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    "Schizophrenia" is a myth. That voice IS Almighty God!

    If "Schizophrenia" were a real thing, all the prophets would be crazy, or at least on the same level as Mohammed, Joe The Mormon, or those crazy street people. Fortunately, those voices people heard actually ARE God. The voices contradict each other because sometimes God is lying: 1 Kings 22:23, 2 Chronicles 18:22, Jeremiah 4:10, Jeremiah 20:7, Ezekiel 14:9, 2 Thessalonians 2:11

    Even if God is saying things that God obviously would never say...It's still God. He's just lying as part of His Mysterious Plan. Since God has a perfectly good reason to lie to you, you should just go ahead and do what He says.

    It might be interesting to speculate on WHY God lied to Mohammed, Joe Smith, and every other non-Christian who is going to hell because God lied to them or their religious leaders. My theory: he really hates Arabs. And Asians. And everyone other than us.
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  • #2
    Re: "Schizophrenia" is a myth. That voice IS Almighty God!

    Who tells us the voice is God is just us being to stupid to understand it's our inner dialog? SCIENTISTS!

    "Schizophrenia" is a THEORY. Just like the age of the earth, origins of mankind, global warming, peak oil, Keynesian economics, biological causes of homosexuality, genes, heliocentricism, electricity, magnetism, round earth, mathmatics, biology and the female orgasm it's another THEORY from SCIENTISTS.

    Stalin liked science.

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    • #3
      Re: "Schizophrenia" is a myth. That voice IS Almighty God!

      Originally posted by Trent Harvey, Jr. View Post
      It might be interesting to speculate on WHY God lied to Mohammed, Joe Smith, and every other non-Christian who is going to hell because God lied to them or their religious leaders.
      Paul, a prophet who was so inspired he fell of his horse, gives us an answer:
      Ro:9:20: Nay but, O man, who art thou that repliest against God? Shall the thing formed say to him that formed it, Why hast thou made me thus?
      Ro:9:21: Hath not the potter power over the clay, of the same lump to make one vessel unto honour, and another unto dishonour?
      Ro:9:22: What if God, willing to shew his wrath, and to make his power known, endured with much longsuffering the vessels of wrath fitted to destruction:
      Ro:9:23: And that he might make known the riches of his glory on the vessels of mercy, which he had afore prepared unto glory,

      which is amazingly confirmed by a quite different prophet in

      Re:2:27: And he shall rule them with a rod of iron; as the vessels of a potter shall they be broken to shivers: even as I received of my Father.

      Basically anyone who isn't a Baptist has been created by God to stoke the fires of Hell.

      And as for your major point - it is obvious that I am quite sane, as are all those who speak to and hear God.

      Do you remember Frederick Brandenburg? The guy who ran amok in Landover in 1957? Killed 18 people? Yes? Well of course, his lawyer stated quite clearly that Frederick was inspired by God's voice and the whole trial collapsed; he's living over in Des Moines if I remember correctly.

      If we are to take God seriously - as we must - then in God We Trust!
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      • #4
        Re: "Schizophrenia" is a myth. That voice IS Almighty God!

        Amen, brother!

        I am so sick and tired of hearing about these so-called "mental health" issues!
        Schizophrenia is no brain disease, it's the voice of the Almighty!
        Autism isn't a brain disorder, it's disobedience!
        Tourette's isn't a bunch of ticks, it's a bunch of SPOILED BRATS!

        Sin! Sin! and more Sin!

        People need to realize that the brain is no more faulty than the rest of the body and if it isn't working properly, the individual has unconfessed sin in his or her heart:

        Confess your faults one to another, and pray one for another, that ye may be healed. The effectual fervent prayer of a righteous man availeth much.
        James 5:16
        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • #5
          Re: "Schizophrenia" is a myth. That voice IS Almighty God!

          Can't you just imagine what it will be like at Rature time?

          We will hear the call, atheists, Catholics, Presbyterians and whomever will not. As we are floating off to our just reward, they will be shouting, "They're Schizophrenic."
          Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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          • #6
            Re: "Schizophrenia" is a myth. That voice IS Almighty God!

            Any god who would tell people to kill their children isn't worthy of worship.

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            • #7
              Re: "Schizophrenia" is a myth. That voice IS Almighty God!

              Originally posted by Fleur-de-lis View Post
              Any god who would tell people to kill their children isn't worthy of worship.
              Dear Godmocking Whore;

              Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

              Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
              5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
              5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
              Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

              YIC,

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              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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              • #8
                Re: "Schizophrenia" is a myth. That voice IS Almighty God!

                Originally posted by Fleur-de-lis View Post
                Any god who would tell people to kill their children isn't worthy of worship.
                Who are you to judge God? He is the STANDARD OF MORAL VALUE; so how can He be wrong in any way shape or form? When you disagree with God, you are automatically wrong, even if He wants to kill children. Who is more important, children or God? God created children, therefore children are relatively unimportant and their existence is necessarily precarious.

                You probably decided there was no God so that you could justify your obsession with sodomy. Am I right?
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                  You probably decided there was no God so that you could justify your obsession with sodomy. Am I right?
                  It is a sad fact brother, but it always comes down to sodomy, sooner or later.

                  YIC
                  1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                  Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                  Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                  • #10
                    Re: "Schizophrenia" is a myth. That voice IS Almighty God!

                    The God-mocking Big Pharma do obviously make fortunes from Schizophrenia medications.
                    While the revenues from insulin (the highly addictive sperm-like disgusting white slime welfare moms inject in their diabetes possessed kids) completely dwarf anything labeled as a brain disease, I believe "treatments" for "Schizophrenia" is the greater sin for silencing the word of the LORD.

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                    • #11
                      Re: "Schizophrenia" is a myth. That voice IS Almighty God!

                      well, you hit the opossum on the head, brother trent! it's like when Daddy (RIP) got arrested for burnin down the Taco Bell they was buildin in town, Prasie God! He was let go on account of he told sheriff jergensens that God told him to keep the mexicans outta Defeated? sheriff wadn't too happy with mexicans on account of his daughter had run off with some puerto rican cubano? sos he told daddy to keep on listenin to them words of god in his mind, and keep on doin the Lord's work!

                      In His name,
                      Lori H
                      Genesis 1:24
                      And God said, "Let the land produce living creatures according to their kinds: livestock, creatures that move along the ground, and wild animals, each according to its kind: and it was so."

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                      • #12
                        Re: "Schizophrenia" is a myth. That voice IS Almighty God!

                        God is telling me that the CIA implanted electrodes into my brain and that I am part of a CIA MKULTRA mind control experiment and that all of the world's leaders are shapeshifting aliens. :S

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                        • #13
                          Re: "Schizophrenia" is a myth. That voice IS Almighty God!

                          (that is what schizophrenia is just incase you didnt know)

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                          • #14
                            Re: "Schizophrenia" is a myth. That voice IS Almighty God!

                            Originally posted by Frumunda Maballs View Post
                            God is telling me that the CIA implanted electrodes into my brain and that I am part of a CIA MKULTRA mind control experiment and that all of the world's leaders are shapeshifting aliens. :S
                            You seem to have a demon. We can help.
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                            John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

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                            • #15
                              Re: "Schizophrenia" is a myth. That voice IS Almighty God!

                              Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                              You seem to have a demon. We can help.
                              I know you'd say that.

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