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  • Mrs. Rogers
    compassion personified
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 2692

    #76
    Re: SPECIAL! for Unsaved Trash - This Month Only!

    Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
    A familiar cat doesn't need to be black. Black cats are just a stereotype. They are, however, very pretty cats.
    "Pretty"? Pretty monstrous more like it.



    Just look at that animal; as crazed as a blood-thirsty wiccan. It is obvious black cats have an inbuilt gothness - that is, an aversion to bright and cheerful colours.

    But it isn't all bad news - chuck a black cat in a pot with this little chap ...



    ... and voila! Ebony and Ivory stew. It is perfect for those Baptists who wish to express their gentle, inclusive natures.
    True Christians are Perfect!

    Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.

    Persecution You Have Endured for CHRIST: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger in Christ.

    For True Christians™ only: please send me Project Habakkuk updates at gertruderogers@landoverbaptist.net. Thank you.

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    • Rachael Van Helsing
      HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
      • Sep 2006
      • 5131

      #77
      Re: SPECIAL! for Unsaved Trash - This Month Only!

      Oooooh, just you wait until I send PETA over to Wu Lins
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      Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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      • Jesus is Lord
        Devout seeker of the Truth™
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 639

        #78
        Re: SPECIAL! for Unsaved Trash - This Month Only!

        Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
        Poor Ching Lee needs a vacation is all I'm saying.
        Vacation? She's a servant, she doesn't need a vacation! If she takes a vacation who will take care of the good Pastor's house and cook his meals?
        The Big-Bang: GOD spoke and, BANG, the universe was formed.
        Genesis 1:1 - In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
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        • Jesus is Lord
          Devout seeker of the Truth™
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 639

          #79
          Re: SPECIAL! for Unsaved Trash - This Month Only!

          PETA? They are nothing but terrorists who try to subvert the will of God when it comes to the treatment of animals.

          The only PETA that matters is the People for the Eating of Tasty Animals.
          The Big-Bang: GOD spoke and, BANG, the universe was formed.
          Genesis 1:1 - In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78555

            #80
            Re: SPECIAL! for Unsaved Trash - This Month Only!

            Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
            Oooooh, just you wait until I send PETA over to Wu Lins
            We at Landover Baptist Church are all card-carrying members of PETU.

            People for the Ethical Treatment of the Unborn


            We don't worry about varmints. Jesus gave us those to eat. The only ethical way to treat an animal is to marinate it before tossing it on the Weber!

            I don't hear you crying your fake tears over the bazillions of murdered babies every day by liebral witches like you!
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
              Scientific Advisor
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 2373

              #81
              Re: SPECIAL! for Unsaved Trash - This Month Only!

              Do you witches boil your babies before you eat them, or barbeque them? At least True Christians(tm) put the animals out of their misery *before* dicing and cooking them -- homer hippies like Ms. Hellsinger here do all their preparation by digging a coathanger into the poor innocent baby-snot children while they are cuddling in their mother's warm womb. Even GOD orders babies to be dashed against rocks once they are OUTSIDE the womb (ie torn from their mother's body) -- any other way is just detestable and wrong. I shudder to think of your lack of morals.
              Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"

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              • Rachael Van Helsing
                HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                • Sep 2006
                • 5131

                #82
                Re: SPECIAL! for Unsaved Trash - This Month Only!

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                We at Landover Baptist Church are all card-carrying members of PETU.

                People for the Ethical Treatment of the Unborn

                We don't worry about varmints. Jesus gave us those to eat. The only ethical way to treat an animal is to marinate it before tossing it on the Weber!
                Barbarians

                I don't hear you crying your fake tears over the bazillions of murdered babies every day by liebral witches like you!
                Neither liberals nor witches kill babies, Zekey.
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                Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78555

                  #83
                  Re: SPECIAL! for Unsaved Trash - This Month Only!

                  Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                  Barbarians
                  So, we are barbarians, simply because we follow God's teachings? Why do you persist in persecuting us, witch? And the fact that you care more about dumb animals, which are nothing more than walking cheesburgers, speaks volumes about your degenerate hippie "love".


                  Neither liberals nor witches kill babies, Zekey.
                  Now I suppose you are going to try and tell us that Godly Conservative White Republicans are responsible for the "baby murder on demand" laws that we inherited from that jew FDR.....How can you even look at yourself in the mirror, harlot? If it weren't for liebrals and witches, there would be no abortions! This is a well-known fact!
                  Enjoy hell, witch.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Rachael Van Helsing
                    HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 5131

                    #84
                    Re: SPECIAL! for Unsaved Trash - This Month Only!

                    So, we are barbarians, simply because we follow God's teachings? Why do you persist in persecuting us, witch? And the fact that you care more about dumb animals, which are nothing more than walking cheesburgers, speaks volumes about your degenerate hippie "love".

                    Those teachings were written by barbarian humans. You follow the teachings of barbarians. Therefore, that makes you modern barbarians.

                    Now I suppose you are going to try and tell us that Godly Conservative White Republicans are responsible for the "baby murder on demand" laws that we inherited from that jew FDR.....How can you even look at yourself in the mirror, harlot? If it weren't for liebrals and witches, there would be no abortions! This is a well-known fact!

                    An abortion is not killing a baby. It is killing what has the potential to become a baby, but until birth it remains an empty shell. And those empty shells could save many many lives with stem cell research which conseervatives, of course, will not allow.

                    Enjoy hell, witch.
                    If there was a hell, this world would be it.
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                    Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                    • Pastor Al E Pistle
                      Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 9323

                      #85
                      Re: SPECIAL! for Unsaved Trash - This Month Only!

                      Dear Heavenly father! First you referred to your daughter as a 'watermelon' and now babies are empty shells!
                      Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                      "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                      Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                      • Rachael Van Helsing
                        HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 5131

                        #86
                        Re: SPECIAL! for Unsaved Trash - This Month Only!

                        Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                        Dear Heavenly father! First you referred to your daughter as a 'watermelon' and now babies are empty shells!
                        I didn't refer to her as watermelon, I just compared the size to that of a watermelon.

                        And I mean the foetus is an empty shell. It isn't a person until it is born, it is a potential person. A vessel.
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                        Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                        • lilith
                          Night Hag
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 1232

                          #87
                          Re: SPECIAL! for Unsaved Trash - This Month Only!

                          Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                          Please don't eat the cats!
                          Lilith, if you see this, it seems as though you, I and TCFH have a rescue mission on our hands...I'll bring along Daisy and Raptor (my rottweilers) too.
                          Whenever you're ready.
                          TCFH has been practising...I rather wish he wouldn't as he always feels he needs to breathe in my direction & I really think his breath is already deadly enough without any need for practise.


                          Um...BJ? What makes you think we'd need to go through customs,sweetie?
                          In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.

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                          • Bobby-Joe
                            Landover Security Superviser
                            Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                            NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 18405

                            #88
                            Re: SPECIAL! for Unsaved Trash - This Month Only!

                            Originally posted by lilith View Post
                            Whenever you're ready.
                            TCFH has been practising...I rather wish he wouldn't as he always feels he needs to breathe in my direction & I really think his breath is already deadly enough without any need for practise.


                            Um...BJ? What makes you think we'd need to go through customs,sweetie?
                            While I never pictured Rachael as the type to spend a month on her back, so to say, the US Coast Guard will inspect that Ukrainian freighter when it enters port sweetie.

                            Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                            Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                            • Rachael Van Helsing
                              HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 5131

                              #89
                              Re: SPECIAL! for Unsaved Trash - This Month Only!

                              Once more, I dare you to make less sense, BJ.
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                              Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                              • Pastor Al E Pistle
                                Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 9323

                                #90
                                Re: SPECIAL! for Unsaved Trash - This Month Only!

                                Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                                Once more, I dare you to make less sense, BJ.
                                He was explaning how you and Lilith would likely pay for your passage from Nowhere Land to the Godly United States.
                                Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                                "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                                Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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