[Cranky Old Man]

Re: How Should I Prepare to Sacrifice My Child?

So in fact you have to cut your children up before you burn them. Sorry my mistake. It is written in the bible, and what better role models do you have than the biblical ones. I just wanted to show that the bible offers the answers to your every questions.

God is creative, I have no doubt he can thing of more than one way to sacrifice kids.

Also if you want to kill quickly with a knife you can always stab from the side into the heart, bloodloss enshures that you black out. Also a good method is to stab from behind the ear into the head or cutting the throat so that blood does not flow to the brain. A trained butcher can kill instantly like this.

Stabbing up straight in the heart is also very effective.

[Gabriel Reproba]

Re: How Should I Prepare to Sacrifice My Child?

Thank you all for your insight. I feel better prepared should I receive a green light from Jesus.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: How Should I Prepare to Sacrifice My Child?

Thank you all for your insight. I feel better prepared should I receive a green light from Jesus.

Faith like yours is inspiring Brother Reproba. I am sure you kids are proud to have a loving father like you.

[Free Market Fred]

Re: How Should I Prepare to Sacrifice My Child?

I just want to add that if you decide to go ahead and shoot the kids, be sure to first take out a good life insurance policy on them. Also, give a little thought as to whom you're going to frame for the murder (any negroes live in your neighborhood?).

Praise Jesus!
Brother Fred

[Gabriel Reproba]

Re: How Should I Prepare to Sacrifice My Child?

hehe! FMF is always the kidder! Of course I would not frame anyone, since that would involve bearing false witness against someone, but I get your point, Brother Fred. If God calls on me to sacrifice my children (one of them or all of them) I will speak to you first!

[InvisiblePinkUnicorn]

Re: How Should I Prepare to Sacrifice My Child?

I just wanted to check in and see if anyone wanted to answer the questions I posed in my post earlier in this thread. If not, I will understand.

[Butch Albright]

Re: How Should I Prepare to Sacrifice My Child?

To the "person", just above me-Don't count on a reply unless you ask a GOOD question, bub. Who are you anyways? You better not be Jimmy, coming around here trying to embarrass me in front of all these nice people!

But back on the true subject of this thread, I used to tell the boys over at Westboro before every game that they'd better play their damnedest because there might not be another chance for them if God happened to give the nod to ol' Fred to start pickin' them off.

As for my own "son", though I shudder to call him that, I can only assume God hasn't asked me to kill him in an attempt to give him the chance to change his filthy, negro-loving, homosexual ways.

I can only hope that you get the chance to utilize some of the suggestions here, Brother Reproba, I am honored to know someone of such faith as yours!

By the by, have you considered getting any of your sons into FOOTBALL? God's favorite sport can always use 17 more strong arms and legs on the field! Let me know! FOOTBALL!!!

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: How Should I Prepare to Sacrifice My Child?

I just wanted to check in and see if anyone wanted to answer the questions I posed in my post earlier in this thread. If not, I will understand.

Sure, I will give it a try.

If God is omniscient and omnipotent, why did he need to test Abraham? (Or Job? Or ANYONE for that matter?) He should already know what they would do without torturing these people! he would have known it from the instant he considered creating the universe, in fact.

While it might be true God knows everything and does so in advance (he probably has seen all of space time already) this does not apply to us humans. So God learned nothing from testing Abraham because he already knew how it would end before it started. But Abraham learned a lot and I think that was the point of the test.

[MarkHenry]

Re: How Should I Prepare to Sacrifice My Child?

On a quick thought, why would you kill your children?
Look at muslims.
Their god commands them to send their children to kill your children.
Your god commands you to kill your own children.
Looks as if everyone wants your children dead.

Why not enlist your kids in the army and have them send to Iraq or Afganistan? Maybe tell your children to do a suicide bombing on the muslims, as they have shown you countless times that a defence against a child suicide bomber does not exist (noone suspects them).
I'm just asking the question of why to wait untill god tells you to, if you already know what to do. Send your kids on killing missions against the non-christians.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: How Should I Prepare to Sacrifice My Child?

On a quick thought, why would you kill your children?

Well don't get me wrong. I highly prefer not to kill my kids (well most of the time that is). But if God would command me to kill them I would have to comply.

Your god commands you to kill your own children.

So far I have not received any commands from Him to kill my kids.

Looks as if everyone wants your children dead.

So far I have not noticed that, but I have a nice gun collection in case I ever meet someone who wants to kill my children. I assure you he won't last long.

Maybe tell your children to do a suicide bombing on the muslims

Because God does not allow suicide.

I'm just asking the question of why to wait untill god tells you to, if you already know what to do. Send your kids on killing missions against the non-christians.

God is a nice guy, he didn't ask me to do this.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: How Should I Prepare to Sacrifice My Child?

An interesting question, all the more so as one thing to bear in mind is why the sacrifice is necessary.

God covers the majority of circumstances for human sacrifice:

• The Random Request (as you described)
• The Rashly Given Promise; Jephthah and his daughter Judges:11:29-40
• Eating them Deu:28:53-57

A Random Request

I suggest here that you simply accept the Word of The Lord – just do it. It will certainly ensure you of a mention in any further textual Revelation of the Lord and, on earth, few will forget your faith.

The Rashly Given Promise

Here you will recall, Jephtah does actually sacrifice his daughter. Many agree that the Lord moderated Jephtah’s entire life to ensure that it was a female child he sacrificed rather than a son. That aside, it must be done with deep regret.

Not, I hasten to add for any thoughts of the girl child, but because a promise before the Lord should be well thought out.

(For public reasons, it is best to maintain a sorrowful countenance for a lifetime.)

Eating Wives And Children

We may say here that this is no more unnatural than eating say, unleavened bread or a lamb. This is the ultimate sacrifice of wives and children.

We may say, “They feed the hand that bites them.”

It should be done without hesitation; without regret and without compassion. Your manly strength is required to defeat God’s Enemies. (It is not clear why God doesn’t smite them but, rest assured, there will be an explanation in Heaven.)


I hope this helps

I just wanted to check in and see if anyone wanted to answer the questions I posed in my post earlier in this thread. If not, I will understand.

I'm sorry miss, but if it's about cooking or babies, this isn't the place to ask.

[Bobby MacBob]

Re: How Should I Prepare to Sacrifice My Child?

If God is omniscient and omnipotent, why did he need to test Abraham? (Or Job? Or ANYONE for that matter?) He should already know what they would do without torturing these people! he would have known it from the instant he considered creating the universe, in fact.

Your own scripture shows that your "God" doesn't even KNOW that Abraham fears God until Abraham is about to murder his own son:

OK 2 things:

He asked Abraham to do so so people in the future could learn by example because if God had just looked inside his heart people in the future wouldn't learn as much about following god I THINK.

Also stop blaspheming god you atheist!

YIC

Bobby

[Dutch Girl]

Re: How Should I Prepare to Sacrifice My Child?

Also stop blaspheming god you atheist!

For a Christian you sure forget to capitalize God a lot.

[Faith_Machine]

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Hello Dutch Girl, may I say what a pleasure it is to see you again? I surely would love to see you become a True Christian, yes I would.

Perhaps I can help you with that...

[demosfen]

Re: How Should I Prepare to Sacrifice My Child?

nobody in the Bible ever sacrificed a child to God. God even has a provision for the firstborn of men to be redeemed with animal sacrifice. If you are worried about God demanding the life of your child you need to pay a little more attention to the word, it's purely a reading comprehension issue