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  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
    Ladies of Landover Senior VP
    One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
    Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
    True Christian™
    • Dec 2006
    • 12414
    #1456
    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by Petal View Post

    next: a big fat cockroach crawlin up your legs
    A PAPIST crawling up your legs!

    Next: Canuckistanis infiltrating America to play ice hockey.
    Posted via Prayer

    1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
    Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

    Blogging for CHRIST!
    Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
    All a-Twitter for Salvation!
    Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
    On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
    My Ladies of Landover profile!

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      • BelieverInGod
        Fourm Member
        Forum Member
        • Feb 2010
        • 9269
        #1457
        Re: The "make it worse" game

        Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
        A PAPIST crawling up your legs!

        Next: Canuckistanis infiltrating America to play ice hockey.
        Russians infiltrating America to play ice hockey.

        Next: A dog that won't hunt.
        Drama queen

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78552
            #1458
            Re: The "make it worse" game

            Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
            Next: A dog that won't hunt.
            A preacher who won't preach God's Word! I'm looking at YOU Billy Graham!


            Next: A plate of fried French snails for dinner.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Sister Charli
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2010
                • 1590
                #1459
                Re: The "make it worse" game

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                Next: A plate of fried French snails for dinner.
                Getting half way through a dimly lit candlelight dinner before realising your entree is a plate of fried French snails.

                NEXT: Women with short spiky haircuts.
                2 Chronicles 7:14
                14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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                  • iluvdarwin
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    • Jun 2010
                    • 27
                    #1460
                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                    Originally posted by Sister Charli View Post
                    Women with short spiky haircuts.
                    even worse

                    ...down there

                    Next: President Bush coming back for 4 more years...oh wait! There's nothing worse. How about Next: hypocrtical christians

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                      • Billy Bob Jenkins
                        Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                        About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                        Hates anal sex. And trees.
                        True Christian™
                        • May 2010
                        • 8337
                        #1461
                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                        Originally posted by godizluv View Post
                        even worse

                        ...down there

                        Next: President Bush coming back for 4 more years...oh wait! There's nothing worse. How about Next: hypocrtical christians
                        How about a godless atheist homosexual.

                        Next: an AWOL French soldier masturbating while trying to rationalize his desertion.
                        The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                          • Joshua the Godmocker
                            Unsaved trash
                            • Aug 2010
                            • 29
                            #1462
                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                            Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                            How about a godless atheist homosexual.

                            Next: an AWOL French soldier masturbating while trying to rationalize his desertion.
                            an AWOL French soldier masturbating whilst thinking about another man's tallywacker while trying to rationalize his desertion

                            Next: The rise in power of the East, especially the jooish nations.
                            Lev.18:22
                            Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

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                              • Bryan Tamariki
                                Forum Member
                                Forum Member
                                • Aug 2007
                                • 285
                                #1463
                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                Next: The rise in power of the East, especially the jooish nations.

                                The rise in power of the European Union under the Anti-Christ (who is a Joo) !

                                Next: An Australian Prime Minister who forces all Aussie men to wear speedos.
                                Joshua 24:15
                                And if it seem evil unto you to serve the LORD, choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.

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                                  • darkflame
                                    Unsaved trash
                                    • Aug 2010
                                    • 24
                                    #1464
                                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                                    Christians worst thing in the world intolerant bunch of hypocritical retards that know next to nothing about their own religion

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                                      • Mrs. Rogers
                                        compassion personified
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Sep 2006
                                        • 2692
                                        #1465
                                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                                        Originally posted by darkflame View Post
                                        Christians worst thing in the world intolerant bunch of hypocritical retards that know next to nothing about their own religion
                                        You are ruining the game with your poor sportsmanship. Brother Bryan said:

                                        Next: An Australian Prime Minister who forces all Aussie men to wear speedos.
                                        Please make it worse, dear.
                                        True Christians are Perfect!

                                        Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.

                                        Persecution You Have Endured for CHRIST: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger in Christ.

                                        For True Christians™ only: please send me Project Habakkuk updates at gertruderogers@landoverbaptist.net. Thank you.

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                                          • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                                            Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                                            One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                                            Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                                            True Christian™
                                            • Dec 2006
                                            • 12414
                                            #1466
                                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                                            Originally posted by Mrs. Rogers View Post
                                            Please make it worse, dear.
                                            I doubt he will. You know how these atheisn't sodomites are. Poor sports, every single one of them!

                                            I'll do it myself. From Mr. Tamariki...
                                            Next: An Australien president who forces all Australien men to wear Speedos.

                                            An Australien president who then forces those Australien men to be sodomized by abos, while filling the Australien congress and senate with women!

                                            Next: A bulldyke who looks like Justin Bieber whispering in the ear of a young lady.
                                            Posted via Prayer

                                            1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                                            Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                                            Blogging for CHRIST!
                                            Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                                            All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                                            Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                                            On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                                            My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                                              • jennabenna
                                                Unsaved trash, nigra witch lesbian
                                                • May 2010
                                                • 262
                                                #1467
                                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                                                Using the metric system to count the miles as your as being taken against your will to Communist Canada

                                                The Quran
                                                You don't have miles in the metric system retard. And Canada isn't communist.
                                                If you want to post here, you will abide by the rules. Admin

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                                                  • Bryan Tamariki
                                                    Forum Member
                                                    Forum Member
                                                    • Aug 2007
                                                    • 285
                                                    #1468
                                                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                    Next: A bulldyke who looks like Justin Bieber whispering in the ear of a young lady.
                                                    A pervert that calls itself 'Justine', who is actually Justin Bieber after a sex change , whispering in the ear of a young True Christian ™ lady.

                                                    Next: The lies told by Liebrals in attempt to get Our Loyal Troops out of Afghanistan.
                                                    Joshua 24:15
                                                    And if it seem evil unto you to serve the LORD, choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.

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                                                      • CyberYahweh
                                                        Honorary True Christian™
                                                        Forum Member
                                                        • Aug 2010
                                                        • 161
                                                        #1469
                                                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                        Originally posted by Bryan Tamariki View Post

                                                        Next: The lies told by Liebrals in attempt to get Our Loyal Troops out of Afghanistan.
                                                        Worse: A secular government that bounds and shackles the true Theocracy of Christianity; which was so rudely stifled from its established (Dark Age)position as the ultimate justification for judicial law applied to a society!
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                                                          • Levi Jones
                                                            Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                                                            Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                                                            Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                                                             
                                                            • Jul 2009
                                                            • 13930
                                                            #1470
                                                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                            Originally posted by CyberYahweh View Post
                                                            Worse: A secular government that bounds and shackles the true Theocracy of Christianity; which was so rudely stifled from its established (Dark Age)position as the ultimate justification for judicial law applied to a society!
                                                            A True Christian™ government that bounds and shackles the true Theocracy of Christianity; which was so rudely stifled from its established (Dark Age)position as the ultimate justification for judicial law applied to a society!

                                                            Next: Glenn Beck is now a Republican religious leader.
                                                            Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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