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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78551
    #1336
    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by apple9 View Post
    Christianity is made illegal.
    Islam is made mandatory.


    Nancy Peloski makes a porn video.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Brother Enoch
        The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2008
        • 4392
        #1337
        Re: The "make it worse" game

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        Islam is made mandatory.


        Nancy Peloski makes a porn video.
        Nancy Pelosi makes a porn video with Hillary Clinton! :sick:

        4 Jehovah's Witlesses save your life by pulling you out of a car wreck.

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          • Lola Handcock
            Forum Member
            • Oct 2009
            • 739
            #1338
            Re: The "make it worse" game

            Originally posted by Brother Avatar View Post
            4 Jehovah's Witlesses save your life by pulling you out of a car wreck.
            and for the rest of your life their missionaries come to your home every day


            Next Mitt Romney is elected President and passes....

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              • Levi Jones
                Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                 
                • Jul 2009
                • 13930
                #1339
                Re: The "make it worse" game

                Originally posted by Lola Handcock View Post
                Next Mitt Romney is elected President and passes....
                Mitt Romney is elected President and doesn't die from The LORD catching his magical underpants on fire.

                A remake of the sitcom The Golden Girls.
                Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78551
                    #1340
                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                    Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                    A remake of the sitcom The Golden Girls.
                    With an all-fag cast.

                    Next: Radical homers riot and burn the State of Maine to the ground in retaliation for losing their special rights to be married.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Brother Enoch
                        The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                        True Christian™
                        • Jun 2008
                        • 4392
                        #1341
                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        With an all-fag cast.

                        Next: Radical homers riot and burn the State of Maine to the ground in retaliation for losing their special rights to be married.
                        George Bush quells the rioting by publicly proposing to his longtime love Dick Cheney. Cheney accepts by shooting Laura in the face!

                        A massive earthquake shakes California.

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                          • Lola Handcock
                            Forum Member
                            • Oct 2009
                            • 739
                            #1342
                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                            Originally posted by Brother Avatar View Post
                            A massive earthquake shakes California.
                            and It breaks free of the US and a new nation is created called Homer land

                            next

                            Canada becomes jealous of the new nation....

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                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 78551
                                #1343
                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                Originally posted by Brother Avatar View Post
                                A massive earthquake shakes California.
                                ...and takes Iowa with it!


                                Next: A house servant mammy who "accidentaly" washed my whites with my coloreds and turned all my manly undergarments PINK!
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                  • Rev. Jim Osborne
                                    True Christian™ Televangelist
                                    Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                                    On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Jun 2009
                                    • 8622
                                    #1344
                                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                                    Wetback maids who steal money, small electronics, and fine silverware.

                                    Next: Having to listen to some nutcase "Truther" that says our Godly George W. Bush did 9/11.

                                    Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                         
                                        • Sep 2006
                                        • 78551
                                        #1345
                                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                                        Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                                        Next: Having to listen to some nutcase "Truther" that says our Godly George W. Bush did 9/11.
                                        Having to listen to radical atheists complain about Godly George W. Bush's father who widely stated, "Non-believers can't be considered citizens or patriots...this is one nation under God."


                                        Next: Listening to women gossiping in Church.
                                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                          • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                                            Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                                            One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                                            Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                                            True Christian™
                                            • Dec 2006
                                            • 12414
                                            #1346
                                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                            Next: Listening to women gossiping in Church.
                                            Having to kick Ladies of Landover out of the organization for not being quiet in church as commanded by God!

                                            Next: The state of Washington failing to do their part to defend families and marriage.
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                                            1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                                            Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

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                                              • Meek and Humble
                                                Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                                                Biblical Black Belt
                                                Jr. Pastor
                                                True Christian™
                                                • Dec 2008
                                                • 6197
                                                #1347
                                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                The state of Maine is overrun by Washingtonians and the gay marriage ban is revoked!

                                                Next: Kim Jong-Il

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                                                  • Rev. M. Rodimer
                                                    Honorary True Christian™
                                                    Forum Member
                                                    • May 2008
                                                    • 13996
                                                    #1348
                                                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                    Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                                                    The state of Maine is overrun by Washingtonians and the gay marriage ban is revoked!

                                                    Next: Kim Jong-Il
                                                    Kim Jong-Well!

                                                    North Korea becomes a Muslim nation and joins forces with Iran, forming a Axis of Evil!
                                                    Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                                    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                                    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                                                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                         
                                                        • Sep 2006
                                                        • 78551
                                                        #1349
                                                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                        Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                                                        North Korea becomes a Muslim nation and joins forces with Iran, forming a Axis of Evil!
                                                        Obama surrenders to the Axis of Evil, and America is forced to bow down to Mekka!


                                                        Next: Queer Mudslim terrorists infiltrate the U.S. Government and shoot Republicans!
                                                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                          • Larry Lee
                                                            Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
                                                            True Christian™ Theologian
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            • Sep 2006
                                                            • 4464
                                                            #1350
                                                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                            Next: Queer Mudslim terrorists infiltrate the U.S. Government and shoot Republicans!
                                                            ...and butcher their flesh into USDA Prime cuts!

                                                            Next: Obama announces he's a steak and potatoes man
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                                                            I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

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