do they just make up whatever they think will sell more beads? Where would a Red Indian ever have seen a black person prior to the 15th century?

[Basilissa]

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Honestly, do they just make up whatever they think will sell more beads? Where would a Red Indian ever have seen a black person prior to the 15th century?

None of them saw a horse prior to the 15th century, yet that didn't stop them from incorporating horses into their cultures. They just make up their "culture" and "traditions" as they see fit. Very different from Christian culture which remained completely unchanged for the past 2000 years.

[Bjorn Jensen]

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None of them saw a horse prior to the 15th century, yet that didn't stop them from incorporating horses into their cultures. They just make up their "culture" and "traditions" as they see fit. Very different from Christian culture which remained completely unchanged for the past 2000 years.

And Native "American", really? The United States of AMERICA, God's own country, was founded in 1776, and it was certainly not by or for them!

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

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And Native "American", really? The United States of AMERICA, God's own country, was founded in 1776, and it was certainly not by or for them!

Finally some logic on this thread thank you Mr. Jensen. Americans created America, not Indians or Europeons especially not the French. America is land of the free and home of the brave. No-one else.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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The Indians are funny. While all other nations at least agree on a single creation myth, here each tiny tribe made up a different story.

I note that their fairy tale does contain an element of Christian truth:

...the winds from each corner of the earth.

Hence a flat earth.

It seems to me that the redskins were descended from those who built the Tower of Babel, and the resulting confusion led directly to a garbling of how God made everything from nothing in a week, although snippets of Truth can be found.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

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I note that their fairy tale does contain an element of Christian truth:

Quote: " ...the winds from each corner of the earth."

Hence a flat earth.

Careful Mr. Bathfire, there is nothing non-believers won't do to corrupt truth. The fiendish Indians specifically do not refer to the four corners of the Earth but rather some vague undefined number of corners. This opens the door to not only a triangular Earth but also one in higher dimensions. Ridiculous!

In geometry, a hypercube is an n-dimensional analogue of a square (n = 2) and a cube (n = 3). It is a closed, compact, convex figure whose 1-skeleton consists of groups of opposite parallel line segments aligned in each of the space's dimensions, perpendicular to each other and of the same length.

No thank you! I won't budge on the 4 corners.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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Another laughable thing about the Native American so called gods is this. They are located in the earth. How can a god see anything inside the earth?

They have never answered that one.