[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

FALSE

I am going to just roll my eyes at yet another Satanist who thinks he can scare Christ's Own Chosen Elect.

The person under me has bought the seeds for their Tribulation vegetable garden so they will have food during the Obama socialist apocalypse.

True! I've even started some plants indoors to get a jump on the growing season! I have bush beans happily sprouting out the top of one of those strawberry plant pocket jars (the pockets are planted with strawberries).



Like this, only with beans sprouting out the top.

The person under me is stockpiling prescription drugs so as to be ready for OzzFest 2010 rationing under ObamaCare.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

The person under me is stockpiling prescription drugs so as to be ready for OzzFest 2010 rationing under ObamaCare.

False. I've never been sick a day in my life. Jesus keeps me clean of demonic infection, that's how Saved(r) I am.


The person under me has friends who have friends who know sodomites.

[GodIsAlmighty]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

The person under me has friends who have friends who know sodomites.

True. He's a head at Jesus Camp. It must be nerve racking working there, having queer eyes looking at you wherever you go.

The person under me believes that Osama Obama wants to get rid of private health care companies just so that all the people who get hit by the mooselim suicide bombers that he's working with don't have the money to survive.

[OheMGeSOPHIE]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

True. He's a head at Jesus Camp. It must be nerve racking working there, having queer eyes looking at you wherever you go.

The person under me believes that Osama Obama wants to get rid of private health care companies just so that all the people who get hit by the mooselim suicide bombers that he's working with don't have the money to survive.

FALSEY, he did it because he's unintelligent.

The person underneath me would NEVER eat from a cutlery set previously owned by a pro-abortionist.

[Nurse Clampett]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

FALSEY, he did it because he's unintelligent.

The person underneath me would NEVER eat from a cutlery set previously owned by a pro-abortionist.

True! Said cutlery may have been used to perform abortions.
The person under me wishes for a super intelligent president, like GWB.

[Sister Kitty]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

True! Said cutlery may have been used to perform abortions.
The person under me wishes for a super intelligent president, like GWB.

False. I would prefer him as Emperor of all North America.

The person under me only watches FoxNews.

[OheMGeSOPHIE]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False. I would prefer him as Emperor of all North America.

The person under me only watches FoxNews.

True! I can hardly wake up in the morning and call myself a Christian unless Fox News fills me up like a Thickshake from McDonalds.

The next persons prays "God is good, god is great, GOD SMITE DOWN THOSE EVIL DEMOCRAT MONGRELS AND SEND THEM ALL TO HELL, thank you god for my food." before they eat.

[WhoDat?]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

True! I can hardly wake up in the morning and call myself a Christian unless Fox News fills me up like a Thickshake from McDonalds.

The next persons prays "God is good, god is great, GOD SMITE DOWN THOSE EVIL DEMOCRAT MONGRELS AND SEND THEM ALL TO HELL, thank you god for my food." before they eat.

False. I go with the classic "Bless us O Lord in these thy gifts..." grace.

The person below me loves Jesus.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False. I go with the classic "Bless us O Lord in these thy gifts..." grace.

The person below me loves Jesus.

TRUE, and Jesus loves me!

The person below me has reclaimed their corporate strawman and escaped secular monetary bondage as a Sovereign Citizen.

[Sister Kitty]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

True, I am broke.

The person under me sympathizes with the Christian Militia Hutaree.

[True Disciple]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

True, I am broke.

The person under me sympathizes with the Christian Militia Hutaree.

True, their ideals are awesome!

The person below me could recite at least 30 Psalms by heart at the age of 12.

[Chevy_of_God]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

TRUE, but by the age of 5!!!

The person below me knows that driving Chevy is the way to the LORD!
(True/I drive a pink Volkswagen beetle)

[Sister Kitty]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

The person below me knows that driving Chevy is the way to the LORD!

FALSE! Giving your life over to Jesus and believing and following every word of the KJV is the only way to the Lord!

The person under me isn't as much of an idiot as the person above me.

[Levi Jones]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

FALSE! Giving your life over to Jesus and believing and following every word of the KJV is the only way to the Lord!

The person under me isn't as much of an idiot as the person above me.

I believe that to be false, but it might be true if I think I'm not an idiot.
Quite the philosophical quandary. What huh? Kill fags!

The person below me doesn't believe the rumors about Jesse James being a Neo-Nazi.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

Of course he wasn't, he died in 1882. How could he be a neo-Nazi before the Nazi's?

The person below me wants the DOF to track down snot-nosed atheists and give them the spankings they sorely deserve.