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Default Subliminal messages in Harry Potter turn girls into harlots! - 06-26-2009, 10:11 PM
From a poster for a Harry Potter movie. Does looking at her make you feel funny? Ever wonder why?



Yes, that's right, the Harry Potophiles have placed subliminal messages in her hair, so that innocent tweens who use her as a role model will be turned into yet another generation of stripping, dripping harlots. Then God will be forced to kill them for their sin, just like He killed Farra Fawsett.



Just to prove it's no "coincidence". Notice how the wand is pointed at the viewer, she is literally casting a satanic spell upon her viewer.

So, America, now that your daughters have been turned into skirt-lifting sluts, who will they be commiting sins of the flesh with?



Goths, of course. And notice how "Sex" is spelled in smoke - the Harry Pottophiles are not just brainwashing your children to be sex-crazed goths, but pot-smoking sex-crazed goths.

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Default Re: Subliminal messages in Harry Potter turn girls into harlots! - 06-26-2009, 10:20 PM
Sweet merciful savior! I knew Harry Potter was bad but I had no idea. I am going to go to Movie Posters.com and buy every Harry Potter poster I can afford, have them shipped to my house priority mail and then burn them myself.

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Default Re: Subliminal messages in Harry Potter turn girls into harlots! - 06-27-2009, 03:35 AM
I really hope you're kidding, you people are crazy. No, I do not feel wierd looking at her because there is no such thing as subliminal messages!!!!! I mean seriously i can see about 5 or 6 words in it and they are all random nonsense, stop freaking out! and seriously, pot smoking sex crazed goth? where the hell did you even GET goth from? and pot smoking? so do you keep your children away from fires because THAT might make them smoke weed too? and really, "the wand is pointing at the viewer so that must mean she wants you to have crazy sex dur dur dur" it's a freaking wand, a plastic wand that you can freakin buy at walmart!!!!! now the video game ok maybe so but there's tons of controversy in video games, and the skittles??? seriously??? only dirtyminded fools like you all would notice that...
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Default Re: Subliminal messages in Harry Potter turn girls into harlots! - 06-27-2009, 03:45 AM
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there is no such thing as subliminal messages!!!!!
That's the goal. Apparently they are working on you.

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Default Re: Subliminal messages in Harry Potter turn girls into harlots! - 06-27-2009, 04:04 AM
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That's the goal. Apparently they are working on you.
You're really serious about this aren't you? I've watched all the Harry Potter films and i don't want to go on a crazy sex spree or smoke pot, you all are just trying to do is say Harry Potter is the devil because apparently having a childhood is Satanic and everything on TV except the religion channel is terrible...
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Default Re: Subliminal messages in Harry Potter turn girls into harlots! - 06-27-2009, 04:08 AM
What lengths these pedo's will go to. It even effects the stars in real life. The girl pictured, Emma Watson, was such a lovely thing. But in the past year, there has been pictures of her drinking and wearing short skirts with no panties. Dan Radcliffe has been on stage having nude sex with a horse during a play. Now they are spreading the message thru there posters. Must have real witches working for the studio's. They are putting spells on all the young people who go to this movie.
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Default Re: Subliminal messages in Harry Potter turn girls into harlots! - 02-20-2010, 02:47 AM
I would just like to thank you for posting this. For a long time now I've been looking for evidence that extremism is bad and you have provided the perfect example. Have fun burning in your imaginary hell.
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Default Re: Subliminal messages in Harry Potter turn girls into harlots! - 02-22-2010, 07:54 PM
This is just the tip of the iceberg, Brothers! In fact, it is hard to find a Harry Potter poster without subliminal messages:



Disgusting! To be honest, when I looked at those examples, I spotted many more of these messages consisting of exactly the same word, which weren't even noticed!

Additionally, the people who placed those messages there somehow fail to think of anything else than just the s-word. Of course, satanist gothtards aren't known for their creativity...

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Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
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Default Re: Subliminal messages in Harry Potter turn girls into harlots! - 02-26-2010, 07:13 PM
Harry Potter, eh? Only saw it once with my dad and never liked it. I can't take stuff like that seriously. Very boring. I like Twilight though. Good book, bad movie.
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I like Twilight though. Good book
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You're really serious about this aren't you? I've watched all the Harry Potter films and i don't want to go on a crazy sex spree or smoke pot
You're in a denial. As you have already seen, it has been scientifically proved that the Harry Potter films do indeed contain subliminal messages. I suggest that you pray to the LORD so your eyes may be opened.

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you all are just trying to do is say Harry Potter is the devil because apparently having a childhood is Satanic and everything on TV except the religion channel is terrible...
Nobody said Harry Potter was the devil (although he might be). However, J.K. Rowling is a filthy witch and if you have seen the films and read her books you can clearly see that they are filled with demonic spells and satanic messages. The actors have obviously all been put under her spells to spread evil towards the innocent minds of our children.
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Harry Potter is ridiculously more entertaining and far more plausible than your Holy Bible.
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Harry Potter is ridiculously more entertaining and far more plausible than your Holy Bible.
Actually many parts of the Holy Bible can be very entertaining, Deuteronomy 7:2 comes to mind. But entertainment is not the point. Saving your soul from eternal damnation to hell is the point.

Deuteronomy 7:2 "And when the LORD thy God shall deliver them before thee; thou shalt smite them, and utterly destroy them; thou shalt make no covenant with them, nor shew mercy unto them"

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Harry Potter is ridiculously more entertaining and far more plausible than your Holy Bible.
Yes, but the difference is, the Holy Bible was written by God Almighty, and is designed to lead one to Salvation.

Harry Potter was written by a british witch, and is a recruiting tool for satan.

Who Will Jesus Damn?

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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Subliminal messages in Harry Potter turn girls into harlots! - 02-28-2010, 05:55 PM
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Yes, but the difference is, the Holy Bible was written by God Almighty, and is designed to lead one to Salvation.

Harry Potter was written by a british witch, and is a recruiting tool for satan.
Well, sign me up then.

And the Bible was most certainly not written by God. It was written by humans, pastor.
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Default Re: Subliminal messages in Harry Potter turn girls into harlots! - 02-28-2010, 06:14 PM
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Well, sign me up then.

And the Bible was most certainly not written by God. It was written by humans, pastor.
Provide Scriptural evidence for that ridiculously far-fetched assertion or get out.

O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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Default Re: Subliminal messages in Harry Potter turn girls into harlots! - 02-28-2010, 06:45 PM
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Well, sign me up then.

And the Bible was most certainly not written by God. It was written by humans, pastor.
That's so very correct. Supposedly it was written by a group of bishops.
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Default Re: Subliminal messages in Harry Potter turn girls into harlots! - 02-28-2010, 07:11 PM
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That's so very correct. Supposedly it was written by a group of bishops.
When? You're claiming that the Old Testament, written hundreds if not thousands of years before the birth of Christ, was written by bishops? What other nonsense have the Popish scum been filling your head with?

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Default Re: Subliminal messages in Harry Potter turn girls into harlots! - 02-28-2010, 11:25 PM
Isn't the Bible the "inspired" word of God? Didn't the Holy Spirit come through the HUMANS writing the Bible?
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