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  • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

    Originally posted by Isabella White View Post
    And, Donald Rumsfeld is now on the Train. I thought this day would never come, but at the age of 88, I knew he couldn't keep moving for much longer!



    I can't say I feel the slightest bit sorry to hear of this. After the way Mr. Rumsfeld so brazenly demanded that our beloved President Donald J. Trump concede the election to sleepy Joe Burden, I'd say that this ticket for the train is only appropriate!

    https://uproxx.com/viral/dick-cheney...-admit-defeat/
    Godly George W. Bush gave Donald Rumsfeld a job to do - wipe out the Taliban. It's now some 20 years later and the Taliban is still in Afghanistan. That Dick Cheney daughter is turning out to be a bad apple as well.
    Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
    brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
    ...and get off my lawn
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    • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

      Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post
      It's now some 20 years later and the Taliban is still in Afghanistan.
      Someone told me carpet nuking wouldn't work because Afghans can see air currents and know where to stand to avoid the fumes. Shortly after, as is often God's way, I was taken up the side of a mountain. Supposedly a pleasure jaunt but unpleasantly cold with considerable wind. As we drove along the winding road, I saw a dramatic change in trees. Great big tall specimens green and majestic alternated with about as opposite as you could get. Perhaps a map would help.


      1 – Entering the windy mountain road.
      2 – Quite nice trees here.
      3 – Stunning tall green & majestic forest.
      4 – Round the bend, horrible wizened things greet our eyes.
      5 – Tall & majestic.
      6 – Horrible wizened.
      7 – Tall & majestic.
      8 – Horrible wizened.
      9, 9, 9 – Tall & majestic.
      10 – Horrible wizened.
      9 – Tall & majestic.
      10 – Horrible wizened.
      9 – Tall & majestic.
      10 – Horrible wizened.
      * End of road, approaching village, snowing.
      The very abrupt changes in vegetation were due to the wind, some spots being permanently sheltered and never getting any rain, others enjoying a high rainfall unlike me. I said it was a mountain road: dirt track would be closer. Some sort of forestry access I guess, “Oh let's put all the windows down and breathe some fresh mountain air!” announced my host whereupon the car filled up with wasps. “Wow!” he said. “If I drive really fast we'll blow them out!” That did actually work but our pleasure ride became more like a roller coaster with dirt and gravel flying around and the higher we got the more dismal it became until at the end [the last 10 and *] we came swooping down into the village right as the blizzard struck. Fortunately we did not sit outside eating Devonshire cream teas as planned.

      Of course Devonshire teas are not paramount in the minds of Taliban goons but observation of flora, together with local knowledge, would indeed shelter them from nukes. I was very surprised how abruptly the rain shadow stopped & started. Similar to when a mountain casts a shadow in the sun: either you're in the shadow or not. And it's the same with the wind. Of course by nuking in both directions or a criss-crossed pattern, that would have been overcome so I can only assume there was another reason for not doing so.

      Originally posted by Bruhman73638 View Post
      Jody and Rusty, may their souls etc.
      The last three metalheads boarding the train were DUSTY, MIKE and JOEY. Who are Jody and Rusty? Please try to stay on topic.

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      • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

        Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
        Someone told me carpet nuking wouldn't work because Afghans can see air currents and know where to stand to avoid the fumes. Shortly after, as is often God's way, I was taken up the side of a mountain. Supposedly a pleasure jaunt but unpleasantly cold with considerable wind. As we drove along the winding road, I saw a dramatic change in trees. Great big tall specimens green and majestic alternated with about as opposite as you could get. Perhaps a map would help.


        1 – Entering the windy mountain road.
        2 – Quite nice trees here.
        3 – Stunning tall green & majestic forest.
        4 – Round the bend, horrible wizened things greet our eyes.
        5 – Tall & majestic.
        6 – Horrible wizened.
        7 – Tall & majestic.
        8 – Horrible wizened.
        9, 9, 9 – Tall & majestic.
        10 – Horrible wizened.
        9 – Tall & majestic.
        10 – Horrible wizened.
        9 – Tall & majestic.
        10 – Horrible wizened.
        * End of road, approaching village, snowing.
        The very abrupt changes in vegetation were due to the wind, some spots being permanently sheltered and never getting any rain, others enjoying a high rainfall unlike me. I said it was a mountain road: dirt track would be closer. Some sort of forestry access I guess, “Oh let's put all the windows down and breathe some fresh mountain air!” announced my host whereupon the car filled up with wasps. “Wow!” he said. “If I drive really fast we'll blow them out!” That did actually work but our pleasure ride became more like a roller coaster with dirt and gravel flying around and the higher we got the more dismal it became until at the end [the last 10 and *] we came swooping down into the village right as the blizzard struck. Fortunately we did not sit outside eating Devonshire cream teas as planned.

        Of course Devonshire teas are not paramount in the minds of Taliban goons but observation of flora, together with local knowledge, would indeed shelter them from nukes. I was very surprised how abruptly the rain shadow stopped & started. Similar to when a mountain casts a shadow in the sun: either you're in the shadow or not. And it's the same with the wind. Of course by nuking in both directions or a criss-crossed pattern, that would have been overcome so I can only assume there was another reason for not doing so.

        The last three metalheads boarding the train were DUSTY, MIKE and JOEY. Who are Jody and Rusty? Please try to stay on topic.
        Sorry, I got their names confused

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        • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

          Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
          I never listen to the metal. "They" say they always go in threes. Who is They? Satan. And he's getting three nice ones this week!

          METAL CHURCH (never heard of them, bound to be dreadful)
          SLIPKNOT This cacophonous racket has actually been posted somewhere: atrocious, as you'd expect with a name like that.
          Glatians 3:13c . . it is written, Cursed is every one that hangeth on a tree
          and no prizes for guessing what "slipknot" means

          Mike Howe and Joey Jordison respectively. Just so we'll know the harmonies available in Hell I've looked up two examples; in reverse order:
          SLIPKNOT (no way of knowing who's who)METAL CHURCH (the deceased is singing)

          .DO NOT WATCH.
          FOR PARENTAL INFORMATION ONLY
          .FAINTING HAZARD PASTOR REQUIRED.
          MAKE SURE HE'S STANDING BEHIND YOU
          Two more people joining hell. Amazing we got rid of them. Praise God!
          Ecclesiastes 5:3b "A fool's voice is known by multitude of words."

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          • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

            Mark 3:28-29Matthew 12:32Luke 12:10


            People say it's just a lifestyle option, like wearing Milanese styles instead of Irish tweed.

            But it's not.


            Satan is inducting 3 goths today and although it's questioned how we know this, after all music is just a taste like whether your new coat has pompoms, we can still read the lyrics. First up it's The Tops (Dusty Hill) whom we can picture answering God.
            James 4:7b Resist the devil, and he will flee from you.

            Lean down with your hot spot
            Hit you with the blue voodoo¹

            I'm hearing voices in my head - Can't tell you what they're saying
            I feel the devil's jaws - Got me in his claws²

            Can't keep my nose clean livin' in sin alright³
            Are those words celebrating Jesus? No. They are words of outright defiance. In order to do voodoo it's essential to reject God, deny Christ and declare the Holy Ghost a liar. Only then can voodoo work leading to phase two: voices. Having spurned Christ's protection, these are the voices of demons leading to a life of unmitigated evil. It's right there in the lyrics.


            Following on, it's The Slipknots (Joey Jordison) with little need for imagination; fortunately this freak-show cooked theirs years ago so they won't miss it.
            Philippians 4:8 Whatsoever things are true, whatsoever things are honest, whatsoever things are just, whatsoever things are pure, whatsoever things are lovely, whatsoever things are of good report; if there be any virtue, and if there be any praise, think on these things.

            Salivate litigate liberate madness sadness
            |EXPLETIVE DELETED| this - How long have I had this? - I don't need this
            Outta my business - Insert engage betrayed my God Fraud - Liberate my madness⁴

            Oh, my God - I won't give another soul to you - I won't give another life to you
            I won't give another thought to you - I won't give anymore of my hope to you⁵

            So step inside, step inside - See the Devil in I - See the Devil in I⁶

            Charming. Outright explicit projectile vomit over everything leading anyone to Heaven. But is it art?


            Leaving that aside brings us to The Metal Churches (Mike Howe) where the band name alone is enough regardless of its personnel. The metal ethos permeates all.
            Zephaniah 3:8 Wait ye upon me, saith the LORD, until the day that I rise up to the prey: for my determination is to gather the nations, that I may assemble the kingdoms, to pour upon them mine indignation, even all my fierce anger: for all the earth shall be devoured with the fire of my jealousy.

            When you look at yourself you can see a bewildering soul
            A shell of a once stable man who's lost all control
            You've journeyed so long now you've sealed all your plans
            But when you look at your reflection you try to understand
            In the mirror of lies⁷


            In each case the thrust of artistic effort is projected against God. But more than that, after all, Paul was pretty anti-God at one stage. Simply killing Christians is one thing, Christians go to Heaven, whereas this stuff is designed to suck out souls giving nothing in return. Satan knows his property well but is avaricious, always wanting more. Debraining used to be possible but is frowned on nowadays so he's switched tack. First get them blaspheming. Next he's got their souls. Thirdly, the good bit from his perspective, make them write your lyrics but WHOOOOOPS SATAN!! You've shown your hand!!! The Bible tells us there is no remedy. These wretches are doomed. When people ask, how do we know? Here's the answer: read the lyrics. No sane person would wanna hear the music!




            1. Fuzzbox Voodoo
            2. Threshold of a Breakdown
            3. Thug
            4. Liberate
            5. The Opium of the People
            6. The Devil in I
            7. Mirror of Lies

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            • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

              Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
              Mark 3:28-29Matthew 12:32Luke 12:10


              People say it's just a lifestyle option, like wearing Milanese styles instead of Irish tweed.

              But it's not.

              Woman two is a redhead. Another satanic devil. I don't see much difference between Milanese and Irish.
              Ecclesiastes 5:3b "A fool's voice is known by multitude of words."

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              • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                And another one of Satan's DJ's entered the gates of hell. A man called Paul Johnson. Ironically, he had produced a song called "Get Get Down".
                Ecclesiastes 5:3b "A fool's voice is known by multitude of words."

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                • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                  Originally posted by Diesel Stanford View Post
                  And another one of Satan's DJ's entered the gates of hell. A man called Paul Johnson.
                  Well, this was of some concern to me, dear, as one of our senior District Judges - a very fine man - is called Paul Johnson. But a quick call to his wife confirms that he is just fine.


                  Please try to be less ambiguous in future. For a moment there, I was almost distressed.
                  Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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                  • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                    Originally posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey View Post
                    Well, this was of some concern to me, dear, as one of our senior District Judges - a very fine man - is called Paul Johnson. But a quick call to his wife confirms that he is just fine.
                    THIS Paul yes. I think it was blasphemous of this DJ to be named after a senior District Judge from Iowa.
                    Ecclesiastes 5:3b "A fool's voice is known by multitude of words."

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                    • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                      Originally posted by Diesel Stanford View Post
                      a song
                      I'm not sure whether two notes constitutes a song

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                      • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                        Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                        I'm not sure whether two notes constitutes a song
                        Unfortunately, it seems like endless repetition of two notes does pass for "music" these days - "songs" of the "genre" that my late mother (condemned to the deepest pits of Hell for her wicked beliefs) used to call the "woop-woop music" - reduced not just to two notes, but also to a monotonous beat with no subtleties.
                        God created fossils to test our faith.

                        * * *

                        My favorite LBC sermons:
                        True Christians are Perfect!
                        True Christian™ Love.
                        Salvation™ made Easy!
                        You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                        Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                        Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                        Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                        Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                        The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                        Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                        God HATES Rational Thinking!
                        True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                        • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                          I know. Even a single note could be syncopated by whatever computer program is generating it rhythm-wise. But then you'd have to write your own program. Even Mozart, although a catholic and a freemason, managed to do that.

                          single note syncopation
                          I will not be posting this dreadful song, even worse than Mozart
                          but from 3 minutes for 40 seconds or so an example is available
                          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vkfpi2H8tOE&t=180

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                          • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                            Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
                            Choo-Chug-a-lugga

                            Add Another Passenger (Caution: WIDE LOAD)

                            Dances with Joy
                            Ah, so we're making fun of people's weight now. To such depths have we sunk.
                            Life is a cage, death is the key, all your drugs are belong to me.

                            ... so then I can sell them to braindead lunatics, to get money, to buy guns, to spread capitalism.

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                            • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                              Originally posted by Blanche_Locke View Post
                              Ah, so we're making fun of people's weight now..
                              Your Biblical ignorance is getting tiresome.


                              Proverbs 23:2 "And put a knife to thy throat, if thou be a man given to appetite."

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                              • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                Originally posted by Blanche_Locke View Post
                                Ah, so we're making fun of people's weight now.
                                That would be for some value of "now" which = "13 years ago", would it?
                                Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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