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  • MitzaLizalor
    Completely CRAZY for the Lord
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    • Sep 2010
    • 14289

    #1501
    Re: Are You an Atheist?

    Originally posted by Metatron View Post
    Originally posted by MitzaLizalor
    It is not too late for you to acknowledge His presence in your life.
    Oh but it is: These Athiests hide behind their Monkey-God-King Darwin..
    Mr. Freddie worships macaroni.
    I'm not sure whether that qualifies him as an atheist. For example, a Zoroastrian worships fire, a mohammedan worships Mohammed, a Seikh worships Guru Nanak and a satanist worships Satan. None of those things are actually God of course - but does that mean that they are atheists? Pasta does actually exist, after all. It's not as though he worships something that doesn't exist - it just isn't God.

    Perhaps one of the gentlemen could provide clarity.

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    • Jo Freddie
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      • Apr 2009
      • 6339

      #1502
      Re: Are You an Atheist?

      Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
      Mr. Freddie worships macaroni.

      I'm not sure whether that qualifies him as an atheist. For example, a Zoroastrian worships fire, a mohammedan worships Mohammed, a Seikh worships Guru Nanak and a satanist worships Satan. None of those things are actually God of course - but does that mean that they are atheists? Pasta does actually exist, after all. It's not as though he worships something that doesn't exist - it just isn't God.

      Perhaps one of the gentlemen could provide clarity.
      An atheist denies the existence of a God, any God, I most certainly would never deny the existence of God.
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      • Bobby-Joe
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        • Sep 2006
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        #1503
        Re: Are You an Atheist?

        Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
        An atheist denies the existence of a God, any God, I most certainly would never deny the existence of God.
        So what? You're going to hell anyway for worshiping a false god and rejecting the unconditional love of Jesus Christ.

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        • MitzaLizalor
          Completely CRAZY for the Lord
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          • Sep 2010
          • 14289

          #1504
          Re: Are You an Atheist?

          Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
          So what? You're going to hell anyway for worshiping a false god and rejecting the unconditional love of Jesus Christ.
          Thank you for clarifying that. Mr. Joe.

          [PS - I had assumed he was going to be tortured by Satan forever.]

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          • Jo Freddie
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            • Apr 2009
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            #1505
            Re: Are You an Atheist?

            Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
            So what? You're going to hell anyway for worshiping a false god and rejecting the unconditional love of Jesus Christ.
            I have also rejected the unconditional love of Optimus Prime and I think that will have just as much baring on my fate after death as rejecting a fairy tale.
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            • onwardmonkeysoldiers
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              • Feb 2011
              • 2

              #1506
              Re: Are You an Atheist?

              'Jesus reads these pages each and every day.'

              I am impressed Jesus has learnt how to browse the internet, thats a task Horus never managed to accomplish and he has had a 1000 year head start.

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              • MitzaLizalor
                Completely CRAZY for the Lord
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                • Sep 2010
                • 14289

                #1507
                Re: Are You an Atheist?

                Originally posted by onwardmonkeysoldiers View Post
                'Jesus reads these pages each and every day.'

                I am impressed Jesus has learnt how to browse the internet, thats a task Horus never managed to accomplish and he has had a 1000 year head start.
                Horus is a false god, not capable of anything.

                Jeremiah 10
                2
                Thus sayeth the Lord, Learne not the way of the heathen, and be not dismayed at the signes of heauen, for the heathen are dismayed at them.
                3 For the customes of the people are vaine: for one cutteth a tree out of the forrest (the worke of the handes of the workeman) with the axe.
                4 They decke it with siluer and with golde, they fasten it with nayles, and with hammers that it mooue not.
                5 They are vpright as the palme tree, but speake not: they must needes bee borne, because they cannot goe: be not afraid of them, for they cannot doe euil, neither also is it in them to doe good.

                ©1611

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                • onwardmonkeysoldiers
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                  • Feb 2011
                  • 2

                  #1508
                  Re: Are You an Atheist?

                  I completely agree with that statement, Im glad you acknowledge the myth from which the story of Jesus was derived.

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                  • MitzaLizalor
                    Completely CRAZY for the Lord
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                    • Sep 2010
                    • 14289

                    #1509
                    Re: Are You an Atheist?

                    Originally posted by onwardmonkeysoldiers View Post
                    I completely agree with that statement, Im glad you acknowledge the myth from which the story of Jesus was derived.
                    Didn't you notice how God denounced people who make carved wooden (or metal) "gods"?

                    Here's another comment, from God who made all the world, the sky and everything attached to it, the only True God (unlike Horus, who was variously carved out of stone, done as a bas relief (wood & stone) and as a metal hat: We do not worship a hat).

                    DEUTERONOMY 27:15 Cursed be the man that maketh any grauen or molten image, an abomination vnto the Lord, the worke of the handes of the craftesman, and putteth it in a secret place: and all the people shall answere and say, Amen.

                    I can never understand where these idiots (such as onwardmonkeysoldiers) dream up their insane "belief systems" - Jesus was really this, Jesus was that — and where do they get their information about Jesus? OUT OF THE BIBLE! But they suddenly go blind or mad or something as soon as The Bible says something about their lunatic theory!

                    Next they'll be saying that "Jesus" was really Quetzalcoatl, or the brainchild of D. H. Lawrence after a bottle of absinthe and a good dose mescaline!

                    Plumed serpents?

                    Not today, thankyou.

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                    • Ska
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                      • Feb 2011
                      • 9

                      #1510
                      Re: Are You an Atheist?

                      Allah will protect me, and you! Have faith son, have faith.
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                      • Ezekiel Bathfire
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                        • Jan 2008
                        • 22880

                        #1511
                        Re: Are You an Atheist?

                        Originally posted by onwardmonkeysoldiers View Post
                        I completely agree with that statement, Im glad you acknowledge the myth from which the story of Jesus was derived.
                        Yes, it is a myth that Jesus was derived from Horus.

                        Originally posted by Kareem Hazad View Post
                        Allah will protect me, and you! Have faith son, have faith.
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                        • WWJDnow
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                          • Aug 2009
                          • 6312

                          #1512
                          Re: Are You an Atheist?

                          [QUOTE=GodlessFool;691927]
                          Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                          Yes, it is a myth that Jesus was derived from Horus.
                          I don't even know how this nonsensical myth arose. The pagan poet Horace did live at a time when he could have fathered Jesus, but he never visited the Holy Land. Besides, the Bible says that God was the Father of Jesus.
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                          • BelieverInGod
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                            • Feb 2010
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                            #1513
                            Re: Are You an Atheist?

                            [QUOTE=WWJDnow;696975]
                            Originally posted by GodlessFool View Post
                            I don't even know how this nonsensical myth arose. The pagan poet Horace did live at a time when he could have fathered Jesus, but he never visited the Holy Land. Besides, the Bible says that God was the Father of Jesus.
                            I did a tear down of this, it's another one of the atheist lies. Just like the one that says Jesus hung around with Buddha, and all the other crap they spread. I'll try and find the post, it's on here somewhere.

                            I really think I need to keep a copy of every one of my informational posts since all we seem to do is repeat ourselves to idiots who can't be bothered to find out the Truth(c) for themselves.
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                            • BelieverInGod
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                              • Feb 2010
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                              #1514
                              Re: Are You an Atheist?

                              Found it!

                              Ah, Internet Meme's never die, do they.

                              So exactly which form of Horus are you talking about? Because as a God he evolved over time in Egyptian mythology.


                              Quote:
                              The original form of Horus was probably that of a sky god, known as "lord of the sky". The Egyptian word " her" (hor, har), from which the god's name is derived means "the one on high", or "the distant one", probably in reference to the soaring flight of the hunting falcon, if not a reference to the solar aspect of the god. Mythologically, the god was imagined as a celestial falcon, whose right eye was the sun and left eye the moon. The speckled feathers of his breast were probably considered to be the stars, while his wings were the sky that created the wind. In this form, Horus was apparently worshipped at some of Egypt's earliest shrines such as at Nekhen (Heirakonpolis), where he was assimilated with a number of other local falcon gods. In this capacity, Horus was the patron of the Nekhen monarchy that grew into the historical pharaonic state and hence, the first known national god.
                              But if we're talking about Horus as he is known in popular culture.

                              • He was born in a swamp on the last day of the Egyptian Choiak which would be around the 27th or 28th of December, not the 25th.
                              • He was the child of Osiris and Isis, so I'm not sure where you're getting "virgin birth" from
                              • He spent his childhood hiding in the marshes from his brother, not sure where you're getting the teaching at the age of 12. He was a warrior, not a teacher.
                              • As for miracles, he was a mythological god. Oh, the stories don't give the Jesus miracles. In fact Horus (which one?) He conquered Seth (God of lower Egypt)
                              • He had a ministry?
                              • He had disciples? He was worshiped in temples like other pagan gods.
                              • He battled his brother Seth, he was not betrayed by anyone
                              • He left the earth and he and his brother Seth contend for the souls of this earth.
                              • He was never resurrected, because he never died.


                              You know what, before you go passing on garbage like this, perhaps you should actually check to see if any of it is true.
                              Drama queen

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                              • MitzaLizalor
                                Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2010
                                • 14289

                                #1515
                                Re: Are You an Atheist?

                                Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                                So exactly which form of Horus are you talking about?…You know what, before you go passing on garbage like this, perhaps you should actually check to see if any of it is true.
                                Sister InGod, I think that that poster has gone mad and is getting confused with Sol Invictus


                                Probably best to skip the first 4 paragraphs, unless you want to read satanic drivel about
                                collective unconscious
                                Egyptian Ancient Sun Worship.
                                Sumerian /Babylonian Sun Worship.
                                Mithraism.

                                so scroll down to paragraph 5:

                                Constantine and Sol Invictus EXCERPT:

                                Originally posted by Satan
                                He is always born at the winter solstice, after the shortest day in the year, at the midnight of the 24th December when the sign Virgo is rising above the horizon; born as this Sign is rising, he is born always of a virgin, and she remains a virgin after she has given birth to her Sun-child as the celestial Virgo remains unchanged and unsullied when the Sun comes forth from her in the Heavens. Weak, feeble as an infant is he, born when the days are shortest and the nights are longest....(qtd. in Bailey)

                                The connection to the sun as a solar deity, the light and soul of the world, when it is reborn at the winter solstice, became the birthday of Christ, and he is but one manifestation of many ancient archetypal savior deities.

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