False. I don't know what an omelet is. Sounds French, so maybe it does have something to do with nancyboys.
The person below me thinks that his father never loved him.
TRUE: My father claims I can't possible be his son after what I did at my aunt's funeral.
The person below me is outrages by Barny Franks "talking to you is like talking to a kitchen table" comment to the protester.
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
False. Talking to strange young women at night seems highly inappropriate to me. I tend to men to witness to.
The person under me has accompanied me on one of these missionary trips.
True!
And Brother Basher, I must say I was impressed by the technique you demonstrated as we witnessed to that large Negro in the park. I have never seen anyone be as accommodating as you, while still remaining true to God's Word!
The person below me has replaced those Gideon New Testaments in hotel rooms with real Bibles.
Bible boring? Nonsense! Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories! You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
And Brother Basher, I must say I was impressed by the technique you demonstrated as we witnessed to that large Negro in the park. I have never seen anyone be as accommodating as you, while still remaining true to God's Word!
The person below me has replaced those Gideon New Testaments in hotel rooms with real Bibles.
True. I replace them with Pastor Zeke's autographed edition of the KJV1611.
The person under me has sent a private correspondence to James Dobson, encouraging him to become a True Christian(tm).
The person below me thinks that my 78 year old male neighbor is a homo because his name is Hilary
True. It is a known fact that the vast majority of men in Cannuckistan are sodomites. Being named after a famous American lezbean communist does nothing to dissuade me from assuming that he's in that majority.
The person below me prays every day that the Obama regime fails, that Marshall Law is declared in America, and that the secular US constitution is replaced by the Holy KJV1611 Bible.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
True, I can't wait for the Marshall that is here to start running things correctly!
The person under me has suffered from the Stockholm Syndrome.
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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