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  • Lola Handcock
    Forum Member
    • Oct 2009
    • 739
    #1471
    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    Originally posted by Emil Sledge View Post
    The person under me exfoliated this morning.

    False ,I missed my unclean time of the month,well I am late by 2 weeks anyway !



    the person under me wants a job as a bilge tank cleaner on a shrimp boat

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      • Rev. M. Rodimer
        Honorary True Christian™
        Forum Member
        • May 2008
        • 13996
        #1472
        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

        Originally posted by Lola Sledge View Post
        False ,I missed my unclean time of the month,well I am late by 2 weeks anyway !



        the person under me wants a job as a bilge tank cleaner on a shrimp boat
        Um, false . . . Is there a reason anyone would?

        The person below me got a copy of the Origin of Species with Ray Comfort's neatokeen introduction!
        Bible boring? Nonsense!
        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78556
            #1473
            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

            Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
            The person below me got a copy of the Origin of Species with Ray Comfort's neatokeen introduction!
            True. Actually I have crates of them. I've been handing them out in front of some chink university, in the hope that a few of those little yellow monkeys get some Jesus in them.


            The person under me suspecs that Obama is planning to close down all the prisons in America to free his "brothas"...
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Rev. M. Rodimer
                Honorary True Christian™
                Forum Member
                • May 2008
                • 13996
                #1474
                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                The person under me suspects that Obama is planning to close down all the prisons in America to free his "brothas"...
                Suspects? KNOWS!

                He wants to let all those wild bucks loose to rape good Christian women -- and MEN! -- and give us all the AIDS!

                The person under me doesn't wanna be forced onto his hands and knees with his head in the corner of a public restroom, trapped while a gang of overly-endowed Negro bucks use his backside like an inflatable Love Sheep at a frat party!
                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                  • Meek and Humble
                    Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                    Biblical Black Belt
                    Jr. Pastor
                    True Christian™
                    • Dec 2008
                    • 6197
                    #1475
                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                    True! :O

                    The person under me wonders if the above question was a tad to risque...

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78556
                        #1476
                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                        Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                        The person under me wonders if the above question was a tad to risque...
                        True...no, False!

                        I don't speak French, ok? So sue me.



                        The person under me likes to throw donut holes at his houseboy.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • Meek and Humble
                            Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                            Biblical Black Belt
                            Jr. Pastor
                            True Christian™
                            • Dec 2008
                            • 6197
                            #1477
                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                            False, I don't have a houseboy.

                            The person under me wonders why they are called doughnut holes, isn't the hole the thing in the donut itself, and that excess dough just a ball?

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                              • Lola Handcock
                                Forum Member
                                • Oct 2009
                                • 739
                                #1478
                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                The person under me wonders why they are called doughnut holes, isn't the hole the thing in the donut itself, and that excess dough just a ball?

                                Technically yes,but donut hole is more fun



                                The person under me longs for the good ole days when hanging witches was legal

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                                  • Meek and Humble
                                    Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                                    Biblical Black Belt
                                    Jr. Pastor
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Dec 2008
                                    • 6197
                                    #1479
                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                    False. I prefer the days they were burned at the stake

                                    The person under me can't wait to laugh at sinners in hell (from heaven).

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                                      • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                                        Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                                        One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                                        Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Dec 2006
                                        • 12414
                                        #1480
                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                        Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                                        The person under me can't wait to laugh at sinners in hell (from heaven).
                                        TRUE!

                                        The person under me wants to buy a midget once slavery's legal again.
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                                          • Brother Enoch
                                            The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                                            True Christian™
                                            • Jun 2008
                                            • 4392
                                            #1481
                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                            Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                                            TRUE!

                                            The person under me wants to buy a midget once slavery's legal again.
                                            False. I want a couple of niglets to raise just right.

                                            The person under me thinks all mosques, by law, should be located next to pig farms.

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                                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                 
                                                • Sep 2006
                                                • 78556
                                                #1482
                                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                Originally posted by Brother Avatar View Post
                                                The person under me thinks all mosques, by law, should be located next to pig farms.
                                                False. I think they should be turned into pig farms.


                                                The person under me thanks Jesus for allowing 25,000+ human beings to die of starvation each and every day!
                                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                  • Rev. M. Rodimer
                                                    Honorary True Christian™
                                                    Forum Member
                                                    • May 2008
                                                    • 13996
                                                    #1483
                                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                    False. I think they should be turned into pig farms.


                                                    The person under me thanks Jesus for allowing 25,000+ human beings to die of starvation each and every day!
                                                    False. I often wish He'd do something about the starvation problem.

                                                    For example, if He wiped out all the people at risk of starving, then there would be plenty of resources to go around for Christians!
                                                    Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                                    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                                    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                                                      • Jenni111
                                                        Unsaved trash
                                                         
                                                        • Aug 2009
                                                        • 323
                                                        #1484
                                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                        Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                                                        False. I often wish He'd do something about the starvation problem.

                                                        For example, if He wiped out all the people at risk of starving, then there would be plenty of resources to go around for Christians!

                                                        where is the person below me statement?

                                                        the person below me is a momma's boy

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                                                          • Meek and Humble
                                                            Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                                                            Biblical Black Belt
                                                            Jr. Pastor
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            • Dec 2008
                                                            • 6197
                                                            #1485
                                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                            False. I hate my mother, just as Jesus commanded.

                                                            The person under me thinks the Catholic "Lady" is not Mary, but a demon!

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