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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556
    #796
    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
    The person under me has personally felt the oppressive hand of the liberal brownshirts of the Main Stream Media.
    True. Even when I turn on FOX News I am persecuted with liberal media seepage.


    The person under me has witnessed for Christ to young male strippers.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Christiansoldier
        Forum Member
        • Aug 2009
        • 189
        #797
        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        True. Even when I turn on FOX News I am persecuted with liberal media seepage.


        The person under me has witnessed for Christ to young male strippers.
        False, I spread the Word at almost any cost, but I'm not a True Christian (yet) so I wouldn't be able to resist the demons from homersexuals.

        The person under me saw Ben Stein's Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed.

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78556
            #798
            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

            Originally posted by Christiansoldier View Post
            The person under me saw Ben Stein's Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed.
            True. Actually I appeared in that fine movie. If you watch closely you'll see me in a couple of crowd scenes, and I shook Ben Stein's hand on camera too. For an ex joo, he's not a bad guy.


            The person under me swiped my pepper mill from yesterday's post-Sunday Sermon barbecue on my estate.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Meek and Humble
                Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                Biblical Black Belt
                Jr. Pastor
                True Christian™
                • Dec 2008
                • 6197
                #799
                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                False. I wasn't invited (as usual...)

                The person under me hates God's enemies with a perfect hatred.

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                  • Larry Lee
                    Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
                    True Christian™ Theologian
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 4464
                    #800
                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                    Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                    False. I wasn't invited (as usual...)

                    The person under me hates God's enemies with a perfect hatred.
                    ...and douses them with DDT at every opportunity.

                    The person under me REJECTS scientitian reductionism!
                    sigpic

                    I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

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                      • Christiansoldier
                        Forum Member
                        • Aug 2009
                        • 189
                        #801
                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                        Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
                        ...and douses them with DDT at every opportunity.

                        The person under me REJECTS scientitian reductionism!
                        I would answer but I do not know what that means. I'm assuming it has something to do with science. If so, then absolutely yes.

                        The person below me has a cat.

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                          • Jenni111
                            Unsaved trash
                             
                            • Aug 2009
                            • 323
                            #802
                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                            Originally posted by Christiansoldier View Post
                            I would answer but I do not know what that means. I'm assuming it has something to do with science. If so, then absolutely yes.

                            The person below me has a cat.
                            False, I have allergies.


                            The person below me is mean.

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                              • Christiansoldier
                                Forum Member
                                • Aug 2009
                                • 189
                                #803
                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                Originally posted by Jenni111 View Post
                                False, I have allergies.


                                The person below me is mean.
                                I'm only mean if an enemy of God is spreading blasphemy.

                                The person below me has been in God's army (the US military).

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                                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                     
                                    • Sep 2006
                                    • 78556
                                    #804
                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                    Originally posted by Jenni111 View Post


                                    The person below me is mean.
                                    False. I am the sweetest, most gentle-natured guy you would ever want to meet. I am as loving as Jesus.


                                    The person below me spends less time in Prayer then they do on the commode.
                                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                      • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                                        Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                                        One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                                        Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Dec 2006
                                        • 12414
                                        #805
                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                        Originally posted by Christiansoldier View Post
                                        The person below me has been in God's army (the US military).
                                        False. Women have no place in the Armed Forces.

                                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                        The person below me spends less time in Prayer then they do on the commode.
                                        False. Sometimes I even wear Depends(tm) into my Prayer Closet so I don't upset Jesus or my husband, Mr. Whitford, by leaving early.

                                        The person below me enjoys fancy foreign food like fois gras or pizza.
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                                        1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                                        Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                                        Blogging for CHRIST!
                                        Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                                        All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                                        Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                                        On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                                        My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                                          • Meek and Humble
                                            Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                                            Biblical Black Belt
                                            Jr. Pastor
                                            True Christian™
                                            • Dec 2008
                                            • 6197
                                            #806
                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                            False. I only eat American food like hamburgers, french fries, and spaghetti.

                                            The person under me likes Chinese food.

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                                              • Christiansoldier
                                                Forum Member
                                                • Aug 2009
                                                • 189
                                                #807
                                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                                                False. I only eat American food like hamburgers, FREEDOM fries, and spaghetti.
                                                Fix'd.

                                                Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                                                The person under me likes Chinese food.
                                                False, I only like True American food.

                                                The person below me blocks demonic TV channels.

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                                                  • Meek and Humble
                                                    Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                                                    Biblical Black Belt
                                                    Jr. Pastor
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    • Dec 2008
                                                    • 6197
                                                    #808
                                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                    False. I no longer own a television once I realized it had ALL turned demonic!

                                                    The person under me has been possessed by a demon and then exorcised.

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                                                      • Nurse Clampett
                                                        Jesus's Favorite Nurse
                                                        Forum Member
                                                        • Jan 2009
                                                        • 974
                                                        #809
                                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                        Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                                                        False. I no longer own a television once I realized it had ALL turned demonic!

                                                        The person under me has been possessed by a demon and then exorcised.
                                                        Sort of true. The Pastor who prayed over me traced the demon back to some rather nasty Taco Bell burritos I had that afternoon.
                                                        Mucho embarrassing!
                                                        The person under me has already stocked up on guns and ammo for this years deer season.
                                                        Luke 5:31
                                                        And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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                                                          • Meek and Humble
                                                            Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                                                            Biblical Black Belt
                                                            Jr. Pastor
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            • Dec 2008
                                                            • 6197
                                                            #810
                                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                            Obviously, who hasn't?

                                                            The person under me has been falsely accused of indecent behavior in a public bathroom.

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