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  • #796
    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
    The person under me has personally felt the oppressive hand of the liberal brownshirts of the Main Stream Media.
    True. Even when I turn on FOX News I am persecuted with liberal media seepage.


    The person under me has witnessed for Christ to young male strippers.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • #797
      Re: The person under me: (True or false)

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      True. Even when I turn on FOX News I am persecuted with liberal media seepage.


      The person under me has witnessed for Christ to young male strippers.
      False, I spread the Word at almost any cost, but I'm not a True Christian (yet) so I wouldn't be able to resist the demons from homersexuals.

      The person under me saw Ben Stein's Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed.

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      • #798
        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

        Originally posted by Christiansoldier View Post
        The person under me saw Ben Stein's Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed.
        True. Actually I appeared in that fine movie. If you watch closely you'll see me in a couple of crowd scenes, and I shook Ben Stein's hand on camera too. For an ex joo, he's not a bad guy.


        The person under me swiped my pepper mill from yesterday's post-Sunday Sermon barbecue on my estate.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • #799
          Re: The person under me: (True or false)

          False. I wasn't invited (as usual...)

          The person under me hates God's enemies with a perfect hatred.

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          • #800
            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

            Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
            False. I wasn't invited (as usual...)

            The person under me hates God's enemies with a perfect hatred.
            ...and douses them with DDT at every opportunity.

            The person under me REJECTS scientitian reductionism!
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            I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

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            • #801
              Re: The person under me: (True or false)

              Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
              ...and douses them with DDT at every opportunity.

              The person under me REJECTS scientitian reductionism!
              I would answer but I do not know what that means. I'm assuming it has something to do with science. If so, then absolutely yes.

              The person below me has a cat.

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              • #802
                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                Originally posted by Christiansoldier View Post
                I would answer but I do not know what that means. I'm assuming it has something to do with science. If so, then absolutely yes.

                The person below me has a cat.
                False, I have allergies.


                The person below me is mean.

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                • #803
                  Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                  Originally posted by Jenni111 View Post
                  False, I have allergies.


                  The person below me is mean.
                  I'm only mean if an enemy of God is spreading blasphemy.

                  The person below me has been in God's army (the US military).

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                  • #804
                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                    Originally posted by Jenni111 View Post


                    The person below me is mean.
                    False. I am the sweetest, most gentle-natured guy you would ever want to meet. I am as loving as Jesus.


                    The person below me spends less time in Prayer then they do on the commode.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • #805
                      Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                      Originally posted by Christiansoldier View Post
                      The person below me has been in God's army (the US military).
                      False. Women have no place in the Armed Forces.

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      The person below me spends less time in Prayer then they do on the commode.
                      False. Sometimes I even wear Depends(tm) into my Prayer Closet so I don't upset Jesus or my husband, Mr. Whitford, by leaving early.

                      The person below me enjoys fancy foreign food like fois gras or pizza.
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                      1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                      Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                      Blogging for CHRIST!
                      Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                      All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                      Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                      On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                      My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                      • #806
                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                        False. I only eat American food like hamburgers, french fries, and spaghetti.

                        The person under me likes Chinese food.

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                        • #807
                          Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                          Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                          False. I only eat American food like hamburgers, FREEDOM fries, and spaghetti.
                          Fix'd.

                          Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                          The person under me likes Chinese food.
                          False, I only like True American food.

                          The person below me blocks demonic TV channels.

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                          • #808
                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                            False. I no longer own a television once I realized it had ALL turned demonic!

                            The person under me has been possessed by a demon and then exorcised.

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                            • #809
                              Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                              Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                              False. I no longer own a television once I realized it had ALL turned demonic!

                              The person under me has been possessed by a demon and then exorcised.
                              Sort of true. The Pastor who prayed over me traced the demon back to some rather nasty Taco Bell burritos I had that afternoon.
                              Mucho embarrassing!
                              The person under me has already stocked up on guns and ammo for this years deer season.
                              Luke 5:31
                              And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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                              • #810
                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                Obviously, who hasn't?

                                The person under me has been falsely accused of indecent behavior in a public bathroom.

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