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  • Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    True. I did not know. Is it true, Brother BJ?

    The next person is willing to work for less than their effort is truly worth.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • Re: The person under me: (True or false)

      Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
      True. I did not know. Is it true, Brother BJ?

      The next person is willing to work for less than their effort is truly worth.

      Depends on what kind of work so, false.


      The person below me is very romantic.

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      • Re: The person under me: (True or false)

        Originally posted by Jenni111 View Post
        The person below me is very romantic.
        True. At least my fiancee of 6 years says so. I let her do my laundry.


        The person below me thinks that GPS is a tool of satan to lead us straight to dens of iniquity.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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        • Re: The person under me: (True or false)

          True.

          The person under me is running out of question ideas.

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          • Re: The person under me: (True or false)

            Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
            True.

            The person under me is running out of question ideas.
            With Jesus guiding me? False friend

            The person under me knows the "G" in GPS stands for Goetic. That the whole constellation of "satellites" are nothing more than demons places in the sky by the Darwinist at NASA>

            Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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            Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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            • Re: The person under me: (True or false)

              Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
              With Jesus guiding me? False friend

              The person under me knows the "G" in GPS stands for Goetic. That the whole constellation of "satellites" are nothing more than demons places in the sky by the Darwinist at NASA>
              False, scripture it didn't happen!


              The person below me wears glasses.

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              • Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                Originally posted by Jenni111 View Post
                The person below me wears glasses.
                False. Jesus has Blessed me with perfect vision and rock hard abs.


                The person below me swims 5 miles a day.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                  False. I don't think I've ever even swam a mile.

                  Next person likes salt on everything.
                  May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                  • Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                    Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                    False. I don't think I've ever even swam a mile.

                    Next person likes salt on everything.
                    True! I am the salt of the Earth.

                    The person under me envies Pastor Zeke's laundry relationship with the attractive BTB.
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                    I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

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                    • Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                      I'm pretty sure everyone does.

                      Next person wishes he won the Teddy Kennedy death pool:
                      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                      • Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                        Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                        Next person wishes he won the Teddy Kennedy death pool:
                        False. I have enough ammo stockpiled to last me until the Rapture.


                        The person under me wishes that Jimmy-Roy would take down his Christmas lights in early January like normal people do.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                          False. I think it keeps the Christmas spirit up all year round! (though how he can afford the power bill, I'll never know...)

                          The person under me thinks Democrats are modern day Nazis.

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                          • Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                            Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                            False. I think it keeps the Christmas spirit up all year round! (though how he can afford the power bill, I'll never know...)

                            The person under me thinks Democrats are modern day Nazis.
                            False. As horrible as the Nazis were, they don't compare to the pure, concentrated, unadulterated evil that is the Democratic Party.

                            The person under me has saved a young woman (or man) from eternal damnation inside a motel room off the interstate.

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                            • Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                              Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                              False. As horrible as the Nazis were, they don't compare to the pure, concentrated, unadulterated evil that is the Democratic Party.

                              The person under me has saved a young woman (or man) from eternal damnation inside a motel room off the interstate.
                              100% TRUE GLORY! and you all saw Denis testify to this when get hobbled up to front of the congregation and witness to his salvation. GLORY! The man is so moved with the Love of Jesus (r) he couldn't wait for his burns to heal!

                              The person under me is increasing their tithe after Jesus answered their prayers for the last thirty years and killed Ted Kennedy.

                              Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                              Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                              • Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                False. I'm already giving all I can...

                                The person under me is considering converting their religion.

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