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  • Titus Templeton
    Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
    Jesus macht frei
    True Christian™
    • Aug 2010
    • 5912

    #1

    [Community Effort]Open letter to Donald Trump.

    Please let us write an open letter to future President Trump.
    Everyone is allowed to write one sentence. Why we do this? Because if every True Christian(tm) puts in his work effort we will have a glorious power of faith in letter form.
    So let us begin:

    Dear Mr. Trump,

    our True Christian(tm) community wants to start this letter by thanking you for everything that you have done for this country.
    -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
    -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
    -Holocaust Jokes
    -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
    -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
    -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
    -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
    -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!
  • Roland
    Obese Swedish Meatball
    Delusional Forum Member
    • May 2014
    • 2193

    #2
    Re: [Community Effort]Open letter to Donald Trump.

    Originally posted by Titus Templeton View Post
    Dear Mr. Trump,

    our True Christian™ community wants to start this letter by thanking you for everything that you have done for this country. The wealth you have created is so immense that it makes the actions of previous presidents seem like a dust bunny: It is there but not positive.
    Glad to help.
    Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

    Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

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    • Ph0enix808
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Sep 2015
      • 140

      #3
      Re: [Community Effort]Open letter to Donald Trump.

      WE love you Donald! Make America great and GODLY again!
      Proverbs 15:26 - The thoughts of the wicked [are] an abomination to the LORD: but [the words] of the pure [are] pleasant words

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      • Basilissa
        South of the Border outreach program
        True Christian™
         
        • Mar 2013
        • 12997

        #4
        Re: [Community Effort]Open letter to Donald Trump.

        Mr. Trump, we want to thank you for the fact, that seeing you or hearing about on the news is always a happy moment that makes our day brighter, no matter how sad the other news are.

        God created fossils to test our faith.

        * * *

        My favorite LBC sermons:
        True Christians are Perfect!
        True Christian™ Love.
        Salvation™ made Easy!
        You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
        Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
        Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
        Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
        Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
        The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
        Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
        God HATES Rational Thinking!
        True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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        • Johny Joe Hold
          Mayor of Freehold
           
          • Feb 2010
          • 13103

          #5
          Re: [Community Effort]Open letter to Donald Trump.

          President Trump, just a reminder to mention Jesus more often.
          Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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          • Jim Farmer
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2014
            • 2293

            #6
            Re: [Community Effort]Open letter to Donald Trump.

            Dear Donald, don't worry that it seems that the rest of the world is laughing at you and refusing to do business with you - they're not really laughing; they're just insanely jealous.
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            • Grandma
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Dec 2015
              • 73

              #7
              Re: [Community Effort]Open letter to Donald Trump.

              Future President Trump, thank you for standing up to the liebral PC Hamite-lovers. The Godly city of Landover will ensure that Iowa swings Republican this year when you win the nomination.
              Proverbs 3:5
              Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding.

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              • Roland
                Obese Swedish Meatball
                Delusional Forum Member
                • May 2014
                • 2193

                #8
                Re: [Community Effort]Open letter to Donald Trump.

                Originally posted by Grandma View Post
                Future President Trump, thank you for standing up to the liebral PC Hamite-lovers. The Godly city of Landover will ensure that Iowa swings Republican this year when you win the nomination.
                Grandma, Old wench,

                Did you even bother to read the message of Mr. Templeton? Please be so kind to do so and add to his letter instead of spouting your nonsense. Adding to the letter is what this thread is about.

                Kind regards,

                Roland
                Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

                Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

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                • Jim Farmer
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2014
                  • 2293

                  #9
                  Re: [Community Effort]Open letter to Donald Trump.

                  Roland, you leave Grandma alone, you nasty little critter, whatever you are. Grandma at least has a chance of sitting next to Jesus and Donald. You have no hope.
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                  • Grandma
                    Forum Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Dec 2015
                    • 73

                    #10
                    Re: [Community Effort]Open letter to Donald Trump.

                    Originally posted by Roland View Post
                    Grandma, Old wench,

                    Did you even bother to read the message of Mr. Templeton? Please be so kind to do so and add to his letter instead of spouting your nonsense. Adding to the letter is what this thread is about.

                    Kind regards,

                    Roland
                    In this Godly church we respect our elders. Can you say the same about your liebral church (or lack thereof)?
                    Proverbs 3:5
                    Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding.

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                    • Bjorn Jensen
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Apr 2012
                      • 2357

                      #11
                      Re: [Community Effort]Open letter to Donald Trump.

                      Pledge to pardon national heroes Robert Dear and Ammon Bundy once you become President.

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                      • Johny Joe Hold
                        Mayor of Freehold
                         
                        • Feb 2010
                        • 13103

                        #12
                        Re: [Community Effort]Open letter to Donald Trump.

                        Please don't attend any homer weddings.
                        Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                        • Nobar King
                          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                          Christ's Guardian
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2007
                          • 23748

                          #13
                          Build the wall, already!

                          Dear Mr. Donald Trump,

                          Anytime you want to start building the wall, we're ready.
                          Sincerely,
                          Mr. Nobar King
                          Last edited by Nobar King; 02-01-2016, 10:04 PM. Reason: Build the wall, already!
                          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                          • Dr. Anthony J. Toole
                            An old soul
                            True Christian™
                            • Aug 2013
                            • 5100

                            #14
                            Re: [Community Effort]Open letter to Donald Trump.

                            The thought of having you address our nation after the next 20fer school shooting leaves me trembling with pride.
                            If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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                            • Dr. Anthony J. Toole
                              An old soul
                              True Christian™
                              • Aug 2013
                              • 5100

                              #15
                              Re: [Community Effort]Open letter to Donald Trump.

                              (Did you send the letter yet Titus? I can't wait to read Mr. Trump's reply)
                              If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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