Stop homogenize milk!

[lukasekman]

Drinking plenty of milk is what grow strong bones. Anorexics and vegans break their fragile bones all the time because they have deficits of calcium and protein. I did once accidentally break the ribs of an anorexic.

But an evil conspiracy of FDA, UN, endocrinologists, Apple and the rest of the gay lobby have made a master plan to turn all of us gay. By forcing the milk to go through a sinister process known as homogenizing, the once Godly milk is silently decomposed into white slime.

I demand an immediate ban of homogenization.

Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
Leviticus 18:22

[EmmaLee]

Re: Stop homogenize milk!

Meh, I'm one of the "fragile" vegans. I'm not concerned with the government trying to turn me gay.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Stop homogenize milk!

Milk is for girls and gays. True Chrisitan™ men drink strong whiskey or strong coffee.

1 Corinthians 3:2 "I have fed you with milk, and not with meat: for hitherto ye were not able to bear it, neither yet now are ye able."

[ChristKev]

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I've been a proponent of dehomogenization for years. Ever since my good friend and bowling league partner had one of his sons turn into a gay after drinking homo milk.

In fact, why should we stop at simply homogenization?! We need to ban all these "skim" milk atrocities. Skim sounds like something one of the gays would do to your children! Those string cheeses look awfully vulgar as well.

Goodness, the entire dairy group is starting to look suspect. It may be time to investigate further.

[Little Donkey]

Re: Stop homogenize milk!

Praying to Jesus makes you strong. I don't believe in any so-called "theory" about calcium or any of that nonsense. Pray hard, live long. It's that simple. Leave it to the hippies and freaks to dream up nonsense theories I know what's right.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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Meh, I'm one of the "fragile" vegans. I'm not concerned with the government trying to turn me gay.

You will be when the feminazi bulldykes have you by the hair and force you into perverse lesbean practices

They will cut off your hair, force you to strip and wear dungarees and ride motor cycles until your self lothing and inward directed hatred erupts in a 'spatula sisters' minge molesting monstrosity!

You people make me sick to my stomach!

Think on!

All the best

[lukasekman]

Re: Stop homogenize milk!

Milk is for girls and gays. True Christian™ men drink strong whiskey or strong coffee.

1 Corinthians 3:2 "I have fed you with milk, and not with meat: for hitherto ye were not able to bear it, neither yet now are ye able."

You're right, milk is not necessary for grown-up men at all, although I get a little thanks to my wife's great skills in bakery. My drinking consists mostly of beer, whiskey and strong coffee.

As soon we heard about homogenization, we are buying 100% of our family milk consumption from a local farmer, who refudiate homogenization.

Homogenization is like iTunes, secular elitists making us gay and stupid by brainwashing us into thinking that what just worked before is suddenly bad. Like raw milk and file management. They claim they know better than us what we want.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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This is not a myth, people. I've seen it with my own True Christian™ eyes!

[hellfire Republican]

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drinking homo milk does sound suspicious. Maybe we should ban Richard Simmons from owning any dairy farms. You never know about those dairy farmers. What kind of word is dairy anyway? all I know is that it's a british word.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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This is not a myth, people. I've seen it with my own True Christian™ eyes!

You will note there is no picture of a cow on that carton. I dread to think where it comes from.

[lukasekman]

Re: Stop homogenize milk!

You will note there is no picture of a cow on that carton. I dread to think where it comes from.

I'm afraid it can be the same factories that produce other white slimes and fluids, including insulin, white paint and skin moisturizers. Both insulin and skin moisturizers are highly addictive. Using anything else than soap bars to clean your skin makes it vulnerable, and you will need more expensive and luxury white slime to make your skin not dry out.

[Titus Templeton]

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I always thought that homogenizided milk is from gay cows.

[Alphonse Alban]

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We have to realize that there is a double assault against Jesus in homogenized milk.
I am 100% sure that lieberals are putting something in milk that will turn you into gay, but you have look deeper in the wording here. Homo and genized.

They are trying to teach children, alongside turning them gaysexual, that being gaysexual is NOT a deathstyle choice! They are implying that some gene makes you gay. Of course even the whole gene thing is ridiculous, but weak minded people without the reason and protection of full armour of God, does not see these thing so clearly as we do.

We need not only work for banning homogenized milk, but we also must ban the word homogenized as it is clearly lieberal evilutional propaganda by some depraved demoncrats.