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  • Meek and Humble
    Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
    Biblical Black Belt
    Jr. Pastor
    True Christian™
    • Dec 2008
    • 6197

    #871
    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    False. God protects me, so why should I worry?

    The person under me denies being a harlot.

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556

      #872
      Re: The person under me: (True or false)

      Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post

      The person under me denies being a harlot.
      False. Being a man (thank you Jesus!), I have no need to deny such a thing. It's just not possible for a man to be a harlot.


      The person under me secretly enjoys whipping his houseboy.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Meek and Humble
        Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
        Biblical Black Belt
        Jr. Pastor
        True Christian™
        • Dec 2008
        • 6197

        #873
        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

        Falls. I don't have a houseboy (yet).

        The person under me has never lived outside of a gated community.

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        • Johnnyboy
          True Christian™ fisherman
          • Jun 2009
          • 801

          #874
          Re: The person under me: (True or false)

          Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
          Falls. I don't have a houseboy (yet).

          The person under me has never lived outside of a gated community.
          False.

          The person below me thinks omelets are for nancyboys.

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78556

            #875
            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

            Originally posted by Johnnyboy View Post

            The person below me thinks omelets are for nancyboys.
            False. I don't know what an omelet is. Sounds French, so maybe it does have something to do with nancyboys.


            The person below me thinks that his father never loved him.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Bobby-Joe
              Landover Security Superviser
              Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
              NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 18405

              #876
              Re: The person under me: (True or false)

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              False. I don't know what an omelet is. Sounds French, so maybe it does have something to do with nancyboys.


              The person below me thinks that his father never loved him.
              TRUE: My father claims I can't possible be his son after what I did at my aunt's funeral.


              The person below me is outrages by Barny Franks "talking to you is like talking to a kitchen table" comment to the protester.

              Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

              Hot Must ReadThreads!


              Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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              • Johnnyboy
                True Christian™ fisherman
                • Jun 2009
                • 801

                #877
                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                TRUE: My father claims I can't possible be his son after what I did at my aunt's funeral.


                The person below me is outrages by Barny Franks "talking to you is like talking to a kitchen table" comment to the protester.

                Very, very true. Liberal homer lover.

                The person below me cruises around town late at night looking for young women to save.

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                • Meek and Humble
                  Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                  Biblical Black Belt
                  Jr. Pastor
                  True Christian™
                  • Dec 2008
                  • 6197

                  #878
                  Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                  False. Talking to strange young women at night seems highly inappropriate to me. I tend to men to witness to.

                  The person under me has accompanied me on one of these missionary trips.

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                  • Rev. M. Rodimer
                    Honorary True Christian™
                    Forum Member
                    • May 2008
                    • 13996

                    #879
                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                    Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                    False. Talking to strange young women at night seems highly inappropriate to me. I tend to men to witness to.

                    The person under me has accompanied me on one of these missionary trips.
                    True!

                    And Brother Basher, I must say I was impressed by the technique you demonstrated as we witnessed to that large Negro in the park. I have never seen anyone be as accommodating as you, while still remaining true to God's Word!

                    The person below me has replaced those Gideon New Testaments in hotel rooms with real Bibles.
                    Bible boring? Nonsense!
                    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                    • Meek and Humble
                      Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                      Biblical Black Belt
                      Jr. Pastor
                      True Christian™
                      • Dec 2008
                      • 6197

                      #880
                      Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                      True.

                      The person under me has held a stolen Gideon New Testament burning party.

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                      • Larry Lee
                        Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
                        True Christian™ Theologian
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 4464

                        #881
                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                        Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                        True!

                        And Brother Basher, I must say I was impressed by the technique you demonstrated as we witnessed to that large Negro in the park. I have never seen anyone be as accommodating as you, while still remaining true to God's Word!

                        The person below me has replaced those Gideon New Testaments in hotel rooms with real Bibles.
                        True. I replace them with Pastor Zeke's autographed edition of the KJV1611.

                        The person under me has sent a private correspondence to James Dobson, encouraging him to become a True Christian(tm).
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                        I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

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                        • Jenni111
                          Unsaved trash
                           
                          • Aug 2009
                          • 323

                          #882
                          Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                          Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
                          True. I replace them with Pastor Zeke's autographed edition of the KJV1611.

                          The person under me has sent a private correspondence to James Dobson, encouraging him to become a True Christian™.

                          False, I have no idea who he is.

                          The person below me thinks that my 78 year old male neighbor is a homo because his name is Hilary

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78556

                            #883
                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                            Originally posted by Jenni111 View Post
                            False, I have no idea who he is.
                            You should be banned for that fact alone. Take a long look at James Dobson's excellent Christian ministry HERE.

                            Originally posted by Jenni111 View Post
                            The person below me thinks that my 78 year old male neighbor is a homo because his name is Hilary
                            True. It is a known fact that the vast majority of men in Cannuckistan are sodomites. Being named after a famous American lezbean communist does nothing to dissuade me from assuming that he's in that majority.

                            The person below me prays every day that the Obama regime fails, that Marshall Law is declared in America, and that the secular US constitution is replaced by the Holy KJV1611 Bible.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • Levi Jones
                              Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                              Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                              Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                               
                              • Jul 2009
                              • 13930

                              #884
                              Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                              True, I can't wait for the Marshall that is here to start running things correctly!

                              The person under me has suffered from the Stockholm Syndrome.
                              Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                              • Meek and Humble
                                Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                                Biblical Black Belt
                                Jr. Pastor
                                True Christian™
                                • Dec 2008
                                • 6197

                                #885
                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                False. I loved my captors of my own free will, damn it!

                                The person under me has had a really weird experience in Mexico...

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