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  • Re: Are You an Atheist?

    As a child, I naively imagined that religion was all about love and spreading love. But as I grew older and watched some of the most ignorant people God ever created, I realized that for them, religion is nearly a cult and they are only concerned with people who think like them.

    That is the main reason i gave up on God and Jesus.

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    • Re: Are You an Atheist?

      Oh, and now you suddenly aren't going to rape them anymore? You think we believe that for a second? We realize you're just trying to put us off guard. But I warn you: as soon as you enter church grounds, we'll lock all animals inside, and all cavities found in plants where you possibly could pour your perverseness into, will be sealed with putty.
      You crazy fellows! I'm saying they do that with each other ducks sodomize another ducks! Snakes sodomize another Snakes, that's just common, and that's none of my concern.

      Can't you understand that I'm virgin but I do accept nature to be as it is!? I'm not going to do sex with another men, nor plant, cause in fact some animals and plants are heterosexual and even asexual. But that's no reason for killing them! If they will not have children that's their problem and yours problems is that you can't understand nature! My only suggestion is that you must hide yourselves from the real word.

      You're not true Christians, you're a bunch of freaks that use Christ as a logo for your pervert stuff True Christian trademarked?.

      I see no difference between you and those Muslim radicals, you are just like some indulgence seller on old medieval times.

      One last thing, what kind of threatening is this:
      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel
      I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
      I don't want any Jesus nor Holy Spirit to enter my rectum! And surely I don't want his grace inside me, you're the True False Homos, that's what you are. Just like the drug seller don't use drugs, you sell the bible and don't even use it, you make others use it for you. You're really pervert. Even if I say I do not engage with any kind of creature, you want me to do it, that's because you must do it... I'm glad I'm not as freak as you are. You make me sick.

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      • Re: Are You an Atheist?

        Originally posted by grurmio View Post
        I don't want any Jesus nor Holy Spirit to enter my rectum! And surely I don't want his grace inside me, you're the True False Homos, that's what you are. Just like the drug seller don't use drugs, you sell the bible and don't even use it, you make others use it for you. You're really pervert. Even if I say I do not engage with any kind of creature, you want me to do it, that's because you must do it... I'm glad I'm not as freak as you are. You make me sick.
        Dear Godmocking Maggot;

        Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and being sodomized by strangers in public toilets to send me this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving us right.

        Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
        5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
        5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
        Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

        YIC,

        --Pastor Ezekiel
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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        • Re: Are You an Atheist?

          Originally posted by BornAgainAthiest View Post
          But as I grew older and watched some of the most ignorant people God ever created, I realized that for them, religion is nearly a cult and they are only concerned with people who think like them.
          You know what I call ignorant? Calling yourself an atheist, including it in your name, but not even knowing how to spell the word. Illiterate dumbass.

          Originally posted by grurmio View Post
          You crazy fellows! I'm saying they do that with each other ducks sodomize another ducks! Snakes sodomize another Snakes, that's just common, and that's none of my concern.

          Can't you understand that I'm virgin but I do accept nature to be as it is!? I'm not going to do sex with another men, nor plant, cause in fact some animals and plants are heterosexual and even asexual. But that's no reason for killing them! If they will not have children that's their problem and yours problems is that you can't understand nature! My only suggestion is that you must hide yourselves from the real word.

          You're not true Christians, you're a bunch of freaks that use Christ as a logo for your pervert stuff True Christian trademarked?.

          I see no difference between you and those Muslim radicals, you are just like some indulgence seller on old medieval times.
          "Blah blah blah, I hate all of you, you're endangering society --random mess of words--,you're evil, i'm a pathetic Portuguese ducksodomizing fag, respect me, you can't get metaphors, I hate your religion and your God, blah blah..."

          You're getting really tiresome, friend. I fully agree with Pastor Ezekiel, I can't wait to see you being punished for raping those precious, God-created birds, fish and lichens.
          Sweet Lord Jesus,
          I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
          Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
          Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
          Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
          Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
          Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
          Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

          Amen.

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          • Re: Are You an Atheist?

            I said I did not rape anything in my whole life, you just can't get it!!!

            Anyway, I've changed my religion status, now I'm almost totally Ignostic, that means, since the definition of Hell and God is not even falsifiable it's useless to put the question that God or Satan exists, thereby I just don't care about what's hell, and all your questions are just infamous.

            If you did read what Pastor Ezeckiel wrote and still can't figure there's a weird double sense on it I just can't get what you're talking about, really! He said Something must fill my rectum with grace, that explicitly refer to a sodomize action, and I'm not onto it!

            You're just crazy and dumb, I think you just need a new Jesus right on way, but nah, nevermind, you're going to kill him. I could be that, can't you understand that being Jesus is about trying to make society a better place? You surely are not trying being a new Christ, just trying to make your own private society. Then again, lock yourselves inside some closet and stay there please.

            Jesus that once was a historical character was a nice person but maybe acted in the wrong time. You're nothing like him nor like any of the good apostles, you don't bring any gospel to the world, you're worshiping the bible as a idol, that's the most uttermost blasphemy I've ever heard. The monkeys are not a idol for me, they're just an example of society, that obviously, work better than ours, since there's no such crazy guys thinking they can provide all their answers from some book, if I go to that you call Hell, you bet you've fallen into your own trap. There you go your shouting glory.

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            • Re: Are You an Atheist?

              Originally posted by grurmio View Post
              I said I did not rape anything in my whole life, you just can't get it!!!
              I see, so those fish consented to have sex with you friend.

              No friend the details are unimportant; even if your partner was a woman who scream "take me now" it still was rape since you were just using her body as something to sate you lust on. A Christian only has sex for reproductive and doesn't just spray his man seed all over everyone and everything like a tomcat. Christian men honor woman for what they are; baby ovens for the future generation of a soldiers to fight in Jesus' wars.

              Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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              Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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              • Re: Are You an Atheist?

                Originally posted by grurmio View Post
                I said I did not rape anything in my whole life, you just can't get it!!!
                Then why keep you obsessively talking about it? You made the following two chilling statements:

                hahahaa, you should lock every bird you see on the sight of your eyes. But c'mon every animal, hear me, is most likely homosexual, and at most all plants...
                I'm not going to do sex with another men, nor plant, cause in fact some animals and plants are heterosexual and even asexual.
                You are the one who started about homosexual ducks, and the one who started about homosexual plants. You say you're not going to do sex with men or plants, because they are hetero -or asexual. That leaves only homosexuality open as a possibility. And seeing you're apparently convinced that all animals and most plants are gay (a lie fed to you by the homo-marrying liberal new world order, no doubt) that means that every animal and plant is in danger. We're not stupid, you know.

                Anyway, I've changed my religion status, now I'm almost totally Ignostic, that means, since the definition of Hell and God is not even falsifiable it's useless to put the question that God or Satan exists, thereby I just don't care about what's hell, and all your questions are just infamous.
                "Ignostic" definitely is a great word to describe this confused mess of atheistic nonsense you're producing, as you're both ignorant and agnostic (closeted atheistic).

                If you did read what Pastor Ezeckiel wrote and still can't figure there's a weird double sense on it I just can't get what you're talking about, really! He said Something must fill my rectum with grace, that explicitly refer to a sodomize action, and I'm not onto it!
                Pastor Ezekiel cares very much about your immortal soul, and he is trying to help you. It's saddening that you are being so ungrateful to him. Shame on you.
                You must understand, the reason you have such an abominable fetish for putting your sex organ into the cavities of other beings, or putting extensions of these beings into your rectum, is because it is filled with demons. Only the Holy Spirit can chase them out, which is why your rectum needs to be filled with grace. It means the end of damnable sodomy.

                You're just crazy and dumb, I think you just need a new Jesus right on way, but nah, nevermind, you're going to kill him. I could be that, can't you understand that being Jesus is about trying to make society a better place? You surely are not trying being a new Christ, just trying to make your own private society. Then again, lock yourselves inside some closet and stay there please.
                "Blah, blah, rant, rant..."

                We're not locking ourselves and other Godly beings, like animals and plants, into closets because that's logistically impossible. Therefore, we strive to put perverted faggots like you back into the closet, which is logistically much less of a problem.

                The monkeys are not a idol for me
                I would think so, what kind of believer rapes his own Gods?
                Sweet Lord Jesus,
                I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                Amen.

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                • Re: Are You an Atheist?

                  Originally posted by grurmio View Post
                  [...] The monkeys are not a idol for me, they're just an example of society, that obviously, work better than ours, since there's no such crazy guys thinking they can provide all their answers from some book, if I go to that you call Hell, you bet you've fallen into your own trap. There you go your shouting glory.
                  I’m sure that monkeys praise The Lord:
                  Psalms:148:5: Let them praise the name of the LORD: for he commanded, and they were created.
                  […]
                  Psalms:148:10: Beasts, and all cattle; creeping things, and flying fowl:
                  […]
                  Psalms:148:13: Let them praise the name of the LORD: for his name alone is excellent; his glory is above the earth and heaven.

                  I can’t see that the singer of the Psalms would ask them to praise God if they could not.

                  I am quite convinced that monkeys have an imperfect image of God (dark, hairy and eating bananas) and do their very best to believe and be True Christian(tm).

                  Of course there is no proof of this but I’ve seen nigras doing that sort of thing, so it is highly probable.
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                  • Re: Are You an Atheist?

                    Sorcerers say there is no God

                    "Is the nagual(the unknown) the Supreme Being, the Almighty, God?" I asked.
                    "No. God is also on the table. Let's say that God is the tablecloth."
                    "But, are you saying that God does not exist?"
                    "No. I didn't say that. All I said was that the nagual was not God, because God is an item of our personal tonal(the known) and of the tonal of the times. The tonal is, as I've already said, everything we think the world is composed of, including God, of course. God has no more importance other than being a part of the tonal of our time." "In my understanding, don Juan, God is everything. Aren't we talking about the same thing?"
                    "No. God is only everything you can think of, therefore, properly speaking, he is only another item on the island. God cannot be witnessed at will, he can only be talked about. The nagual, on the other hand, is at the service of the warrior. It can be witnessed, but it cannot be talked about."
                    "If the nagual is not any of the things I have mentioned," I said, "perhaps you can tell me about its location. Where is it?"
                    Don Juan made a sweeping gesture and pointed to the area beyond the boundaries of the table.
                    He swept his hand, as if with the back of it he were cleaning an imaginary surface that went beyond the edges of the table.
                    "The nagual is there," he said. "There, surrounding the island. The nagual is there, where power hovers.Carlos Castaneda



                    We are GOD

                    Peace love cosmic love
                    Leviticus 20:27
                    A man also or woman that hath a familiar spirit, or that is a wizard, shall surely be put to death: they shall stone them with stones: their blood shall be upon them.

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                    • Re: Are You an Atheist?

                      Originally posted by watchmepissmyself View Post
                      Sorcerers say there is no God

                      "Is the nagual(the unknown) the Supreme Being, the Almighty, God?" I asked.
                      "No. God is also on the table. Let's say that God is the tablecloth."
                      "But, are you saying that God does not exist?"
                      "No. I didn't say that. All I said was that the nagual was not God, because God is an item of our personal tonal(the known) and of the tonal of the times. The tonal is, as I've already said, everything we think the world is composed of, including God, of course. God has no more importance other than being a part of the tonal of our time." "In my understanding, don Juan, God is everything. Aren't we talking about the same thing?"
                      "No. God is only everything you can think of, therefore, properly speaking, he is only another item on the island. God cannot be witnessed at will, he can only be talked about. The nagual, on the other hand, is at the service of the warrior. It can be witnessed, but it cannot be talked about."
                      "If the nagual is not any of the things I have mentioned," I said, "perhaps you can tell me about its location. Where is it?"
                      Don Juan made a sweeping gesture and pointed to the area beyond the boundaries of the table.
                      He swept his hand, as if with the back of it he were cleaning an imaginary surface that went beyond the edges of the table.
                      "The nagual is there," he said. "There, surrounding the island. The nagual is there, where power hovers.Carlos Castaneda
                      The supply of complete idiots in this world really is inexhaustable. First a confused psychopath who rapes ducks and jellyfish, now someone who seriously worships a tablecloth.
                      1. Does your tablecloth answers your prayers, like our God does?
                      2. Did your tablecloth die for your sins on the cross?
                      3. Does your tablecloth send disasters over America as punishment for our libral gay politics?

                      Tablecloths can't save you from hell. Only Jesus can.

                      We are GOD

                      Peace love cosmic love
                      And again, man thinks he is God, probably because evil scientists have taught him he descended from monkeys. Disgusting.
                      Sweet Lord Jesus,
                      I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                      Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                      Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                      Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                      Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                      Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                      Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                      Amen.

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                      • Re: Are You an Atheist?

                        Quite frankly if i had the chance to go back to Mary during her pregnancy with Jesus (Oh and she was clearly an adulteress, bloody god gave me the baby haha)- i'd scream

                        ABORT, ABORT, ABORT - For in just over 1600 years, a crazy group of nutters from america will form a church that will preach the extermination of gays (evidence suggests Jesus was gay -oh yeah!), the torture of Jews ( Jesus was a jew!,oh yeah!) and be against equal rights for women (how is mary Magdeline, Jesus, how far gone is she with your child?).

                        But back to the original post which prompted my outburst. I don't hate jesus or god, for that would be wrong and stupid. Christianity is a nice fable with a lot of good messages but in the end what it comes down to is that the stories are pure trash. And furthermore why would i hate something that isn't real - makes no sense.

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                        • Re: Are You an Atheist?

                          You realize that athianism and homosexuality are practically the same thing right? I will pray that the next root you have in your filthy sewer is the last one and that Jesus finds it in His mercy to come unto you and send you to your knees to worship and appreciate His effort.
                          God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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                          • Re: Are You an Atheist?

                            Originally posted by Gott ist unnoetig!! View Post
                            - i'd scream

                            ABORT, ABORT, ABORT - F
                            Abortion is an abomination and you're going to go to hell for promoting it, even if you never have one.
                            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                            • Re: Are You an Atheist?

                              Originally posted by Gott ist unnoetig!! View Post
                              Quite frankly if i had the chance to go back to Mary during her pregnancy with Jesus (Oh and she was clearly an adulteress, bloody god gave me the baby haha)- i'd scream

                              ABORT, ABORT, ABORT - For in just over 1600 years, a crazy group of nutters from america will form a church that will preach the extermination of gays (evidence suggests Jesus was gay -oh yeah!), the torture of Jews ( Jesus was a jew!,oh yeah!) and be against equal rights for women (how is mary Magdeline, Jesus, how far gone is she with your child?).

                              But back to the original post which prompted my outburst. I don't hate jesus or god, for that would be wrong and stupid. Christianity is a nice fable with a lot of good messages but in the end what it comes down to is that the stories are pure trash. And furthermore why would i hate something that isn't real - makes no sense.
                              Can anyone check nearby drug rehab clinics and insane asylums? Someone has forgotten to close the back door...
                              Sweet Lord Jesus,
                              I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                              Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                              Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                              Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                              Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                              Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                              Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                              Amen.

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                              • Re: Are You an Atheist?

                                I'll be sure to send out a note to all the american nuthouse branches with the message

                                A security breach is sure to have occured in your system, several patients have escaped and have joined the landover baptist church....

                                Abortion is undesirable to be fair, but prochoice beats prolife.

                                @ Marshall again..... Will you spell atheist correct ffs, athianism??? Refer to my other post about atheists being homosexuals, i'll be interested in your answer

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