Scientists: dolphins should be treated as 'non-human persons'

[Nobar King]

This should probably be read with a grain of salt:
Scientists say dolphins should be treated as 'non-human persons'

Dolphins have been declared the world’s second most intelligent creatures after humans, with scientists suggesting they are so bright that they should be treated as “non-human persons”.

[James Hutchins]

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Brother Nobar, I assume this pushes nigras down another rung, doesn't it?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Then "scientists" are wrong! I have practical experience with dolphins: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showpost.php?p=191325
I remember on the trip out there, I left my credit card next to one of the baby dolphins; the damn thing ate it – not what you’d call smart…

[Gabriel Reproba]

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From the article:

Dolphins have long been recognised as among the most intelligent of animals but many researchers had placed them below chimps, which some studies have found can reach the intelligence levels of three-year-old children.

Oohh! Smart as a three-year-old? Wow!
My three year old still poops in his pants. How smart is THAT?

[Nobar King]

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Yes, the dolphin lovers are going to be happy!

[True Disciple]

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Dolphins intelligent? Show me one example of a dolphin who attends a church, engages in prayer or accepts Jesus and I'll believe you.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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It's funny how these scientists, who are supposed to be all smart, make the oxymoronic mistake of calling them "non-human persons". Um, if all humans are persons, and all persons are humans, how can that be? Are these scientists going to next announce a "four-sided triangle"?

But really, how smart can fish be? Just because they can get them to jump through hoops doesn't mean anything. Dogs can do that. Cats are also pretty intelligent, but I think that's because they've made a pact with the devil. Ever look at a cat? They always look like they're plotting something and up to no good.

Heck, when I was a kid, I had a pet hamster that was pretty smart. He would escape from his cage, and when I'd put up a block, he'd find another way out. Those things are pretty smart. But I'd hardly call them human! Or a "non-human person" That's just so idiotic. These are people with Ph.D's? Seriously?

I don't care what these scientists say, some stupid fish like the dolphin will never be second in intelligence. What's next? Are goldfish able to calculate Pi to 10,000 digits?

Oh these stupid scientists!

[James Hutchins]

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All I know is I can not tell the difference between dolphin and tuna in the can. Then once you dump in a jar of mayonnaise, some mustard, celery, red, green and yellow bell peppers I deify anyone to discern the two.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Nothing surprises me anymore with these scienticians and their radical atheist thugs from PETA. The foolishness they pass off as "fact" is beyond ridiculous. What does astonish me is that anyone believes them!

I recall that the Godless Swiss have given vegetables "rights."

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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I’m not sure what these people want of us if they say we should treat dolphins as ‘non-human’ persons. I think I’d need a little more information about dolphins. Do they vote Republican? Are they minded to be Christian (obviously, without a soul, they cannot be but I’m looking to their general philosophy)? They certainly will hunt seal cubs and eat them alive, so they are neither vegetarians nor too liberal and believe in the death sentence for most everything.

Anyhoo, intelligence is little enough reason to protect anything; many atheists claim intelligence and I see no reason to give them rights. There are homers whose stupidity is staggering and they all want ‘rights’ too.

[darkfrogger]

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Dolphins are mammals not fish xD

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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Don't get smart with me boy. Dolphins are fish. They live in the ocean and have gills (in their case a blowhole on top of their head). I think I'm smart enough to know what a fish is.

Your post is condescending and rude. I think you owe me an apology.

[darkfrogger]

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Your post is downright ignorant, and you call yourself a pastor? Mammals are any creatures that have wombs, feed their young with milk, and breathe air. As dolphins meet all of these conditions, they can be considered aquatic mammals.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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I don't need to be lectured on what a mammal is or isn't. Most of science is bunk anyways. Look at that evolution THEORY they keep spouting out, or the theory of a heliocentric solar system. I think you need to open up your eyes instead of believing what your scientist-gods you worship say with blind faith.

[darkfrogger]

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Evolution is bullshit, I'll agree with you there, but your original post is still wrong. You have no right to argue against me when you're WRONG