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  • #1771
    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
    The person below wished they never logged on to see the trolls.
    False. I need my daily dose of LBC even with trolls included.

    The person below me is amazed at the amount of energy some people go to to troll this site and feels sad that they do not have a life.
    2 Chronicles 7:14
    14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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    • #1772
      Re: The person under me: (True or false)

      Originally posted by Sister Charli View Post

      The person below me is amazed at the amount of energy some people go to to troll this site and feels sad that they do not have a life.
      False. I know from personal experience that satan's minions (especially the virile young men from 18 to 20) are all hopped up on those power drinks and thus invigorated with unnatural spunk and energy and they can go all night long ....Don't ask.



      The person behind me prays for the destruction of the New York Yankees baseball team each and every day. May Jesus see fit to fly their team plane into a mountain today, so that they be prevented from stealing any more World Series from the only Christian Baseball team in America.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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      • #1773
        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post

        The person behind me prays for the destruction of the New York Yankees baseball team each and every day. May Jesus see fit to fly their team plane into a mountain today, so that they be prevented from stealing any more World Series from the only Christian Baseball team in America.
        False, I don't watch baseball.

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        • #1774
          Re: The person under me: (True or false)

          True! False!

          I don't know! The retarded above me didn't post anything for the next person.

          The person under me is a proud, patriotic teabagger.
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          1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
          Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

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          • #1775
            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

            True (even though I do not have that trophy)

            The person under me is a satanic, godless, world of warcraft player
            Genesis 4:12: When thou tillest the ground, it shall not henceforth yield unto thee her strength; a fugitive and a vagabond shalt thou be in the earth.

            Numbers 35:19: The revenger of blood himself shall slay the murderer: when he meeteth him, he shall slay him.

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            • #1776
              Re: The person under me: (True or false)

              Originally posted by Higgins View Post
              True (even though I do not have that trophy)

              The person under me is a satanic, godless, world of warcraft player
              False. I am just a poor soul trying to be accepted by God and the Landover Babtist Church. Sure I am a sinner (aren't we all) but I'm not satanic, nor godless. And I have never played the evil game of Warcraft.

              The person under me are a former homer from California.


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              Praise our faithful Landover Baptist women

              Ephesians 5:23_(King James Version)"Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body."

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              • #1777
                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                Originally posted by TheSalvationBeliever View Post
                False. I am just a poor soul trying to be accepted by God and the Landover Babtist Church. Sure I am a sinner (aren't we all) but I'm not satanic, nor godless. And I have never played the evil game of Warcraft.

                The person under me are a former homer from California.
                False. I have never been to California, though I am a regular at the Landover Baptist Church.

                The person below me secretly agrees with everything Obama says.
                sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
                Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
                Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
                Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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                • #1778
                  Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                  Originally posted by Benedict A. Davis View Post
                  The person below me secretly agrees with everything Obama says.
                  False. I make no secret of it.

                  The person below me wonders where Canada could find a Teddy Roosevelt of our own. A small quote: " I grew into manhood thoroughly imbued with the feeling that a man must be respected for what he made of himself. But I had also, consciously or unconsciously, been taught that socially and industrially pretty much the whole duty of the man lay in thus making the best of himself; that he should be honest in his dealings with others and charitable in the old-fashioned way to the unfortunate".

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                  • #1779
                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                    Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                    The person below me wonders where Canada could find a Teddy Roosevelt of our own. A small quote: " I grew into manhood thoroughly imbued with the feeling that a man must be respected for what he made of himself. But I had also, consciously or unconsciously, been taught that socially and industrially pretty much the whole duty of the man lay in thus making the best of himself; that he should be honest in his dealings with others and charitable in the old-fashioned way to the unfortunate".
                    Yea right, first they would have to ask their women folk if it was OK if they can have their testicles back.


                    The person below me thinks spaghetti and meat balls are God and Jesus.

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                    • #1780
                      Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                      Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                      Yea right, first they would have to ask their women folk if it was OK if they can have their testicles back.


                      The person below me thinks spaghetti and meat balls are God and Jesus.
                      False. Only crazy pasta worshiping pirates think that!

                      The person below me is overtly trying to take over Europe
                      Genesis 4:12: When thou tillest the ground, it shall not henceforth yield unto thee her strength; a fugitive and a vagabond shalt thou be in the earth.

                      Numbers 35:19: The revenger of blood himself shall slay the murderer: when he meeteth him, he shall slay him.

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                      • #1781
                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                        Originally posted by Higgins View Post
                        The person below me is overtly trying to take over Europe
                        True. I'm also attacking North America through Kamchatka.

                        The person below me wants another coffee.

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                        • #1782
                          Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                          Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                          True. I'm also attacking North America through Kamchatka.

                          The person below me wants another coffee.
                          False. Coffee is for Europeans. I drink Old Milwaukee.

                          The person below me wants to send all the homosexuals back to communist Europe where they come from.
                          The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                          • #1783
                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                            Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                            The person below me wants to send all the homosexuals back to communist Europe where they come from.
                            Well, the fewer Catholic priests around me the better, but could the hairdressers stay?

                            The person below me will always love their Old Milwaukee, but has been getting "micro-brew curious" recently.

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                            • #1784
                              Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                              Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                              Well, the fewer Catholic priests around me the better, but could the hairdressers stay?

                              The person below me will always love their Old Milwaukee, but has been getting "micro-brew curious" recently.
                              True, I do enjoy the finer things in life like canned Budweiser.

                              The person below me knows that Christwire is a hoax.
                              Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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                              • #1785
                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                                The person below me knows that Christwire is a hoax.
                                True, but I thought cherubim swords causing the Bermuda triangle phenomena would be right up your alley.

                                The person below me is uncomfortable with John 21:20-25's intimations that Jesus had a male lover, who leaned on His chest at mealtime, betrayed him, told the writers of the Gospel of John what they knew (in person 200 years after the events in question), and will live until the 2nd Coming.

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