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  • Glendora Christianson
    Spiritual Mother of LBC
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 2329

    #976
    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Rosie O'Donnell singing karaoke on Ellen.

    Rosie O'Donnell shooting Ping Pong balls.
    Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78552

      #977
      Re: The "make it worse" game

      Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View Post
      Rosie O'Donnell singing karaoke on Ellen.

      Rosie O'Donnell shooting Ping Pong balls.
      Rosie O'Donnell shooting ping pong balls at Ellen with her cooter.


      Next: Lazy security officers around Freehold (I won't name any names...yet )
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Jimmy C Lombardo
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Mar 2009
        • 218

        #978
        Re: The "make it worse" game

        Lazy gay security officers around Freehold like Sgt. Bluke.

        hangnails.

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        • Nobar King
          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
          Christ's Guardian
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2007
          • 23748

          #979
          Re: The "make it worse" game

          Originally posted by Jimmy C Lombardo View Post
          hangnails.
          Wisdom teeth. Who came up with that name, anyway.

          Leaky roof:
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          • Jimmy C Lombardo
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Mar 2009
            • 218

            #980
            Re: The "make it worse" game

            Leaky roof and plumbing pipes.

            Buck burglars at 2 am.

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78552

              #981
              Re: The "make it worse" game

              Originally posted by Jimmy C Lombardo View Post

              Buck burglars at 2 am.
              Dead buck burglars at 2:01 am.


              Next: "Buy one, get one free" coupons at The Olive Garden!
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • FoundGirlJNB
                Found Sheep
                Forum Member
                • Sep 2009
                • 351

                #982
                Re: The "make it worse" game

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                Dead buck burglars at 2:01 am.


                Next: "Buy one, get one free" coupons at The Olive Garden!
                "Buy one, get one free" coupons at The Olive Garden, in San Francisco!

                Next : Waiting for something that never comes...
                Psalm 1:5 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgement, nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78552

                  #983
                  Re: The "make it worse" game

                  Originally posted by LostGirlNY View Post

                  Next : Waiting for something that never comes...
                  ...And getting blisters in the process...



                  Next: Atheist fools lecturing me on what the Holy Bible says.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

                  Comment

                  • Levi Jones
                    Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                    Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                    Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                     
                    • Jul 2009
                    • 13930

                    #984
                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    Next: Atheist fools lecturing me on what the Holy Bible says.
                    Juggalos lecturing you on what the Holy Bible says.

                    Next: Uppity negro Kanye West.
                    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                    • Larry Lee
                      Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
                      True Christian™ Theologian
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 4464

                      #985
                      Re: The "make it worse" game

                      Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                      Juggalos lecturing you on what the Holy Bible says.

                      Next: Uppity negro Kanye West.
                      Uppity negro Kanye West eating at the Olive Garden.

                      Next: Olive Garden's Culinary Institute in Tuscany
                      sigpic

                      I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78552

                        #986
                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                        Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post

                        Next: Olive Garden's Culinary Institute in Tuscany
                        Olive Garden's waitress training camp in Poland.


                        Next: The Church organist calls in sick on Sunday morning.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

                        Comment

                        • Wide-Open
                          Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                          A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                          Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                          True Christian™
                          • Nov 2007
                          • 18449

                          #987
                          Re: The "make it worse" game

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post

                          Next: The Church organist calls in sick on Sunday morning.
                          The Church organist getting sick all over his organ on Sunday morning.

                          Next: people who sing too loud in Church.
                          Psalm 81:10:
                          I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                          open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78552

                            #988
                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                            Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post

                            Next: people who sing too loud in Church.
                            People who sing too loud in church and constantly sign up for Choir tryouts. Sister VictoryOS, I'm looking at you!

                            Next: Rumors of joo pornographers trying to set up shop in Freehold.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

                            Comment

                            • FoundGirlJNB
                              Found Sheep
                              Forum Member
                              • Sep 2009
                              • 351

                              #989
                              Re: The "make it worse" game

                              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                              People who sing too loud in church and constantly sign up for Choir tryouts. Sister VictoryOS, I'm looking at you!

                              Next: Rumors of joo pornographers trying to set up shop in Freehold.
                              ... and recruiting your children at school!!

                              World War III looming around the corner...
                              Psalm 1:5 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgement, nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.

                              Comment

                              • Johnnyboy
                                True Christian™ fisherman
                                • Jun 2009
                                • 801

                                #990
                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                Originally posted by LostGirlNY View Post
                                ... and recruiting your children at school!!

                                World War III looming around the corner...
                                ....right smack in the middle of football season.

                                Next: Jake Delhomme

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