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  • Born Again Bob
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 2318

    #2611
    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
    The person below think Zekie boy should get a copy of this if he intends to cut out all foreign food.
    False. Native Americans are foreigners who happened to stumble onto America before real Americans did. THEY DIDN'T EVEN CALL IT AMERICA!

    The person under me his fired a gun and actually hit something.

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    • PetitionLady
      Hates Obama. Really Hates Obama. Actually, REALLY REALLY REALLY Hates Obama.
      Forum Member
      • Nov 2010
      • 883

      #2612
      Re: The person under me: (True or false)

      Originally posted by Born Again Bob View Post
      False. Native Americans are foreigners who happened to stumble onto America before real Americans did. THEY DIDN'T EVEN CALL IT AMERICA!

      The person under me his fired a gun and actually hit something.
      True.

      The person under me has decided to increase their tithe to go above 10%.
      But whosoever shall deny me before men,
      him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
      ~Matt. 10:33

      ~~~~~~~
      Theme song in hell: "I Did it My Way"

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      • María Gálvez-Villalobos
        Claims not to be a dago slut
        Unintelligible motor-mouthed Spaniardess; earplugs advised
        • Mar 2011
        • 1307

        #2613
        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

        Originally posted by PetitionLady View Post
        True.

        The person under me has decided to increase their tithe to go above 10%.
        No! My tithes are big enough! I would never get operation on my breaths anyway - is no natural!

        (And in any case I don't need)


        Person under me love read Bible in bath sometime to time..
        Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
        My favorite verse from the Bible is:
        - A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.

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        • Rev. M. Rodimer
          Honorary True Christian™
          Forum Member
          • May 2008
          • 13996

          #2614
          Re: The person under me: (True or false)

          Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
          True!
          Does Zeke know that you are having thoughts about another man, Sister?
          Originally posted by María Gálvez-Villalobos View Post
          No! My tithes are big enough! I would never get operation on my breaths anyway - is no natural!

          (And in any case I don't need)


          Person under me love read Bible in bath sometime to time..
          True! That's why I have a waterproof Bible!

          The person under me agrees that Ms. Galvez-Villalobos should not have surgeries to enhance her womanhood.
          Bible boring? Nonsense!
          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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          • Jack O'fagan
            With faith as immovable as the Earth
            True Christian™
            • Feb 2011
            • 4836

            #2615
            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

            Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
            Does Zeke know that you are having thoughts about another man, Sister?

            True! That's why I have a waterproof Bible!

            The person under me agrees that Ms. Galvez-Villalobos should not have surgeries to enhance her womanhood.
            True, I think she is perfect how she is.

            The person underneath me joins me in wishing Daisy Mae a happy birthday.
            Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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            I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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            • Brother Harold Porter
              Landover Senior Outreach
              Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2010
              • 8236

              #2616
              Re: The person under me: (True or false)

              Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
              True, I think she is perfect how she is.

              The person underneath me joins me in wishing Daisy Mae a happy birthday.
              Most certainly and Medicare has agreed to pay for her scooter, bless her heart.

              The Christian below me recycles nothing as it is all God's gift?
              Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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              • Rev. M. Rodimer
                Honorary True Christian™
                Forum Member
                • May 2008
                • 13996

                #2617
                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
                Most certainly and Medicare has agreed to pay for her scooter, bless her heart.

                The Christian below me recycles nothing as it is all God's gift?
                False. I recycle cans and bottles collected from the public schools in North Salem, and donate the deposits to the Baptist Homeschoolers Association (local group). This way, instead of being wasted on public indoctrination school supplies and teacher salaries, children can be taught Truth™ at home by loving parents. I see it much like a donation from the liberal public indoctrination system to the homeschoolers, with me just acting as the middle-man.

                I didn't realize Daisy Mae had a problem with her scooter.

                The person below me hopes that Medicare will fix Daisy Mae's scooter for her, and that she will bear Zeke many handsome sons if they get married!


                Er, when. WHEN they get married.
                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                • Jo Freddie
                  Unsaved trash
                  Hateful God mocking pirate
                  • Apr 2009
                  • 6339

                  #2618
                  Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                  Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                  The person below me hopes that Medicare will fix Daisy Mae's scooter for her, and that she will bear Zeke many handsome sons if they get married!
                  False, a broken scooter has just as must chance of producing offspring with Zekei Boy as a fully functioning one.
                  Er, when. WHEN they get married.
                  You where right the first time no need for a correction.

                  The person below me thinks if Daisy Mae keeps waiting for Zekie Boy she will end up trying to shoot him.
                  Posted via Pasta

                  True Pastafarian™

                  May my Sauce be with you!
                  Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
                  Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
                  The Loose Canon - HTML version
                  Loose Canon Fan Page
                  North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
                  I have been to The Volcano!

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                  • PetitionLady
                    Hates Obama. Really Hates Obama. Actually, REALLY REALLY REALLY Hates Obama.
                    Forum Member
                    • Nov 2010
                    • 883

                    #2619
                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                    Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                    False, a broken scooter has just as must chance of producing offspring with Zekei Boy as a fully functioning one.

                    You where right the first time no need for a correction.

                    The person below me thinks if Daisy Mae keeps waiting for Zekie Boy she will end up trying to shoot him.
                    False. Ridiculous.

                    The person below me is getting ready to go to church and praise God!!

                    Shout GLORY!
                    But whosoever shall deny me before men,
                    him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
                    ~Matt. 10:33

                    ~~~~~~~
                    Theme song in hell: "I Did it My Way"

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                    • Jo Freddie
                      Unsaved trash
                      Hateful God mocking pirate
                      • Apr 2009
                      • 6339

                      #2620
                      Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                      Originally posted by PetitionLady View Post
                      False. Ridiculous.

                      The person below me is getting ready to go to church and praise God!!

                      Shout GLORY!
                      False: I am about to sit down an share Pasta with my family in Our Lord's Honour.

                      The person below me has been enjoying watching the Magnificent birds.
                      Posted via Pasta

                      True Pastafarian™

                      May my Sauce be with you!
                      Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
                      Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
                      The Loose Canon - HTML version
                      Loose Canon Fan Page
                      North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
                      I have been to The Volcano!

                      Comment

                      • Alphonse Alban
                        Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
                         
                        • Feb 2011
                        • 5724

                        #2621
                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                        Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                        False: I am about to sit down an share Pasta with my family in Our Lord's Honour.

                        The person below me has been enjoying watching the Magnificent birds.

                        False. I am still pissed that online hunting of live-shot.com did not happen.

                        The person below me has has never watched West Side Story because of the gang violence it promotes.

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                        • Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson
                          Pastor of Praise and Worship
                          A True Christian™ Straight Shooter
                          True Christian™
                          • Jul 2009
                          • 3890

                          #2622
                          Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                          Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
                          False. I am still pissed that online hunting of live-shot.com did not happen.

                          The person below me has has never watched West Side Story because of the gang violence it promotes.
                          False, I had to screen it. These gangs are obviously raving sodomites.



                          The person below me wants a $54,000 tax refund.
                          Praise and worship with Pastor Will. Services at 9 a.m., 11 a.m. and 6 p.m.


                          Contact me. pastorwillsampson at gmail.com

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                          • MonkeyMan
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            • Apr 2011
                            • 14

                            #2623
                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                            False

                            The person who posts below me loves christ and praises ONLY his name and not GODS name

                            True/queer

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                            • Gods Will
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              • Apr 2011
                              • 6

                              #2624
                              Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                              False.
                              I praise God and his earthly son

                              the person below me believes poverty should be abolished

                              (True/False)

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                              • María Gálvez-Villalobos
                                Claims not to be a dago slut
                                Unintelligible motor-mouthed Spaniardess; earplugs advised
                                • Mar 2011
                                • 1307

                                #2625
                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                Originally posted by Gods Will View Post
                                False.
                                I praise God and his earthly son

                                the person below me believes poverty should be abolished

                                (True/False)
                                True - because is a horrible things see poors people what is alway begging and needing stuffs. Jesus sayed us to give to the poors after all.

                                The person under of me is agree that Jesus say us to love each others.
                                Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
                                My favorite verse from the Bible is:
                                - A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.

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