[Mrs. Rogers]

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A familiar cat doesn't need to be black. Black cats are just a stereotype. They are, however, very pretty cats.

"Pretty"? Pretty monstrous more like it.



Just look at that animal; as crazed as a blood-thirsty wiccan. It is obvious black cats have an inbuilt gothness - that is, an aversion to bright and cheerful colours.

But it isn't all bad news - chuck a black cat in a pot with this little chap ...



... and voila! Ebony and Ivory stew. It is perfect for those Baptists who wish to express their gentle, inclusive natures.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Oooooh, just you wait until I send PETA over to Wu Lins

[Jesus is Lord]

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Poor Ching Lee needs a vacation is all I'm saying.

Vacation? She's a servant, she doesn't need a vacation! If she takes a vacation who will take care of the good Pastor's house and cook his meals?

[Jesus is Lord]

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PETA? They are nothing but terrorists who try to subvert the will of God when it comes to the treatment of animals.

The only PETA that matters is the People for the Eating of Tasty Animals.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Oooooh, just you wait until I send PETA over to Wu Lins

We at Landover Baptist Church are all card-carrying members of PETU.

People for the Ethical Treatment of the Unborn

We don't worry about varmints. Jesus gave us those to eat. The only ethical way to treat an animal is to marinate it before tossing it on the Weber!

I don't hear you crying your fake tears over the bazillions of murdered babies every day by liebral witches like you!

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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Do you witches boil your babies before you eat them, or barbeque them? At least True Christians(tm) put the animals out of their misery *before* dicing and cooking them -- homer hippies like Ms. Hellsinger here do all their preparation by digging a coathanger into the poor innocent baby-snot children while they are cuddling in their mother's warm womb. Even GOD orders babies to be dashed against rocks once they are OUTSIDE the womb (ie torn from their mother's body) -- any other way is just detestable and wrong. I shudder to think of your lack of morals.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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We at Landover Baptist Church are all card-carrying members of PETU.

People for the Ethical Treatment of the Unborn

We don't worry about varmints. Jesus gave us those to eat. The only ethical way to treat an animal is to marinate it before tossing it on the Weber!

Barbarians

I don't hear you crying your fake tears over the bazillions of murdered babies every day by liebral witches like you!

Neither liberals nor witches kill babies, Zekey.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Barbarians
So, we are barbarians, simply because we follow God's teachings? Why do you persist in persecuting us, witch? And the fact that you care more about dumb animals, which are nothing more than walking cheesburgers, speaks volumes about your degenerate hippie "love".


Neither liberals nor witches kill babies, Zekey.
Now I suppose you are going to try and tell us that Godly Conservative White Republicans are responsible for the "baby murder on demand" laws that we inherited from that jew FDR.....How can you even look at yourself in the mirror, harlot? If it weren't for liebrals and witches, there would be no abortions! This is a well-known fact!

Enjoy hell, witch.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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So, we are barbarians, simply because we follow God's teachings? Why do you persist in persecuting us, witch? And the fact that you care more about dumb animals, which are nothing more than walking cheesburgers, speaks volumes about your degenerate hippie "love".

Those teachings were written by barbarian humans. You follow the teachings of barbarians. Therefore, that makes you modern barbarians.

Now I suppose you are going to try and tell us that Godly Conservative White Republicans are responsible for the "baby murder on demand" laws that we inherited from that jew FDR.....How can you even look at yourself in the mirror, harlot? If it weren't for liebrals and witches, there would be no abortions! This is a well-known fact!

An abortion is not killing a baby. It is killing what has the potential to become a baby, but until birth it remains an empty shell. And those empty shells could save many many lives with stem cell research which conseervatives, of course, will not allow.

Enjoy hell, witch.

If there was a hell, this world would be it.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Dear Heavenly father! First you referred to your daughter as a 'watermelon' and now babies are empty shells!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Dear Heavenly father! First you referred to your daughter as a 'watermelon' and now babies are empty shells!

I didn't refer to her as watermelon, I just compared the size to that of a watermelon.

And I mean the foetus is an empty shell. It isn't a person until it is born, it is a potential person. A vessel.

[lilith]

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Please don't eat the cats!
Lilith, if you see this, it seems as though you, I and TCFH have a rescue mission on our hands...I'll bring along Daisy and Raptor (my rottweilers) too.

Whenever you're ready.
TCFH has been practising...I rather wish he wouldn't as he always feels he needs to breathe in my direction & I really think his breath is already deadly enough without any need for practise.


Um...BJ? What makes you think we'd need to go through customs,sweetie?

[Bobby-Joe]

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Whenever you're ready.
TCFH has been practising...I rather wish he wouldn't as he always feels he needs to breathe in my direction & I really think his breath is already deadly enough without any need for practise.


Um...BJ? What makes you think we'd need to go through customs,sweetie?

While I never pictured Rachael as the type to spend a month on her back, so to say, the US Coast Guard will inspect that Ukrainian freighter when it enters port sweetie.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Once more, I dare you to make less sense, BJ.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Once more, I dare you to make less sense, BJ.

He was explaning how you and Lilith would likely pay for your passage from Nowhere Land to the Godly United States.