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  • Brother Enoch
    The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2008
    • 4392
    #1546
    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    Originally posted by Paul Jeffery View Post
    The person below me has provided copies of his W2 to Landover Baptist Church.
    False. Unnecessary, my employer simply deposits half my pay directly to LBCs account.

    The person under me wishes they owned a plane and lived near an IRS office building.

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      • GodIsAlmighty
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Jan 2010
        • 184
        #1547
        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

        Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
        The person under me wishes they owned a plane and lived near an IRS office building.
        False, I'd rather live in Freehold, Iowa (currently planning trip)

        The person below me would include the quality of a woman's pies as a key determining factor for marriage.
        Follow me on Thefacebook! http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?...00000884272376

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          • Lost Sheep McUinnean
            Linguistics and Translation Consultant
            True Christian™
            • Nov 2009
            • 2193
            #1548
            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

            Originally posted by GodIsAlmighty View Post
            False, I'd rather live in Freehold, Iowa (currently planning trip)

            The person below me would include the quality of a woman's pies as a key determining factor for marriage.

            False! At least back then when we married. Nevertheless my wife's pie IS second to none!

            The person under me has in the past a false copy opf the bible but hjas since destroyed it with fire.

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              • Halleluyah Rob
                Honorary True Christian™
                Forum Member
                • Jan 2010
                • 353
                #1549
                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                Originally posted by Lost Sheep McUinnean View Post
                False! At least back then when we married. Nevertheless my wife's pie IS second to none!

                The person under me has in the past a false copy opf the bible but hjas since destroyed it with fire.
                False. Although, I did once have a vast collection of Playboy magazines which I burned.or still keep under my bed

                The person bellow me was just in an intense gunfight with a drug dealing negro.

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                  • Alfred King
                    Unsaved trash, race-mixing nigra
                    • Feb 2010
                    • 398
                    #1550
                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                    Originally posted by Halleluyah Rob View Post
                    The person bellow me was just in an intense gunfight with a drug dealing negro.
                    False.

                    The person below me believes it's time for CHANGE in Freehold!
                    The 100% SURE winner of the Freehold 2024 election. Let's make Freehold GREAT again!
                    • Godfly: "TrueChristian™ friends. Maybe the things Mr. King says are true."
                    • Johny Joe Hold: "my worthy opponent may have some admirable traits"
                    • C. Reconstruction: "you are sincere"
                    NOT endorsed by Donald Trump!

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                      • Cranky Old Man
                        Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                        You kids get off his lawn!
                         
                        • Jan 2010
                        • 22371
                        #1551
                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                        Originally posted by Alfred King View Post
                        False.

                        The person below me believes it's time for CHANGE in Freehold!
                        True, the change being you leaving Freehold as soon as possible.

                        The person below me believes all democrats should be shot.
                        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                          • Halleluyah Rob
                            Honorary True Christian™
                            Forum Member
                            • Jan 2010
                            • 353
                            #1552
                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                            Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                            The person below me believes all democrats should be shot.
                            True, starting with Al King.

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                              • Meek and Humble
                                Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                                Biblical Black Belt
                                Jr. Pastor
                                True Christian™
                                • Dec 2008
                                • 6197
                                #1553
                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                The person under me is praising Jesus that my prophecy about March 4 has happened exactly as I said.

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                                  • Lost Sheep McUinnean
                                    Linguistics and Translation Consultant
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Nov 2009
                                    • 2193
                                    #1554
                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                    Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                                    The person under me is praising Jesus that my prophecy about March 4 has happened exactly as I said.
                                    False. Your prophecy has not reached this far flung corner of Yoorp yet. Sorry.

                                    The person under me has never taken the Lord's name in vain.

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                                      • Cranky Old Man
                                        Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                                        You kids get off his lawn!
                                         
                                        • Jan 2010
                                        • 22371
                                        #1555
                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                        False, I did sin when I was young until my father beat the fear of God into me.

                                        The person below me thinks Alfred King is an idiot.
                                        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                                        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                                        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                                          • Alfred King
                                            Unsaved trash, race-mixing nigra
                                            • Feb 2010
                                            • 398
                                            #1556
                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                            False...

                                            The person below me believes it is time for CHANGE in Freehold!
                                            The 100% SURE winner of the Freehold 2024 election. Let's make Freehold GREAT again!
                                            • Godfly: "TrueChristian™ friends. Maybe the things Mr. King says are true."
                                            • Johny Joe Hold: "my worthy opponent may have some admirable traits"
                                            • C. Reconstruction: "you are sincere"
                                            NOT endorsed by Donald Trump!

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                                              • Rachel Sue
                                                Forum Member
                                                Forum Member
                                                • Feb 2010
                                                • 52
                                                #1557
                                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                True, that change being twofold: first that you'll grow another brain cell so you can start asking new questions and second that you will go back where you came from.

                                                The person below me prefers pie over sausage. (Favorite flavor is a plus!)
                                                The KJV 1611. Read It. Learn It. Love It. LIVE IT.

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                                                  • NorwegianAtheist
                                                    Unsaved trash
                                                    • Mar 2010
                                                    • 13
                                                    #1558
                                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                    True.

                                                    The person under me is home schooled and a fundamentalist christian.

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                                                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                         
                                                        • Sep 2006
                                                        • 78555
                                                        #1559
                                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                        Originally posted by NorwegianAtheist View Post
                                                        The person under me is home schooled and a fundamentalist christian.
                                                        True, and proud of it!

                                                        The person under me likes to have his servants iron the morning newspaper.
                                                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                          • GodIsAlmighty
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            • Jan 2010
                                                            • 184
                                                            #1560
                                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                            True, and proud of it!

                                                            The person under me likes to have his servants iron the morning newspaper.
                                                            False. I don't read newspapers anymore, I just watch Fox News on the television. Why would you need anything else?

                                                            The person under me wonders why prisons waste time and money with lethal injections and electric chairs, when rocks are free.
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