[Levi Jones]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

True. It involved PAYING $13 for a tube of piiiiiifling sunscreen. (Excuse my language.)

The person under me believes the moon landings are falsified.

[Mad Prophet Helmholtz]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

True. It involved PAYING $13 for a tube of piiiiiifling sunscreen. (Excuse my language.)

The person under me believes the moon landings are falsified.

FALSE! I am not one of those paranoid conspiracy nutcases. Of course the moon landings were real.

Nixon was sending up astronauts to build a colony so we could have a base to fire nuclear weapons from outer space to the Soviets. However on the moon, our NASA astronauts came across a secret SPACE NAZI BASE on the DARK SIDE OF THE MOON.

Listen to 1973 PINK FLOYD ALBUM FOR CLUES!!!! Play it backwards and watch Wizard of Oz while doing it. There are hidden clues. ADOLPH HITLER STILL SURVIVES...FROZEN CRYOGENIC BODY IN SECRET NAZI MOON BASE. Reanimation of Hitler to commence on December 21, 2012.

There was a great big moon war between NAZI COLONISTS vs NASA ASTRONAUTS. Apollo missions really loaded with carpet bombs. Saturn V rockets rained bombs upon Nazi bases but the Nazis were underground so they were relatively unscathed. SECRET NAZI SPACEFIGHTERS TRIED TO DESTROY NASA CRAFT!!!

THAT IS TRUTH ABOUT APOLLO 13. DON'T LISTEN TO FALSE PROPOGANDA MOVIE! Jim Lovell and Apollo 13 were being CHASED BY NAZI UFO SPACEFIGHTERS. George Lucas stole this idea and made STAR WARS.






The person below me will join me onboard SPACESHIP JESUS when he lands on December 21, 2012.

[Larry Lee]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

The person below me will join me onboard SPACESHIP JESUS when he lands on December 21, 2012.

I'll be joining Jesus in the sky, Mad Prophet! How about you?

The person under me is rapture ready

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

The person under me is rapture ready

TRUE! I'm rapture ready, right down to the toilet!!


The person below me feels the Holy Spirit coursing through his veins.

[Meek and Humble]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

AMEN!!!

The person under me has used a T-shirt to evangelize.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

AMEN!!!

The person under me has used a T-shirt to evangelize.

True!

I've given these T-shirts to the youth group at my church.



It makes fun of both evolution AND commies.

The person under me thinks she is directly related to a monkey.

[Nurse Clampett]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

True!

I've given these T-shirts to the youth group at my church.



It makes fun of both evolution AND commies.

The person under me thinks she is directly related to a monkey.

Of course not! I'm made of a rib and proud of it!
The person under me has been to the "Dark Continent"

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

Of course not! I'm made of a rib and proud of it!
The person under me has been to the "Dark Continent"

Yes, as part of a TRUTH(tm) finding mission on the Birth Certificate Issue I went to city of Oaha in Kenya. The Kenyans speak pretty good English.

The Person under me draws Obama mustaches on Hitler.

[Meek and Humble]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

True. Sometimes I draw Stalin mustaches to mix it up.

The person under me puts up fliers of Obama edited to look like The Joker from Batman.

[Larry Lee]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

True. Sometimes I draw Stalin mustaches to mix it up.

The person under me puts up fliers of Obama edited to look like The Joker from Batman.

All for the Glory Of God!

The person under me dotes on material gain (such as receiving the three months back pay they're owed NOW!), rather than turning their trusting eyes to Jesus.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

All for the Glory Of God!

The person under me dotes on material gain (such as receiving the three months back pay they're owed NOW!), rather than turning their trusting eyes to Jesus.

At times of weakness YES I am sad to say. As I have pointed out I keep a modest house with only five servants but there those dark times of my soul were I forget Christ will provide for all my needs at the expense of the wicked.

The person below was unjustly persecuted by the meddlesome FAA when they had the pilot of their private executive helicopter on the parking lot of a mini mall during a snack run.

[Jenni111]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

At times of weakness YES I am sad to say. As I have pointed out I keep a modest house with only five servants but there those dark times of my soul were I forget Christ will provide for all my needs at the expense of the wicked.

The person below was unjustly persecuted by the meddlesome FAA when they had the pilot of their private executive helicopter on the parking lot of a mini mall during a snack run.

False...

The person below me has a crappy computer :/

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

The person below was unjustly persecuted by the meddlesome FAA when they had the pilot of their private executive helicopter on the parking lot of a mini mall during a snack run.

True (I guess). Is that what happened to Capt. Portaway (or whatever his name was)? I wondered...


The person below me has had to spend more than an hour a day disciplining his fiancee lately, for a wide range of offences.

[Rock4MyLord]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

True (I guess). Is that what happened to Capt. Portaway (or whatever his name was)? I wondered...


The person below me has had to spend more than an hour a day disciplining his fiancee lately, for a wide range of offences.

False. I have no fiancee. Every girl I date turns out to be a False Christian. God hasn't seen fit to find me a good Christian woman to make my wife just yet.

The person below me absolutely loves my song, "Everybody Wants Jesus."

[JennyD]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

The person below was unjustly persecuted by the meddlesome FAA when they had the pilot of their private executive helicopter on the parking lot of a mini mall during a snack run.

You're ever the romantic, Bobby-Joe! But is it really appropriate to have her in a parking lot, Brother?

False. I have no fiancee. Every girl I date turns out to be a False Christian. God hasn't seen fit to find me a good Christian woman to make my wife just yet.

The person below me absolutely loves my song, "Everybody Wants Jesus."

True! You'd be amazed how well it's worked for me as I travel across the Midwest. In every hotel, people bang on the wall, begging Jesus to make the pain of their wretched lives end! "Oh, God, make it stop!" "Take me now, Jesus!"

The person below me also was unaware Bobby-Joe had married a pilot!