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  • Brother Enoch
    The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2008
    • 4392
    #1456
    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    Originally posted by Emil Sledge View Post
    TRUE! I am not allowed to ever own a firearm! My beloved bride though, she can legally own AND carry/conceal! I have watched her plug the 'C' in a RC Cola can from fifty paces with her .44 over and over again! It's a thing of beauty to see, I tell you. Kinda tickles me how she thinks she's "concealing" that canon under her jacket. Kinda cute really.

    The person under me has pit bull puppies for sale.
    False. Husky puppies, and they eat pit bulls for lunch. Only the toughest huskies weren't eaten by Eskimos.

    The person under me bought his neighbor's y2k bunker for cheap and uses it to confine house his/her messican help.

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      • Nobar King
        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
        Christ's Guardian
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2007
        • 23748
        #1457
        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

        Originally posted by Emil Sledge View Post
        I have watched her plug the 'C' in a RC Cola can from fifty paces with her .44 over and over again!
        Wouldn't the can go flying after the first bullet hit it?
        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          • Brother Enoch
            The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2008
            • 4392
            #1458
            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

            Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
            Wouldn't the can go flying after the first bullet hit it?
            I believe Emil holds the can for her so that doesn't happen

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              • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                True Christian™
                • Dec 2006
                • 12414
                #1459
                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                Originally posted by Brother Avatar View Post
                The person under me bought his neighbor's y2k bunker for cheap and uses it to confine house his/her messican help.
                False! Lower property values by having the help live anywhere near? NEVER! There are sheds on the outskirts of town for a reason!


                The person below me doesn't derail threads.
                Posted via Prayer

                1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                Blogging for CHRIST!
                Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78556
                    #1460
                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                    Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                    The person below me doesn't derail threads.
                    True. In fact I tend to rebuke those who derail threads with large wads of infraction points.


                    The person under me is reading this post from 35,000 feet in the sky on a Landover Baptist Lear Jet on his way to a Conference for Young Pastors in Bangcock.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • greenpomaceous
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Oct 2009
                        • 85
                        #1461
                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        True. In fact I tend to rebuke those who derail threads with large wads of infraction points.


                        The person under me is reading this post from 35,000 feet in the sky on a Landover Baptist Lear Jet on his way to a Conference for Young Pastors in Bangcock.
                        Sadly false. I'm getting my finances in order to go to England with Sister Lola to go on another witch hunt, also with Brother Avatar, I believe.

                        The person below me has never been on a witch hunt and should go on one.
                        "I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things." -- favorite KJV verse ever!!! Our LORD is so awesome in everything he does.

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                          • Emil Sledge
                            struggling to make sense for Jesus
                            Forum Member
                            • Sep 2009
                            • 257
                            #1462
                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                            Originally posted by greenpomaceous View Post
                            Sadly false. I'm getting my finances in order to go to England with Sister Lola to go on another witch hunt, also with Brother Avatar, I believe.

                            The person below me has never been on a witch hunt and should go on one.
                            True, and as soon as my parole has ended I can go.

                            By the way, Lola doesn't keep shooting at the same RC Cola can. We have plenty. But she sure could because I've seen her shoot through the hole in one she'd already hit once. Amazing!

                            The person below me watches "Glee".
                            GOT DEMONS? WE CAN HELP! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO FIGHT THEM ALONE! JESUS WANTS YOU TO BE RID OF THEM ONCE AND FOR ALL! YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO IT ALONE! LET US HELP YOU RIGHT AWAY!

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                              • greenpomaceous
                                Forum Member
                                Forum Member
                                • Oct 2009
                                • 85
                                #1463
                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                Originally posted by Emil Sledge View Post
                                True, and as soon as my parole has ended I can go.

                                By the way, Lola doesn't keep shooting at the same RC Cola can. We have plenty. But she sure could because I've seen her shoot through the hole in one she'd already hit once. Amazing!

                                The person below me watches "Glee".
                                False. What's "glee?" Is that a homer show or what? I'm too busy with school to do any tv watching and the tv at my folks house alternates from speed vision, to the fishing channel, and then the preaching channel.

                                The person below me has once watched a 24 hour televangelathon.
                                "I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things." -- favorite KJV verse ever!!! Our LORD is so awesome in everything he does.

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                                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                     
                                    • Sep 2006
                                    • 78556
                                    #1464
                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                    Originally posted by greenpomaceous View Post
                                    The person below me has once watched a 24 hour televangelathon.
                                    True. In fact I've actually hosted them. Ah the stories I could tell...


                                    The person under me knows 51 different ways to kill a man with a ball point pen.
                                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                      • greenpomaceous
                                        Forum Member
                                        Forum Member
                                        • Oct 2009
                                        • 85
                                        #1465
                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                        True. In fact I've actually hosted them. Ah the stories I could tell...


                                        The person under me knows 51 different ways to kill a man with a ball point pen.

                                        True. My daddy wanted his daughter to be prepared to defend herself at all times possible... except I had that lapse of judgment at MacDonalds with the unkempt negro... but that's all behind me.

                                        The person below me thinks the dollar menu is the greatest thing since sliced bread.
                                        "I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things." -- favorite KJV verse ever!!! Our LORD is so awesome in everything he does.

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                                          • Samuel Coleridge
                                            Unsaved trash
                                            • Nov 2009
                                            • 615
                                            #1466
                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                            Originally posted by greenpomaceous View Post
                                            True. My daddy wanted his daughter to be prepared to defend herself at all times possible... except I had that lapse of judgment at MacDonalds with the unkempt negro... but that's all behind me.

                                            The person below me thinks the dollar menu is the greatest thing since sliced bread.
                                            True, if you want your corpse to never decay.

                                            I prefer going to the bakery and getting small loaves of fresh baked bread for 20 cents putting a slice of baby mozzarella, a slice of tomato, a couple of sprigs of fresh basil, some smoked deli fresh turkey (all grown locally of course) and a nice balsamic vinaigrette.

                                            Total cost $1.50 per sandwich.


                                            The person below me thinks the Byzantines got screwed in the Fourth Crusade.
                                            Proverbs 25:21-22 If thine enemy be hungry, give him bread to eat; and if he be thirsty, give him water to drink:
                                            For thou shalt heap coals of fire upon his head, and the LORD shall reward thee.

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                                              • Rev. Jim Osborne
                                                True Christian™ Televangelist
                                                Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                                                On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                                                True Christian™
                                                • Jun 2009
                                                • 8622
                                                #1467
                                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                Originally posted by Samuel Coleridge View Post

                                                The person below me thinks the Byzantines got screwed in the Fourth Crusade.
                                                False. If anyone is historically ignorant, the Fourth Crusade happened in the opening years of the 13th century and it was basically the papists of Rome sacking the city of Constantinople, head of the Eastern Orthodox Church.

                                                Either way, it was one heretic sect of Christianity attacking another heretic sect.

                                                The person below me owns a copy of Richard Dawkins' "The God Delusion" (but only for research purposes).

                                                Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                                                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                     
                                                    • Sep 2006
                                                    • 78556
                                                    #1468
                                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                    Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                                                    The person below me owns a copy of Richard Dawkins' "The God Delusion" (but only for research purposes).
                                                    True. I use it for target practice in the shooting range I have under the west wing of my estate.


                                                    The person under me is on Mrs. Betty Bower's Christmas Card list.
                                                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                      • Lola Handcock
                                                        Forum Member
                                                        • Oct 2009
                                                        • 739
                                                        #1469
                                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                        The person under me is on Mrs. Betty Bower's Christmas Card list.

                                                        True I hope, If only that would be true Mrs. Betty is the Greatest Christian Lady of all TIME !

                                                        The person under me is responsible for running over the two beaners Emil hired to build a garage for us .Does any one have an extra I can borrow ,Emil isn't real happy the project is a day behind now ! And there is a mess on the STREET !

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                                                          • Emil Sledge
                                                            struggling to make sense for Jesus
                                                            Forum Member
                                                            • Sep 2009
                                                            • 257
                                                            #1470
                                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                            True. Sorry. It was more or less an accident. My bad. There will be two new ones from Labor Ready there today before 9 AM.

                                                            The person under me exfoliated this morning.
                                                            GOT DEMONS? WE CAN HELP! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO FIGHT THEM ALONE! JESUS WANTS YOU TO BE RID OF THEM ONCE AND FOR ALL! YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO IT ALONE! LET US HELP YOU RIGHT AWAY!

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