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  • Bobby-Joe
    Landover Security Superviser
    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 18405
    #991
    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Nolo Contendre.


    The person below me thinks Lacoste shirts are gay.
    I've never seen one in my life but I know just by the name they are gay as a picnic in a San Fransisco park.

    The person below me owns a copy of Atlas of Creationism

    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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    Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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      • Meek and Humble
        Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
        Biblical Black Belt
        Jr. Pastor
        True Christian™
        • Dec 2008
        • 6197
        #992
        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

        False, and after reading that I won't. They appear to be Old Earth Creationist, and thus, children of Satan himself!

        The person under me knows the exact day the Earth was created.

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78552
            #993
            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

            Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post

            The person under me knows the exact day the Earth was created.
            True! And the earth's birthday is coming up soon!


            The person under me likes limburger cheese.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Isabella Abbey
                Forum Member
                • Aug 2009
                • 166
                #994
                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                True! And the earth's birthday is coming up soon!


                The person under me likes limburger cheese.

                False. I can't believe that stuff is even considered to be food.

                Hey, the Earth was born on the same day I was! Cool.


                Next: The person below me will celebrate the Earth's birthday by planting trees, building a bonfire of old deadwood, feasting, and getting sloshed.

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78552
                    #995
                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                    Originally posted by Isabella Abbey View Post

                    Hey, the Earth was born on the same day I was! Cool.
                    And I suppose that makes you think your'e some kind of "earth mother," huh?


                    Originally posted by Isabella Abbey View Post
                    Next: The person below me will celebrate the Earth's birthday by planting trees, building a bonfire of old deadwood, feasting, and getting sloshed.
                    Completely false. I'll celebrate the creation of the earth the same way I always do; by throwing a True Christian(tm) barbecue party on my estate. The Lord loves the smell of cooking meat, and how!


                    Numbers 15:3 And will make an offering by fire unto the LORD, a burnt offering, or a sacrifice in performing a vow, or in a freewill offering, or in your solemn feasts, to make a sweet savour unto the LORD , of the herd or of the flock:
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Rev. Jim Osborne
                        True Christian™ Televangelist
                        Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                        On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                        True Christian™
                        • Jun 2009
                        • 8622
                        #996
                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                        The person below me swipes towels, ashtrays, clock radios, lamps, showerheads, etc. from hotels they stay in.

                        Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78552
                            #997
                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                            Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                            The person below me swipes towels, ashtrays, clock radios, lamps, showerheads, etc. from hotels they stay in.
                            False. Well, mostly false. I do remove those false Christian "Gideon Bibles" from any hotel rooms I'm in. But I don't think that's stealing, because they're stamped "Please take me home" or something like that. I use them to start my barbecue...


                            The person below me agrees with Rush Limbaugh when he says that Barack HUSSEIN Obama is a racist.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • Levi Jones
                                Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                                Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                                Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                                 
                                • Jul 2009
                                • 13930
                                #998
                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                False. Well, mostly false. I do remove those false Christian "Gideon Bibles" from any hotel rooms I'm in. But I don't think that's stealing, because they're stamped "Please take me home" or something like that. I use them to start my barbecue...


                                The person below me agrees with Rush Limbaugh when he says that Barack HUSSEIN Obama is a racist.
                                Of course he's a racists!

                                The person below me is staying in a Hotel Room tonight on Landover's dime and going to Mexico tomorrow to pass out Chick Tracts.
                                Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                                  • Larry Lee
                                    Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
                                    True Christian™ Theologian
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Sep 2006
                                    • 4464
                                    #999
                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                    Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                                    Of course he's a racists!

                                    The person below me is staying in a Hotel Room tonight on Landover's dime and going to Mexico tomorrow to pass out Chick Tracts.
                                    FALSE! I'm marching to the border with the Texas Rangers to secure our American homes, way-of-life and womenfolk from the brownskin plague that Obama has released upon us.

                                    The person below me HATES tacos.
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                                    I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

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                                      • virginWhore
                                        Unsaved trash, Godless Godmocker
                                         
                                        • Feb 2007
                                        • 112
                                        #1000
                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                        Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
                                        FALSE! I'm marching to the border with the Texas Rangers to secure our American homes, way-of-life and womenfolk from the brownskin plague that Obama has released upon us.

                                        The person below me HATES tacos.

                                        True.

                                        I hate my pink taco, for the things it makes me think and the trouble it causes me.

                                        I'm saving it for my husband someday. May he use it well.

                                        THe person under me calls out to Jesus when I save his seed from spilling on the ground.

                                        vw
                                        Ezekiel 23:20: For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses.

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                                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                             
                                            • Sep 2006
                                            • 78552
                                            #1001
                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                            Originally posted by virginWhore View Post

                                            THe person under me calls out to Jesus when I save his seed from spilling on the ground.

                                            vw
                                            True. Spilling one's seed is a sin, and Jesus should always be thanked, irregardless.

                                            The person under me bought Kathy Griffin's new book.

                                            (trick question)
                                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                              • Levi Jones
                                                Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                                                Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                                                Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                                                 
                                                • Jul 2009
                                                • 13930
                                                #1002
                                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                True, so I could bring it to the book burning when Aimee, the kids and I move out there.


                                                Obama making the private ownership of gold illegal like the communist dictator FDR. May he burn in hell.
                                                Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                                                  • Mad Prophet Helmholtz
                                                    Recovering Outpatient From The Landover Rehabilitation Unit
                                                    Forum Member
                                                    • May 2009
                                                    • 666
                                                    #1003
                                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                    Wrong game, Levi. This is the Person Under Me, not Make it Worse!

                                                    The person under me sometimes gets these two games confused with each other.
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                                                    SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.

                                                    Hosea 9:7
                                                    The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.

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                                                      • JennyD
                                                        Honorary True Christian™
                                                        Sweet Placid Sister
                                                        Forum Member
                                                        • Dec 2007
                                                        • 9567
                                                        #1004
                                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                        Originally posted by Mad Prophet Helmholtz View Post
                                                        Wrong game, Levi. This is the Person Under Me, not Make it Worse!

                                                        The person under me sometimes gets these two games confused with each other.
                                                        False. I don't go online under the influence of . . . well, anything.

                                                        The person below me has special white bedsheets used when playing "Musky Klan Love".
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                                                          • Larry Lee
                                                            Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
                                                            True Christian™ Theologian
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            • Sep 2006
                                                            • 4464
                                                            #1005
                                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                            Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                                                            Obama making the private ownership of gold illegal like the communist dictator FDR. May he burn in hell.
                                                            TRUE! I remember when Landover first minted the "Pastor Al", our Church's 2-ounce gold bullion coin. The world's precious-metal dealers beat a trail to our Church parsonage, which at the time was the only place anyone could obtain one of the beauties. Nowadays, the coins are commonly seen in the Church offering plate, and I believe Rev. Jim often regularly distributes them to the girls who excel in their Bible studies.

                                                            The person under me is signing up for Bible study with Rev. Jim, PRONTO!
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