Guns for babies?

[Titus Templeton]

I'm working on a formula that makes it possible for babies to handle a gun.Maybe a much smaller gun. Important is that it can still kill bad people.


People think that babies do not have what it takes to make decisions who to kill. But I think that's wrong. A babies knows their mommy and daddy. And once it sees a burglar or a home intruder it will put a few rounds into the guys head. But how can we make those little fingers pull the trigger?

[James Hutchins]

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I agree Titus. A baby knows how to eat, urinate and defecate on day one. A week is more than enough time for an education to start.
Here is little Tiberius. He is about, oh I don't know six months or a year old (who can tell, right?)

He has not been able to pull the trigger yet and we've had a problem with him putting the barrels in his mouth and drooling in them. When I catch him doing that, I yell and throw the Bible at him.
I know God is watching and he is old enough (eight, I think) to of his own free will, commit to God and Christianity, Jesus will look favorably on the devotion to keeping America safe for Christians and therefore welcome him in to God's fold.

[Bubba Buck]

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I don't see how this idea could possibly go wrong. Even Trump said yesterday, the more people who were armed at the school in Florida, the fewer casualties that may have been committed. My only criticism of last night was the fact he said he's considering banning Bump Stocks. That aside, if the kids who were in that high school well armed, the demon child that went in there would be dead by now. More people with guns equals greater safety from people with guns yes? Let's also not forget that babies cannot possibly be a heathen at that young of an age where they can't even figure out how to lie. Why have public schools not begun offering gun training classes as part of their core curriculums? Perhaps include this in the legislation. If only we had a true evangelical close to Trump to help push this through....

[Cranky Old Man]

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Maybe a much smaller gun.

There is no need for that. True Christian(tm) babies are strong!

[handmaiden]

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I agree Titus. A baby knows how to eat, urinate and defecate on day one. A week is more than enough time for an education to start.
Here is little Tiberius. He is about, oh I don't know six months or a year old (who can tell, right?)

He has not been able to pull the trigger yet and we've had a problem with him putting the barrels in his mouth and drooling in them. When I catch him doing that, I yell and throw the Bible at him.
I know God is watching and he is old enough (eight, I think) to of his own free will, commit to God and Christianity, Jesus will look favorably on the devotion to keeping America safe for Christians and therefore welcome him in to God's fold.

This is great. The child is developing upper body strength by lifting the guns in his little hands. That's a big helping towards getting a firm grip on a weapon and taking the sturdy stance needed to aim and fire with speed and accuracy.


One step at a time, little one. Someday soon you'll be able to bear arms for God and Country-- The correct God and the best country.

[James Hutchins]

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This is great. The child is developing upper body strength by lifting the guns in his little hands. That's a big helping towards getting a firm grip on a weapon and taking the sturdy stance needed to aim and fire with speed and accuracy.


One step at a time, little one. Someday soon you'll be able to bear arms for God and Country-- The correct God and the best country.

I have to say, seeing my little Soldier for Christ holding a snob nosed revolver is so much more satisfying than to see some heathens son firmly holding his tallywacker or suckling the teat of some random whore. I am truly blessed with a True Christian(tm) life!

[Basilissa]

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It's never too early to prepare children for a lifetime of NRA membership!