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  • Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

    Who is to say when Jesus will next appear unto me? "2Pe:3:10: But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night;" I assume that Jesus operates like this all the time, but it not for me to question.

    But wait... "Speeding fines"??? What does this mean? You are known already to the police?
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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

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    • Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

      plus you can easily find that out by my I.P. Address or my location on my profile..

      Im not an idiot..

      Internet = universe of information

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      • Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

        Originally posted by Nauvexos View Post
        Im not an idiot..
        You could have fooled me.
        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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        • Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

          Originally posted by Nauvexos View Post
          [...]Im not an idiot..
          Do you have Scripture for that? After all, it was you who, a few posts ago was making claims against a True Christian(tm)...
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          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

          Author of such illuminating essays as,
          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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          • Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

            LOL, Ezekiel you are an idiot.
            "2Pe:3:10: But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night;"
            That's referring to when He comes back for us.... Once again, you twist the view of another verse to make yourself seem right.

            And Cranky Old Man... shut the fuck up. Your name is idiotic and your picture is even more crazy.

            Plus, Im a good driver and have never received any type of fine/ticket/etc. from any part of our law enforcement. I do not speed, whatsoever. Your dark lord can tell you nothing of my life.

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            • Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

              Shut your blasphemous lyrics boy. We all know where you are going. You rather mock Jesus and have molten iron pumped into your rectum in HELL?
              KJV Luke 17:33 Whosoever shall seek to save his life shall lose it; and whosoever shall lose his life shall preserve it.

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              • Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

                Quit relaying to me your filthy, underage sex fantasies.

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                • Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

                  Originally posted by Nauvexos View Post
                  Quit relaying to me your filthy, underage sex fantasies.
                  Being sodomized by Satan is a sex fantasy for you? You're in bigger trouble then I already thought. Get clothed immediately you filthy bastard and start reading the Holy Bible! Then if you finally get it you will need a very long prayer to our LORD to ask for forgiveness for all your sins.
                  5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                  To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                  James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                  • Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

                    11:5 The LORD trieth the righteous: but the wicked and him that loveth violence his soul hateth.

                    Psalms 11:6 Upon the wicked he shall rain snares, fire and brimstone, and an horrible tempest: this shall be the portion of their cup.


                    11:7 For the righteous LORD loveth righteousness; his countenance doth behold the upright.


                    KJV Luke 17:33 Whosoever shall seek to save his life shall lose it; and whosoever shall lose his life shall preserve it.

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                    • Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

                      Originally posted by Nauvexos View Post
                      While I do agree that some people who wear slutty clothes and do slutty things are just ASKING to be raped
                      OK we have some common ground. girls who wear slutty clothes are just askign to be raped. Spoken liek a True Christian™.


                      you cant trademark the word Christian dumb asses.
                      We haven't. We have trademarked Ture Chirstian™. You know that you can trademark more than just one word right? Even if one of the words can't be trademarked by itself, right?

                      The Word of God... I know God wrote it, duh. You've all taken it too far by misreading it and twisting the views and the verses until you want to believe the "message".
                      Please explain how we have "twisted" the relevant scripture:

                      Deut. 22:

                      28If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found;
                      29Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days.



                      NO ONE HAS YET TO EXPLAIN HOW WE ARE TWISTING THE PLAIN TEXT OF THIS PASSAGE!
                      Yours In Christ,

                      Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

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                      Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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                      • Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

                        WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE... YOU PEOPLE MAKE ME SICK... HOW IN THE WORLD CAN YOU EVEN CONSIDER THIS... SHE WAS RAPED... i dont understand how people like you can exsist... if you all truly believe in the bible you should all burn in hell you sick fucks, that shit that is talked about in that scripture is outdated, and shouldnt be followed... it should never have been followed i hope you are ashamed of yourselves... this is exactly what has made me lost my faith in religion... i am not going to be a christian... or follow any religion as long as you people exsist... Burn in hell

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                        • Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

                          Originally posted by Buddyman View Post
                          Burn in hell
                          You just described your future.
                          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                          • Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

                            Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                            You just described your future.
                            It's fine... i'll bring marshmellows... s'mores anyone?

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                            • Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

                              Originally posted by Buddyman View Post
                              WHAT THE piffle IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE... YOU PEOPLE MAKE ME SICK... HOW IN THE WORLD CAN YOU EVEN CONSIDER THIS... SHE WAS RAPED...
                              It explicitely states it in the 1611KJV Bible. We are True Christians, so we follow the 1611KJV Bible.

                              Originally posted by Buddyman View Post
                              i dont understand how people like you can exsist... if you all truly believe in the Bible you should all burn in Hell you sick piffles,
                              He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned. (Mark 16:16)

                              We believe in the Bible. That means that we will NOT go to Hell. Can't you read?

                              Originally posted by Buddyman View Post
                              that [SATANIC WORD DELETED] that is talked about in that scripture is outdated, and shouldnt be followed... it should never have been followed i hope you are ashamed of yourselves...
                              All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness: (2 Timothy 3:16)

                              That should be proof enough that the scripture IS true, and is the word of God. It doesn't matter how old it is. God still exists, and if we sinned now by not following His word, we would be damned to Hell. That does not change.

                              Originally posted by Buddyman View Post
                              this is exactly what has made me lost my faith in religion... i am not going to be a Christian... or follow any religion as long as you people exsist...
                              Have fun burning in Hell

                              Originally posted by Buddyman View Post
                              Burn in Hell
                              Bless them which persecute you: bless, and curse not. (Romans 12:14)

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                              • Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

                                Um, a serious question. I am trying to follow the will of God, and I read this thread and had to ask: Would being a true Christian and interpreting the Bible to the fullest ridiculous extent prevent me from losing the game?

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