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  • Free Market Fred
    The Prophet of Profit, Now Giving Financial Advice to Jesus in Heaven
    True Christian™
    • Dec 2009
    • 803

    #31
    Re: Fox News Signs Sarah Palin

    Sister Sarah made her Fox News debut on Glenn Beck's show. I think we can safely assume that the two of them will run together in 2012, though I'm not yet sure who will be president and who will be vice-president. Perhaps they will take turns:



    I called up Sarah today to congratulate her, and she agreed to graciously promote two books that we published a few years ago and are currently sitting in our warehouse (thousands of unsold copies just waiting for you!).



    Dow 40,000: Strategies for Profiting From the Greatest Bull Market in History



    Why the Real Estate Boom Will Not Bust - And How You Can Profit From It

    Both books are excellent, though they were published a little ahead of their time. I hope you LBC people will order your copies today - they are sure to sell like hotcakes, and you don't want to be caught short when they're all gone!

    And we have other products that Sarah will be promoting for us in the near future.

    She will make a great president, just like George W Bush. Something to look forward to!

    Praise Jesus!
    Brother Fred
    Praise Jesus!
    Brother Fred
    CEO, The Uranus Corporation
    Put your faith in Uranus!

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    • James Dewitt
      #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
      • Jan 2010
      • 6267

      #32
      Re: Fox News Signs Sarah Palin

      I sat in on todays Glen Beck show to see Sister Sarah. I have a warm and tingly feeling all over. She will whip Obamamama in 2012 YEA Sister Sarah. I can hardlt wait to change the laws of this Nation to that of the Bible, KJV1611 of course



      SHE IS AWESOME

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      • Gabriel Reproba
        Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
        The Most Honest Lawyer in America
        True Christian™
        • Nov 2009
        • 2479

        #33
        Re: Fox News Signs Sarah Palin

        The numbers are in and Sarah is A HIT!!!

        From the Bluffington Post story:

        Sarah Palin's debut was a ratings hit for Fox News.
        Palin's first appearance as an on-air analyst with the network, on Tuesday night's "O'Reilly Factor," drew 3.954 million total viewers — more than everything else on cable news in the 8PM hour combined. CNN's "Campbell Brown" placed second with 999,000 total viewers, MSNBC's "Countdown with Keith Olbermann" placed third with 906,000 total viewers, and HLN's "Nancy Grace" placed fourth with 704,000. It was also enough to beat ABC's primetime programs from 8:30-11:00.


        Palin's analyst debut on "O'Reilly" drew more than her appearance on the "Factor" to promote her book in November, which averaged 3.868 million total viewers.
        Palin's debut analyst appearance also drew 993,000 A25-54 viewers.


        Fox News' EVP for programming Bill Shine predicted that Palin would be a ratings magnet.


        "Along the way, we'll talk to her and have conversations and I'm sure everything will be fine," Shine said about worries that Palin would make false assertions while on Fox News air. "In the end, that's probably going to help us in that that's what people will want to watch."
        Yours In Christ,

        Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

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        • WilliamJenningsBryan
          True Christian™
           
          • Jan 2007
          • 9384

          #34
          Re: Fox News Signs Sarah Palin

          Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
          I sat in on todays Glen Beck show to see Sister Sarah. I have a warm and tingly feeling all over. She will whip Obamamama in 2012 YEA Sister Sarah. I can hardlt wait to change the laws of this Nation to that of the Bible, KJV1611 of course



          SHE IS AWESOME

          I get a thrill up my leg every time I hear Sister Palin speak.
          Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
          brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
          ...and get off my lawn
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          • Alsnoy
            Unsaved trash, Foreign hatemonger
            • Jan 2010
            • 44

            #35
            Re: Fox News Signs Sarah Palin

            your tirth leg?


            should you people think she has to take care of her hussband instead of doing politics or tv shows

            see signature for bible quote
            Genesis3:22 Then the LORD God said, "Look, the human beings have become like us, knowing both good and evil. What if they reach out, take fruit from the tree of life, and eat it? Then they will live forever!"
            Timothy2:12 I permit no woman to teach or to have authority over a man; she is to keep silent.

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            • Bobby-Joe
              Landover Security Superviser
              Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
              NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 18405

              #36
              Re: Fox News Signs Sarah Palin

              Originally posted by Alsnoy View Post
              your tirth leg?


              should you people think she has to take care of her hussband instead of doing politics or tv shows

              see signature for bible quote
              Friend,

              It is clear that much like GW Bush Jesus Christ Himself has pick this common person to rise up and lead this country. That is the only logical explanation for the popularity of such a mediocre politician. Jesus is talking threw Palin (speech writers) when Palin talks.

              Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

              Hot Must ReadThreads!


              Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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              • James Dewitt
                #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                • Jan 2010
                • 6267

                #37
                Re: Fox News Signs Sarah Palin

                Originally posted by Alsnoy View Post
                your tirth leg?


                should you people think she has to take care of her hussband instead of doing politics or tv shows

                see signature for bible quote


                In most cases I would agree, her place should be in the home. Sister Sarah has the ability to do both, homemaker/wife and outstanding politician. Hopefully she will be elected with Brother Huckabee in 2012, and return this Nation to what it once was, a country of Christians governed by Christians and its laws based once again on the KJV 1611 Bible.

                Praise Jesus.

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                • LOLatheismFTW
                  Unsaved trash
                  Under Investigation
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 1

                  #38
                  Re: Fox News Signs Sarah Palin

                  Now all they need is Rush Limbaugh

                  Praise Allah!

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                  • Alsnoy
                    Unsaved trash, Foreign hatemonger
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 44

                    #39
                    Re: Fox News Signs Sarah Palin

                    http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showt...t=23195&page=5


                    I hate all women because the bible tells me so
                    Genesis3:22 Then the LORD God said, "Look, the human beings have become like us, knowing both good and evil. What if they reach out, take fruit from the tree of life, and eat it? Then they will live forever!"
                    Timothy2:12 I permit no woman to teach or to have authority over a man; she is to keep silent.

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                    • Ezekiel Bathfire
                      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                      Christ's Rottweiler
                       
                      • Jan 2008
                      • 22880

                      #40
                      Re: Fox News Signs Sarah Palin

                      Dear Mr Portnoy,

                      I hope your complaint is better. In the meantime, be aware that a husband alone is spiritually responsible for his wife's actions. If you have any complaints about the way Mr Palin handles his wife, please address them to him, for it is he would will answer to God on Judgment Day.

                      In the meantime, please sit back and enjoy the ride with Sarah to the White House 2012.
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                      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                      Author of such illuminating essays as,
                      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                      • Alsnoy
                        Unsaved trash, Foreign hatemonger
                        • Jan 2010
                        • 44

                        #41
                        Re: Fox News Signs Sarah Palin

                        you really think somebody who says men and dinosaurs lived together is going to be president.
                        keep dreaming, I hope you aren't going to disillusioned.

                        how is her daugther doing btw
                        Genesis3:22 Then the LORD God said, "Look, the human beings have become like us, knowing both good and evil. What if they reach out, take fruit from the tree of life, and eat it? Then they will live forever!"
                        Timothy2:12 I permit no woman to teach or to have authority over a man; she is to keep silent.

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                        • TC Patriot
                          AMERICA - LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT!!!
                          True Christian™
                          • Oct 2008
                          • 1060

                          #42
                          Re: Fox News Signs Sarah Palin

                          Originally posted by Alsnoy View Post
                          you really think somebody who says men and dinosaurs lived together is going to be president.
                          keep dreaming, I hope you aren't going to disillusioned.

                          how is her daugther doing btw
                          Men and dinosaurs most certainly lived together and Sarah has seen the proof. The Creation Science Center at Landover University has irrefutable proof.

                          Maybe you evolved from pond scum but I was created by God.

                          Anyway, just when you thought Fox News could not be anymore fair and balanced it is now even more fair and balanced. With Sarah's keen intellect even more facts will be left out and I won't have to waste time "deciding for myself." Who has time for that Lib garbage?

                          Jesus loves Dick



                          Cheney/Palin 2012

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                          • Alsnoy
                            Unsaved trash, Foreign hatemonger
                            • Jan 2010
                            • 44

                            #43
                            Re: Fox News Signs Sarah Palin

                            why aren't you getting your sis get rapped by 8 guys?

                            that sounds wrongs, doesn't it?


                            small question for the creationist way aren't there still dinosaurs?
                            Genesis3:22 Then the LORD God said, "Look, the human beings have become like us, knowing both good and evil. What if they reach out, take fruit from the tree of life, and eat it? Then they will live forever!"
                            Timothy2:12 I permit no woman to teach or to have authority over a man; she is to keep silent.

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                            • Cranky Old Man
                              Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                              You kids get off his lawn!
                               
                              • Jan 2010
                              • 22369

                              #44
                              Re: Fox News Signs Sarah Palin

                              Originally posted by Alsnoy View Post
                              small question for the creationist way aren't there still dinosaurs?
                              They didn't fit in Noah's ark. Genesis 6-9.
                              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                              • Mervyn Kohl Duggar
                                Forum Member
                                Forum Member
                                • Jan 2010
                                • 15

                                #45
                                Re: Fox News Signs Sarah Palin

                                I for one, think that is a more suitable job for Mrs. Palin. Being that she is a woman, she has no business being in a leadership role. I'm sure that her commentary on Fox will be valuable to some, I however, won't be watching (who wants to hear a woman's opinion anyway?).But she will be fine for our Godly women, as an alternative to that negress Oprah Winfrey.

                                But our women should be warned not to pay attention to Mrs. Palin in regards to family matters, as she has proven herself to be a failure at motherhood not once, but TWICE! First with her vile harlot daughter Bristol, then later when she spewed out that soulless waterheaded mongoloid out of her body .

                                Don't get me wrong, I think that Sarah Palin is a decent Christian with her heart in the right place, but as a mother she needs to have her lady parts scooped out with a rusty ladle.

                                God Bless You,
                                Mervyn Kohl Duggar

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