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  • Larry Lee
    Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
    True Christian™ Theologian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 4464
    #841
    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    Originally posted by Jenni111 View Post
    Why am I an anime?
    That's the question Jesus is whispering in your ear. Will you respond to his pulling on your heart strings?
    sigpic

    I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

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      • Jenni111
        Unsaved trash
         
        • Aug 2009
        • 323
        #842
        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

        Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
        That's the question Jesus is whispering in your ear. Will you respond to his pulling on your heart strings?

        I don't understand what you guys are talking about...

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          • Larry Lee
            Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
            True Christian™ Theologian
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 4464
            #843
            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

            Originally posted by Jenni111 View Post
            I don't understand what you guys are talking about...
            shhhhh.... Jesus loves you and only asks for the reciprocation appropriate to your gender. Do you love Him as much as He loves u?
            sigpic

            I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78552
                #844
                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post

                The person under me will commit an hour of closet-time in prayer for Jenni111.
                Shout Glory! It may be even less than that.


                The person under me buys Kleenex(r) Brand Tissues by the case.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • JennyD
                    Honorary True Christian™
                    Sweet Placid Sister
                    Forum Member
                    • Dec 2007
                    • 9567
                    #845
                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    Shout Glory! It may be even less than that.


                    The person under me buys Kleenex® Brand Tissues by the case.
                    I used to, for the ladies at the Mo . . . the MMmmmmm . . .

                    The person under me once ate a grilled cheese sandwich with the image of Mary on it.
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                      • Rev. Jim Osborne
                        True Christian™ Televangelist
                        Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                        On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                        True Christian™
                        • Jun 2009
                        • 8622
                        #846
                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                        Originally posted by JennyD View Post
                        I used to, for the ladies at the Mo . . . the MMmmmmm . . .

                        The person under me once ate a grilled cheese sandwich with the image of Mary on it.
                        No, not Mary. But the silhouette of the burnt section looked remarkably like a profile of Dom DeLouise. In retrospect, I probably should've saved it. I probably could've got like $20 for it after his death.

                        The person under me has a family member who is/was locked/chained in the basement/shed/cellar.

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78552
                            #847
                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                            Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post

                            The person under me has a family member who is/was locked/chained in the basement/shed/cellar.
                            False. She has her own (locked) room to stay in.


                            The person under me has recurrent nightmares.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • Meek and Humble
                                Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                                Biblical Black Belt
                                Jr. Pastor
                                True Christian™
                                • Dec 2008
                                • 6197
                                #848
                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                True. I have horrible nightmares about homers having their filthy way with me every night...

                                The person under me worships Satan

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                                  • Jenni111
                                    Unsaved trash
                                     
                                    • Aug 2009
                                    • 323
                                    #849
                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                    Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
                                    shhhhh.... Jesus loves you and only asks for the reciprocation appropriate to your gender. Do you love Him as much as He loves u?
                                    ?


                                    Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                                    True. I have horrible nightmares about homers having their filthy way with me every night...

                                    The person under me worships Satan
                                    False.


                                    The person below me has a stuffed animal.

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                                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                         
                                        • Sep 2006
                                        • 78552
                                        #850
                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                        Originally posted by Jenni111 View Post
                                        The person below me has a stuffed animal.
                                        True. Every pitbull I've ever owned was stuffed ater it died. Jimmy-Roy does a great job as a taxidermist, and he takes care of the Pastors for next to nothing.


                                        The person below me hates those who hate God.
                                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                          • 4HisGlory
                                            Forum Member
                                            Forum Member
                                            • Aug 2009
                                            • 46
                                            #851
                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                            True. Every pitbull I've ever owned was stuffed ater it died. Jimmy-Roy does a great job as a taxidermist, and he takes care of the Pastors for next to nothing.


                                            The person below me hates those who hate God.
                                            TRUE!!!!

                                            The person below me is a sinner and in need of God's love and guidance.
                                            38 John said to him, "Teacher, we saw someone driving out demons in your name, and we tried to prevent him because he does not follow us."
                                            39 Jesus replied, "Do not prevent him. There is no one who performs a mighty deed in my name who can at the same time speak ill of me.
                                            40 For whoever is not against us is for us. Mark 9:38-40.

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                                              • Jenni111
                                                Unsaved trash
                                                 
                                                • Aug 2009
                                                • 323
                                                #852
                                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                Originally posted by 4HisGlory View Post
                                                TRUE!!!!

                                                The person below me is a sinner and in need of God's love and guidance.

                                                True


                                                The person below me is related to a monkey.

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                                                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                     
                                                    • Sep 2006
                                                    • 78552
                                                    #853
                                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                    Originally posted by Jenni111 View Post
                                                    The person below me is related to a monkey.
                                                    Not only false, but impossible. That would be like saying your grandmother was a kitchen table.


                                                    The person below me wishes they were me.
                                                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                      • JennyD
                                                        Honorary True Christian™
                                                        Sweet Placid Sister
                                                        Forum Member
                                                        • Dec 2007
                                                        • 9567
                                                        #854
                                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                        Not only false, but impossible. That would be like saying your grandmother was a kitchen table.


                                                        The person below me wishes they were me.
                                                        False. But I wouldn't mind having your estate!

                                                        The person below me is pregnant.
                                                        www.palibandaily.com - Your Christian News Source
                                                        Huckabee/Palin Gingrich 2012 will reclaim America for Christ! PRAISE!

                                                        Christian Ladies:
                                                        Savor your separation in style at the Monthly Visitor!

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                                                          • Meek and Humble
                                                            Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                                                            Biblical Black Belt
                                                            Jr. Pastor
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            • Dec 2008
                                                            • 6197
                                                            #855
                                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                            Absolutely false!!! That's a woman's punishment!

                                                            The person under me believes men and women to be equals.

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