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  • #691
    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    Originally posted by Johnnyboy View Post
    False. I did that years ago.

    The person below me has helped stone a harlot.
    I couldn't very well suffer her to live, could I?

    The person below me tossed their dixie cupful of Omabaide into the bushes.
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    • #692
      Re: The person under me: (True or false)

      Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
      I couldn't very well suffer her to live, could I?

      The person below me tossed their dixie cupful of Omabaide into the bushes.

      Umm... I don't know what that is


      The person below me likes soft drinks

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      • #693
        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

        Thats true, I do like an occasional Mt Dew Code Red or a Dr. Pepper.

        The person below me undertands why Catholics are always on thier knees.

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        • #694
          Re: The person under me: (True or false)

          Originally posted by godsdrummer View Post
          Thats true, I do like an occasional Mt Dew Code Red or a Dr. Pepper.

          The person below me undertands why Catholics are always on thier knees.
          False. I find it impossible to understand anything about cathliks.

          The person under me has had a hangover at church.

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          • #695
            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

            Originally posted by Johnnyboy View Post
            False. I find it impossible to understand anything about cathliks.

            The person under me has had a hangover at church.
            Very true. It's especially awful when you're on stage preaching a sermon!

            The person under me has eaten a whole box of a dozen donuts to him/herself.

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            • #696
              Re: The person under me: (True or false)

              Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
              Very true. It's especially awful when you're on stage preaching a sermon!

              The person under me has eaten a whole box of a dozen donuts to him/herself.
              Maybe.... were they yours?

              The person below me is illiterate like a grimey brit
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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              • #697
                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                Maybe.... were they yours?

                The person below me is illiterate like a grimey brit

                False, I think I am very literate.


                The person below me; can do 30 consecutive chin-ups.

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                • #698
                  Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                  Originally posted by Jenni111 View Post
                  False, I think I am very literate.


                  The person below me; can do 30 consecutive chin-ups.
                  True. As long as I use both arms.

                  The person below me watches the "Lifetime" channel.

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                  • #699
                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                    Originally posted by Johnnyboy View Post
                    True. As long as I use both arms.

                    The person below me watches the "Lifetime" channel.
                    True. "Television for Women" is my kind of programming. But, I don't watch Lifetime as much as I watch BET.

                    The person below me refuses to buy Barbie dolls for their daughter because they are symbols of racism, sexism, fascism, and stereotypical reinforcement.
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                    • #700
                      Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                      Originally posted by Professor Tyeisha X View Post
                      True. "Television for Women" is my kind of programming. But, I don't watch Lifetime as much as I watch BET.

                      The person below me refuses to buy Barbie dolls for their daughter because they are symbols of racism, sexism, fascism, and stereotypical reinforcement.

                      False. Barbies aren't even popular anymore.


                      The person below me like reality TV shows

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                      • #701
                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                        False.. It bores me, alot

                        The person below me wonders why Miley Cyrus dresses like a whore.

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                        • #702
                          Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                          Originally posted by godsdrummer View Post


                          The person below me wonders why Miley Cyrus dresses like a whore.
                          False. I don't wonder because I know: big jewery is pimping her, all the better to encourage virile young men to masturbate obsessively, which (as we all know) will lead directly to the utter destruction of Christianity.

                          The person below me knows how to use "chopsticks" like a slant.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                          • #703
                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            False. I don't wonder because I know: big jewery is pimping her, all the better to encourage virile young men to masturbate obsessively, which (as we all know) will lead directly to the utter destruction of Christianity.

                            The person below me knows how to use "chopsticks" like a slant.
                            False. I used to know, back when I was in 'Nam and there were times I had to use the sticks to jam in gook eye sockets, but that was a long time ago.

                            The person below me pays too much to the chink at LensCrafters.
                            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                            • #704
                              Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                              False. In fact, I haven't been to see a doctor in years. I'm healthy because I'm a True Christian™, and Jesus loves me.


                              The person under me has seen images of Jesus in his pancakes.




                              False, I don't eat pancakes. But I think I met Jesus one night in the late 70's after indugling in some not so legal vegetation.


                              The person below me has at least one tattoo or body piercing.
                              Recognition, sorrow, confession, forgiveness, restitution, forsaking the sin.
                              The Lord forgives me of my sin.

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                              • #705
                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                Originally posted by Mary O'Bryan Thorne View Post
                                False, I don't eat pancakes. But I think I met Jesus one night in the late 70's after indugling in some not so legal vegetation.


                                The person below me has at least one tattoo or body piercing.

                                False, but I have tried temporary tattoo's

                                The person below me knows what a Cadalic Converter is on a vehicle.

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