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  • No mo' homos
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Oct 2013
    • 10

    #421
    Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

    Originally posted by No mo' homos View Post
    Your weak point needs no countering because any realistic individual can see how faulty your logic is, and to debate it would be a counter-productive waste of key strokes. But don't feel bad about being mentally insufficient, thats just the soup you swim in.
    P.S. I didn't say "weak" you did. So there was no need to add quotation marks. But hey, thanks for adding another adjective to your lame point.

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    • Basilissa
      South of the Border outreach program
      True Christian™
       
      • Mar 2013
      • 12918

      #422
      Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

      Originally posted by No mo' homos View Post
      Your weak point needs no countering because any realistic individual can see how faulty your logic is, and to debate it would be a counter-productive waste of key strokes. But don't feel bad about being mentally insufficient, thats just the soup you swim in.
      Unsaved Trash fight!

      However, Homo-man, you still haven't answered Didymus' point -

      Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
      Perhaps. And perhaps when the Bible says that homosexuals, witches, disobedient children, non-virgin brides who have been paid for, and those who follow others religions (or none) should all be killed (usually by stoning, but sometimes by fire) it really means whatever you want to pull out of your ass.

      But I wouldn't count on it.

      By the way, Homo-man, I cannot locate your introduction thread - did you make one?
      God created fossils to test our faith.

      * * *

      My favorite LBC sermons:
      True Christians are Perfect!
      True Christian™ Love.
      Salvation™ made Easy!
      You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
      Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
      Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
      Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
      Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
      The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
      Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
      God HATES Rational Thinking!
      True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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      • No mo' homos
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • Oct 2013
        • 10

        #423
        Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

        Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
        Unsaved Trash fight!

        However, Homo-man, you still haven't answered Didymus' point -




        By the way, Homo-man, I cannot locate your introduction thread - did you make one?
        Ok, Basilissa. I'll counter his argument. The bible was written for us, but not to us. Which means: the bible's message is for all of humanity, but it was written to influence the people at the time the bible was written. Therefore, we must understand that there are passages in the bible which should be interpreted into a more modern understanding, and some passages which no longer hold any value at all. For example, Exodus 21: 20-21 reads: “When a man strikes his slave, male or female, with a rod and the slave dies under his hand, he shall be avenged. But if the slave survives a day or two, he is not to be avenged, for the slave is his money."
        Of course we no longer practice slavery and the vast population finds it's practice immoral. My point is that we must remember the way the world was back when the bible was written and not take each passage literally.
        I'm curious why this site claims every new member is "unsaved trash." How does anybody on this site know who is and isn't saved? Calling us trash suggests a sense of worthlessness. Not very Christ-like, wouldn't you agree?

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        • James Hutchins
          True Christian™
          Just a Regular Nice Guy
           
          • Jun 2009
          • 29443

          #424
          Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

          Originally posted by No mo' homos View Post
          Ok, Basilissa. I'll counter his argument. The bible was written for us, but not to us. Which means: the bible's message is for all of humanity, but it was written to influence the people at the time the bible was written. Therefore, we must understand that there are passages in the bible which should be interpreted into a more modern understanding, and some passages which no longer hold any value at all. For example, Exodus 21: 20-21 reads: “When a man strikes his slave, male or female, with a rod and the slave dies under his hand, he shall be avenged. But if the slave survives a day or two, he is not to be avenged, for the slave is his money."
          Of course we no longer practice slavery and the vast population finds it's practice immoral. My point is that we must remember the way the world was back when the bible was written and not take each passage literally.
          I'm curious why this site claims every new member is "unsaved trash." How does anybody on this site know who is and isn't saved? Calling us trash suggests a sense of worthlessness. Not very Christ-like, wouldn't you agree?
          Friemd, all queers and catlicks would like to beleive what you say. It certainly would let you people 'skirt' the truths.
          God had the Bible written. God is with us every day. Don't you think he'd 'update' the Bible if He felt it was out of touch with todays fast paced times? Or are we all living in Sodom and Gomorrah, on borrowed time until He has had enough of people like you and your sinful ways when He finally comes down and strikes with great vengeance.
          Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.

          Deuteronomy 12:32 What thing soever I command you, observe to do it: thou shalt not add thereto, nor diminish from it.

          Proverbs 30:5 Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
          Proverbs 30:6 Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

          Matthew 4:4 Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God.

          Romans 15:4 For whatsoever things were written aforetime were written for our learning, that we through patience and comfort of the scriptures might have hope.

          James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.

          Revelation 22:18 For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book:
          Revelation 22:19 And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book.


          Nothing God tells us to do is 'immoral' How dare you try to mirror His Word to make you feel better about being a filthy pervert. People like you are disgusting!
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • Basilissa
            South of the Border outreach program
            True Christian™
             
            • Mar 2013
            • 12918

            #425
            Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

            Originally posted by No mo' homos View Post
            Ok, Basilissa. I'll counter his argument. The bible was written for us, but not to us. Which means: the bible's message is for all of humanity, but it was written to influence the people at the time the bible was written.
            You lost me right there. You mean our omnipotent and all-knowing God somehow forgot to make the Bible equally readable for all people of all times?

            Therefore, we must understand that there are passages in the bible which should be interpreted into a more modern understanding,
            Not according to the Bible, sweetie:

            2 Peter 1:20 Knowing this first, that no prophecy of the scripture is of any private interpretation.

            and some passages which no longer hold any value at all.
            Not according to :

            Matthew 5:17-18
            17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
            18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.


            James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.

            For example, Exodus 21: 20-21 reads: “When a man strikes his slave, male or female, with a rod and the slave dies under his hand, he shall be avenged. But if the slave survives a day or two, he is not to be avenged, for the slave is his money."
            Of course we no longer practice slavery
            Oh, really? Try to tell that to the millions of people who are enslaved today. Their masters may not be happy with these fancy ideas of yours, though.

            Not to mention, that even in the Godly US the idea of slavery is not dead, as Nevada lawmaker says he’d vote for slavery if his constituents wanted him to. (That plus these 60,000 slaves in the US mentioned in the first link).

            and the vast population finds it's practice immoral.
            That does not mean that finds it immoral, does it?

            God, in fact, gives detailed rules how to treat slaves (e.g. Leviticus 25:44-46).

            My point is that we must remember the way the world was back when the bible was written and not take each passage literally.
            No. See the first verse I've quoted.

            'm curious why this site claims every new member is "unsaved trash." How does anybody on this site know who is and isn't saved?
            You need to pass a careful inspection by one of our Senior pastors. It may hurt a little.

            Calling us trash suggests a sense of worthlessness. Not very Christ-like, wouldn't you agree?
            No. Jesus Himself used mean words, frequently calling people "vipers" and "fools".
            Last edited by Basilissa; 10-30-2013, 12:25 AM. Reason: added link to a recent post by Pastor Ezekiel :heart:
            God created fossils to test our faith.

            * * *

            My favorite LBC sermons:
            True Christians are Perfect!
            True Christian™ Love.
            Salvation™ made Easy!
            You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
            Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
            Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
            Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
            Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
            The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
            Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
            God HATES Rational Thinking!
            True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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            • m_shake
              Unsaved Trash, degenerate godmocking ass
              • Nov 2013
              • 3

              #426
              Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

              The amount of child abuse in this place is truly truly sickening.
              Proverbs 1:26 I also will laugh at your calamity; I will mock when your fear cometh; 1:27 When your fear cometh as desolation, and your destruction cometh as a whirlwind; when distress and anguish cometh upon you. 1:28 Then shall they call upon me, but I will not answer; they shall seek me early, but they shall not find me:

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78552

                #427
                Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

                Originally posted by m_shake View Post
                The amount of child abuse in this place is truly truly sickening.
                First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

                Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

                Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

                If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

                Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

                And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

                I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • m_shake
                  Unsaved Trash, degenerate godmocking ass
                  • Nov 2013
                  • 3

                  #428
                  Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

                  Wonder what child protective services would say about all this? I should forward this to Iowa protective services to see what becomes of it.
                  Proverbs 1:26 I also will laugh at your calamity; I will mock when your fear cometh; 1:27 When your fear cometh as desolation, and your destruction cometh as a whirlwind; when distress and anguish cometh upon you. 1:28 Then shall they call upon me, but I will not answer; they shall seek me early, but they shall not find me:

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78552

                    #429
                    Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

                    Originally posted by m_shake View Post
                    Wonder what child protective services would say about all this? I should forward this to Iowa protective services to see what becomes of it.
                    Feel free. The Director is a personal friend of mine.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • m_shake
                      Unsaved Trash, degenerate godmocking ass
                      • Nov 2013
                      • 3

                      #430
                      Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

                      Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

                      Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

                      If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

                      Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

                      And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

                      I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
                      I'd prefer you not call me an ass, as I have said nothing rude to you. Man people sometimes...
                      Proverbs 1:26 I also will laugh at your calamity; I will mock when your fear cometh; 1:27 When your fear cometh as desolation, and your destruction cometh as a whirlwind; when distress and anguish cometh upon you. 1:28 Then shall they call upon me, but I will not answer; they shall seek me early, but they shall not find me:

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                      • Mary Etheldreda
                        Gushing for Jesus
                         
                        • Sep 2011
                        • 23775

                        #431
                        Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

                        Originally posted by m_shake View Post
                        Wonder what child protective services would say about all this? I should forward this to Iowa protective services to see what becomes of it.
                        What would they say about Christian parents who follow the Christian faith as laid out in the Christian Holy Bible, and raise their children to be good, moral, upstanding Christian citizens?

                        Please, do let us know what they say.

                        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                        • Jack Rankan
                          Forum Member
                          Forum Member
                          • Oct 2013
                          • 144

                          #432
                          Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

                          Originally posted by m_shake View Post
                          Wonder what child protective services would say about all this? I should forward this to Iowa protective services to see what becomes of it.
                          That LIEberal bunch can say what they desire. I'm proud to say last week I did time for what those LIEberals call "child abuse", and I'll tell you what - I'll be more then happy to serve time again if that will keep my boys away from fires of hell. Not only that, I will do everything to make them good, moral, upstanding Christian citizens. I love them, that's why I educate them.
                          1 Timothy 2:12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
                          Ephesians 5:22 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.
                          Ephesians 6:17 And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God

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                          • Mary Etheldreda
                            Gushing for Jesus
                             
                            • Sep 2011
                            • 23775

                            #433
                            Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

                            Originally posted by Jack Rankan View Post
                            That LIEberal bunch can say what they desire. I'm proud to say last week I did time for what those LIEberals call "child abuse", and I'll tell you what - I'll be more then happy to serve time again if that will keep my boys away from fires of hell. Not only that, I will do everything to make them good, moral, upstanding Christian citizens. I love them, that's why I educate them.
                            GLORY!

                            Where would we be today if Abraham had hesitated when placing his dear child, Isaac, upon the altar to slit wide open his delicate throat and roast his body unto the LORD as a pleasing aroma (Genesis 22:1-18) because some pansy members of society might think it's mean?



                            It is a burnt offering unto the LORD:
                            it is a sweet savour,
                            an offering made by fire unto the LORD.
                            Exodus 29:18


                            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                            • xmenxx
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              • Nov 2013
                              • 17

                              #434
                              Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

                              @Brother Alex, Did you beat the skin off your disgraceful Son for fornicating with the Devil? You should bash his skull in until he truly knows the fear of God in his heart. If he continues this work of the Devil, cut his penis and testicles off and display them in your front yard as proof you will stand for no lunacy against God. You are the only man of your family who can strike Gods wrath into his hide. Bash him until he begs for your mercy and Gods. The scars on his body will remind him for the rest of his life that his father is merciless to those who dare challenge his beliefs... When you done and your knuckles are covered with his blood, take a good look in the mirror and tell me if you like your reflection. Then ask yourself if your son would flee from you and his childhood home if he had ability too, would he? Answer honestly, God is watching you. Or maybe you could just take this approach ... *** child porn link deleted ***
                              Last edited by Zechariah Smyth; 11-20-2013, 11:44 PM. Reason: Child porn.

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                              • John Creeser
                                Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
                                 
                                • Aug 2009
                                • 7248

                                #435
                                Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

                                Originally posted by xmenxx View Post
                                @Brother Alex, Did you beat the skin off your disgraceful Son for fornicating with the Devil? You should bash his skull in until he truly knows the fear of God in his heart. If he continues this work of the Devil, cut his penis and testicles off and display them in your front yard as proof you will stand for no lunacy against God. You are the only man of your family who can strike Gods wrath into his hide. Bash him until he begs for your mercy and Gods. The scars on his body will remind him for the rest of his life that his father is merciless to those who dare challenge his beliefs... When you done and your knuckles are covered with his blood, take a good look in the mirror and tell me if you like your reflection. Then ask yourself if your son would flee from you and his childhood home if he had ability too, would he? Answer honestly, God is watching you. Or maybe you could just take this approach ...
                                You do know you are talking to a True Christian(tm) right? You do not think Brother Alex knows how to discipline his child?

                                With that said, before you continue to post, please introduce yourself here. We'd like to get to know you and how you came to find Jesus.
                                -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
                                -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

                                -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
                                -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
                                -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
                                -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
                                -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

                                STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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